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My Failed Pokemon Go Book Proposal

April 12th, 2018

Illustrations by Joel Amat Güell Two summers ago my ex-agent and I came up with an idea to cash in on the Pokémon Go craze. Time was important, so for a week I played the game, drank a lot of coffee and sugar-free Redbull, got my artist collaborator friend Joel to do some drawings, and churned out a book proposal. Unfortunately, by the time editors saw the proposal, the Pokemon Go craze was starting to crash.

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Why Crime Authors Need to Stop Pretending They're Badasses

April 11th, 2018

Sometimes I sit down to write an essay and, halfway through, stop and wonder if ruffling all those feathers is worth it. Then I remember that ruffling feathers is my job, and I finish the thing. At least I haven't received any death threats in a while.

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Why We Still Love the Great Gatsby 93 Years Later

April 10th, 2018

On April 10, 1925, Charles Scribner's Sons published a novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald that has been inspiring filmmakers, English lit students, writers, readers, and party planners ever since: The Great Gatsby. At the time, the book was met with poor sales and mixed reviews. But today it is referred to as the magnum opus of one of the 20th century’s greatest American writers. So, what is it about this tale of a 1922 Long Island summer that has captivated readers for the past 93 years? Let’s take a look.

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The Evolution of Brian Michael Bendis as A Writer

April 9th, 2018

Brian Michael Bendis has been writing for Marvel Comics for nearly two decades, but that all ends in May. His very last Marvel comic will be Invincible Iron Man #600, released on May 23, and after that he becomes exclusive with DC Comics, the “distinguished competition” as they’ve been known for years. The friendly rivalry between the two companies has stayed mostly that since Marvel made its big splash in the 1960s, but it’s hard to deny this is a big win for the home of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman.

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11 Tips To Keep You Writing While Traveling

April 6th, 2018

Getting into a workshop with Chuck Palahniuk and Lidia Yuknavitch was one of the best pieces of news I’d ever received. Especially because when I got it, my cat had died, I had stitches in my mouth, and I was on prescription meds that meant I couldn’t drink a drop at the heavy-drinking party I organize every year. That night, when I got home from said party dead sober, mouth throbbing, I got the email: “You’re in.”

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AWP 2018 Round Up

April 6th, 2018

I lived in Orlando while I went to college and would go to Tampa for only three reasons: to watch the Rays, see a band, or go to a strip club—nudity was banned in Orlando unless Shakespeare was being performed. Orlando didn’t have a great nightlife, but it had a pretty good literary scene. Tampa knows how to party but the only thing I knew they liked to read were Jimmy Buffett lyrics and swinger Craigslist ads.

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The 8 Best Novels About Sports (But Not Really)

April 5th, 2018

It’s difficult to find great novels about sports. In the here and now, writing about sports is often discouraged in writing programs, or left to the short story, and a writer interested in sports often goes into journalism to be closer to the action and drama of a live game. Literary fiction (whatever that is) tends to focus on interiors, both of character and time, rather than the outward exhibition of a game. Sports and fiction often mix like oil and water.

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­­Hurdles and a Pyramid: Plotting Your Short Story

April 4th, 2018

One of the first things students learn in creative writing classes is that the plot of any short story ought to follow a five point structure, sometimes called Freytag’s Pyramid. You can see it here: Image via brittanyekrueger  It’s not wrong.

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Writing the Crime Scene: Blood

April 4th, 2018

A rookie cop nurses a busted nose after a dust-up with a drunken thug. The veteran detective squats down to examine crimson stains on the kitchen floor. A forensic specialist tests a blood-stained jacket for the suspect's DNA. Blood is a common element in every crime or horror novel. Each of our characters has roughly one to one-and-a-half gallons of blood in their fictional veins. So when you see horror movies where there is a firehose of scarlet shooting out of a severed limb, it isn’t really accurate.

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How I Revitalized my Reading Life Through Structure and Rules

April 3rd, 2018

My reading life was a little stale at the beginning of last fall. I’d sit down to read, and even if it was a book I was dying to dig into, I’d shut it after mere minutes. I was unfocused, unable to keep my eyes on the page, unsure where to fit reading into my busy life. And this was a problem, because I was just starting to have publishers send me ARCs of upcoming releases for review, and I felt it would be unconscionably rude to accept the books and never actually read them.

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