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How to Become a Freelance Writer in 900 Simple Steps – Part 1: Risky Business

January 24th, 2014

Let's be clear: I am not a freelance writer—yet, and I don't yet know how to become one. This is the first in a series of articles in which I drag you, dear reader, along with me as I try to figure out how to set up a freelance writing business. Over the past 2 years, you've come to me for grammar advice and random musings on craft, but join me now as I attempt to enter the business world as a freelance copywriter. Let's get started.

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Bella Swan and the Art of the Audience Surrogate

January 24th, 2014

Cathedra Image licensed under Creative Commons by Barnett Newman There are few characters in modern fiction regarded with as much vitriol as Bella Swan. Although she's unlikely to need an introduction, Miss Swan is the protagonist of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series (bear with me just a moment; I can hear the collective groan at the mere mention of the T-word). Besides an undeniable clumsiness, Bella is known for having few defining personality traits of her own.

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The 10 Weirdest And Most Wonderful Libraries In The World

January 23rd, 2014

Originally posted 4/16/2013

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The Right Way to Write for a Living

January 23rd, 2014

I'd been working as a full-time freelance writer for eight months when I made a startling realization: I had come to hate writing. The craft that I identified with and the ambition I'd had since Jr. High—to make money as a writer—had backfired. I didn't like the work. I didn't like my life. I didn't even like myself.

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What's In A Name?

January 22nd, 2014

Have you ever heard someone say the phrase, “James doesn’t look like a James,” or “She acts more like a Phyllis than a Rachel”? Or have you said words similar to this yourself, because there’s someone in your life whose name simply doesn’t match their personality? Conversely, what about the people who fit their names so perfectly, you begin to wonder if there are perhaps secret societies of Chads or Marys out there, conspiring to align with set character traits?

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The Best Book You've Never Read: 'Something Happened' by Joseph Heller

January 22nd, 2014

Image via rarebookcellar.com When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22,   I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?' —Joseph Heller

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Storyville: Publisher Interviews—ChiZine, Eraserhead, and PMMP

January 22nd, 2014

So this week we’re interviewing three publishers instead of three editors and we couldn’t have a more diverse mix of dark fiction presses. ChiZine has been doing this for a long time, and doing it very well. I’m a big fan of many of their authors (Craig Davidson, Brent Hayward, Paul Tremblay, Stephen Graham Jones, etc.) and even won a contest there a few years ago. They really are one of my favorite presses out there.

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Storykiller: Get Thee Back To Kickstarter!

January 21st, 2014

I’m headed back to Kickstarter (today, actually) with my new novel. The "why" is both incredibly simple and incredibly complex.

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Liars, Madmen, Demons and Children: 10 Unforgettable Unreliable Narrators

January 20th, 2014

You could argue that truly reliable first-person narrators don’t even exist. After all, every character views the story through the distortion of their own biases, experiences, perspectives and personality quirks, and tells the story through a series of omissions and carefully chosen facts.

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Footnotes: The Clues Poe Left Behind

January 20th, 2014

Footnotes examines the cultural impact of fiction and its creators. After leaving Richmond, Virginia, on September 27, 1849, a man, on his way home to New York, disappears. The next five days of his life are not accounted for. On October 3, the man is found wandering the streets of Baltimore, Maryland, in a state of delirium reserved only for the most serious of artists (think a Hemingway-, Belushi-, Cobain-like stupor).

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