Columns

Marlowe and Me: Jumping Off the Hay Truck

August 28th, 2013

­A few months ago, my son tried to run in front of a train because I wouldn’t let him play on a decommissioned backhoe. Granted, he wasn’t trying to end all of his two years in a fit of rage, just trying to get away from me as fast as possible. And, I should add for the sake of Social Services (and I’m starting to wonder if these columns make me sound like a horrible parent, which is diametrically opposite the point of them), I yoked him up within a few steps. But it still scared the crap out of me.

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Joshua Mohr and Anisse Gross Talk Plot

August 28th, 2013

Next week we kick off another installment of Plotlines, a workshop led by best-selling author Joshua Mohr, on finding the balance between character and story. While prepping for the class, Joshua thought it would be fun to engage another writer on the subject, and he picked Anisse Gross, the film editor at The Rumpus.

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A Literary Nerd in Prague

August 27th, 2013

Seeking a break from work (and America), I decided to visit Eastern Europe this summer, along with my wife and two friends. The four of us met up in Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic. (Three of us then went to Kraków, the second largest city in Poland—check out that installment here).

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Big In Japan: 12 Japanese Covers of Popular Bestsellers

August 26th, 2013

Village Vanguard image via Skvora Limited. All other images by Joshua Chaplinsky Konichiwa, bitches! I am recently returned from a glorious three-week sojourn in the Land of the Rising Sun.

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The Kessel Run (in under 12 Parsecs): A Guide to the Star Wars Expanded Universe

August 23rd, 2013

Star Wars. Whether or not you consider it science fiction, it’s what many people think of when you mention space, spaceships, laser guns, or robots. One movie back in 1977 spawned an empire that continues today. It spun off into additional films, television series, games, comics and, yes, books. These make up part of what’s referred to as the Expanded Universe, the material that isn’t exactly canon but which has fleshed out Lucas’s world far beyond anything we’ve seen in the films.

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10 Essential Elmore Leonard Novels: A Eulogy

August 23rd, 2013

Photo courtesy The Hollywood Reporter I remember the first time I came across the name Elmore Leonard. It wasn’t on the cover of one of his forty-five novels, nor was it in the credits of one of the umpteen feature films that have been adapted from his work. It was on some shoddy internet forum I frequented as a teenager.

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Culling The Classics: The Jungle Books

August 23rd, 2013

That's right, we're culling two classics for the price of one this time: Rudyard Kipling's seminal children's collections, The Jungle Book and The Second Jungle Book. Time out—children's classics? Who started the rumor that these books were for kids? Do parents actually know what's in these things, or are they trusting that Walt Disney stuck as close as possible to the source material? We're going to have to clear up a few things.

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The 7 People You Meet in Workshop Hell

August 22nd, 2013

Hell is other people with red pens. Workshops: They’re like that dream where you walk into a classroom, only to discover you’re naked. In an ideal world, everyone in your writing group would be “naked” as well—open to the exchange of criticism and ideas, while remaining aware of how vulnerable the process makes us all.

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Gently Curving Prose: 10 Rules for Writing New Adult Fiction

August 22nd, 2013

Along with drone strikes, Obamacare and the wisdom of Kim Kardashian’s wardrobe policy, self-pubbing is one of those incendiary topics that divide the world into two camps: those who like it and those who don’t. But while the rest of us sit on either side of this unbreachable opinion-chasm throwing freshly sharpened blogs at each other, one group of authors has proved self-pubbing can work by quietly making a shitload of cash.

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How NOT to Get an Agent (And What to Do After You Get One)

August 21st, 2013

This is a column with practical advice about ways to improve your chances of finding and retaining a good agent to represent you and help sell your work to a publisher. Some of the suggestions I proffer are obvious, some not so obvious. But I write this as someone who has maintained an excellent relationship with one literary agency for 27 years and 8 books. I think I know what I’m talking about.

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