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What Writers Can Learn From the Films of Darren Aronofsky

September 15th, 2017

Image I'm so stoked for Darren Aronofsky's new film, Mother! Ever since I saw Pi I've been a super-fan. I've watched all of his movies multiple times and have used them as background atmosphere while I worked on certain projects. Going through all of his films can be as helpful and inspiring as any craft book. One of my goals is to try to do what Aronofsky does with his films in my own writing.

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The Defenders: Defeated by Dull Writing

September 14th, 2017

The Defenders, Marvel’s epic crossover between its (mostly) beloved Netflix series, finally landed on the internet to a mixed response. While many fans greatly enjoyed watching their favorite heroes interact with each other (much like they did in The Avengers five years ago), others found their fun tempered by serious flaws in the storytelling. The show gets off to a promising start, but by the end it has squandered its potential by making all of the same mistakes as its predecessors, all while adding a slew of new ones.

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Out of Inspiration? Turn to Writing Prompts

September 13th, 2017

Ah, inspiration. Or, as some writers might instead say: Hello, darkness, my old friend.

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Using The *Big* Words: Five Tips On Making Jargon And Tech Work For Your Writing, Rather Than Against It

September 12th, 2017

I love work.

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The Inauthenticity of a Fuckless World

September 7th, 2017

Original image: Arthouse Studio via Pexels I can still remember the first time I dropped an F-bomb. My friends and I had tied a giant log to a rope hanging from a swing set, and we were spinning it around. I got too close to that spinning, wooden devil, and it blasted me in the face, knocking out my front teeth. In that moment, I used a word I had been very familiar with but had yet to ever utter.  Fuck. 

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Ten Reasons I Hate Remakes...And They're Not What You Think

September 6th, 2017

Header image by mahdi chaghari On one hand, I try not to discuss movies with people online because most folks have very strong opinions about everyone else's opinions, and because trying to escape my ultraviolent past is hard to do when someone mansplains a film to me or tries to explain why I didn't "get" a movie. However, from time to time, I engage in movie talk with friends, and one of the most touchy subjects is remakes.

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The Sex Scene In Stephen King's 'IT'

September 5th, 2017

When I pitched the idea for this column, I was told it was cool so long as I kept it classy. After I found my monocle, which had fallen out of my eye due to my wide-eyed, shocked expression (“ME?! How could I be NOT classy?!”), I started thinking about how to tackle the topic. With IT coming to theaters, readers and non-readers alike are becoming aware of a piece missing from the movie. I’m talking, of course, about the sex scene. The one that’s (not incorrectly) referred to as a “child orgy in the sewer.”

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Struggling Writers

September 4th, 2017

Original image via Pexels I am a working writer, and I’ve been guilty at some point or another of all seven of these sins. I still struggle, but I make an effort to not do the stupid shit listed below. Some of these are rookie mistakes; others are self-destructive and toxic to the literary community. Stopping even one of these behaviors will help an aspiring writer become the writer they are supposed to be. 

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"American Girls" Taught Me That Diversity Is The Most Beautiful Thing

September 1st, 2017

The American Girls franchise was radical and so instrumental to my education as a child. I grew up during the good ole days of the OG squad of eight (okay, technically, Kaya wasn’t added until after I was introduced to the gang, but she was my second-favorite, so I count her).

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13 Tips on Plowing Through "IT" (or any long book) In A Few Days

August 31st, 2017

Stephen King's IT is a big-ass book. Something like 440,000 words. That's like 75% the length of Atlas Shrugged (561,000 words) or War and Peace (587,000 words). When you’ve read IT, you’ve read almost all of a couple books famous for being ridiculously long. I’m dumb, which is why I decided to read Stephen King’s It for a book club. And because it was a book club book, I had about a week to read it. Okay, I had a month, but I'm not perfect. 

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