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LitReactor Staff Picks: The Best Books of 2019 - Part II

December 13th, 2019

Another year has come and gone. You know what that means, don't you? Time for a bunch of strangers to tell you what was good! And why should you care what the LitReactor staff thinks are the best books of the year? Trick question! You shouldn't. But what they have to say might interest you nonetheless, because they are good-looking and knowledgeable and they read like the wind. So for those who care, we submit for your approval/derision some of LitReactor's favorite reads of 2019 (part 2).

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Why Isn't More Poetry Funny?

December 12th, 2019

Can poetry be funny? Most of you are saying, “Of course it can.” And most of you are wrong.

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Why Watch the Watchmen?

December 11th, 2019

Watchmen is one of the greatest graphic novels of all time. I include it in my personal canon of must-reads, and it is among the volumes I still revisit every few years. A postmodern deconstruction of the superhero mythos and a scathing indictment of great man theory, it is more than just a good story well told. It was groundbreaking, commanding a level of academic and critical respect previously unheard of for comic books. Watchmen’s influence on comics as a medium and the superhero genre as a whole has been nothing short of profound.

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10 Pieces of Advice Every Writer Should Ignore

December 10th, 2019

I've heard incredibly dumb and inaccurate things while talking to other writers at work, in the streets, after readings, at conferences, after delivering keynote speeches, and when teaching MFA classes. They usually have to do with writing and how it should be done. I'm a journalist, so I often ask questions, and when someone says something I think is wrong or misinformed, I immediately ask them where they heard it. In my experience, most people who say inaccurate things about writing do so because they learned those things from other writers.

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LitReactor Staff Picks: The Best Books of 2019 - Part I

December 9th, 2019

Another year has come and gone. You know what that means, don't you? Time for a bunch of strangers to tell you what was good! And why should you care what the LitReactor staff thinks are the best books of the year? Trick question! You shouldn't. But what they have to say might interest you nonetheless, because they are good-looking and knowledgeable and they read like the wind. So for those who care, we submit for your approval/derision some of LitReactor's favorite reads of 2019 (part 1).

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20 Embarrassing Things Every Goddamn Writer Says

December 9th, 2019

Being a writer is actually very easy compared to most other available jobs, unless you care about things like income and respect. Then it starts getting a little tricky. The act of putting pen to paper or fingers to keyboard has been romanticized by nerds for centuries as an act of badass wit, when the simple truth is that any idiot can write a book, and most of them do. Writing a book is a super dorky thing to do, and thanks to a certain kind of writer, it’s starting to become downright unbearable. Consider this article an intervention.

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The Best Horror Novels Of The Last Decade

December 6th, 2019

RIP 2010-2019. You've been a rather strange decade, and not exactly a stellar one, if we're being honest, especially these last three years, what with basically every celebrity dying in 2016 (we're living in a world without David Bowie and Prince, y'all) and then that one thing concerning the White House we all just avoided discussing with our families at Thanksgiving, even though it's the epitome of a shit show at this point (yeah, call me a libt*rd snowflake, I really don't care).

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Craft A Cozy Mystery In Three Killer Steps

December 5th, 2019

Header photo by Noelle Otto So you want to write a cozy, but you don’t know where to start? Rest assured the solution lies in three simple steps. But first, we must note that cozy mysteries are different from traditional whodunits in that they shy away from gratuitous sex and violence in favor of homespun values in a close-knit community.

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What I Learned at Gotham Writers Workshop's First-Ever Writing Conference

December 4th, 2019

On October 25th, I gathered a little tote bag and hopped a train from Queens to the Ace Hotel in midtown Manhattan. There, in a conference room in the basement, I found the Gotham Writers Conference. The conference, the first one ever put on by Gotham Writers Workshop, was a two-day event. The first day, the only one I was able to attend, was open to everyone who felt like paying and attending. It consisted of five panels and talks, as well as a happy hour at the end.

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Storyville: Using Your Family to Tell Dark Stories

December 3rd, 2019

Oh, the number of times I’ve killed off my wife and kids in a story or novel. I mean, Disintegration alone! But that’s not the only role your family can play in the telling of dark stories. There are many ways you can use the people around you to provide depth, meaning, emotion, and authority. Let me toss out some ideas and see if they can help you go deeper as well.

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