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The Mandalorian With No Name: How Star Wars Fuses Sci-Fi and Westerns

January 8th, 2020

Star Wars is a place. One of my favorite fictional destinations. A vast continent of stories to discover, so expansive that it cannot be contained by over a dozen movies, hundreds of hours of television and video games, and enough books to fill a library. We have been excavating for the last forty years and have only just scratched the surface. While many are about epic struggles between good and evil, Star Wars feels like a real place because it can encompass a wide variety of stories, just like the world we live in.

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I'll Never Read All the Books On My TBR — and That's A Good Thing!

January 7th, 2020

There are more than 1,000 books in my want-to-read shelf on GoodReads. I know this, because every time I add a book to that shelf (which I do multiple times a day, it seems), that number flashes before my eyes, rising just a little bit. One drop into the ocean of my TBR; another, another, and you’d think I was drowning.

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Count Dracula: Misunderstood Monster, Bloodsucking Bastard, And Everything In-Between

January 6th, 2020

On January 1st, 2020, the BBC debuted yet another version of Dracula, this one from Doctor Who and Sherlock collaborators Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss (Netflix made the full three-part miniseries available to view on January 4th here in the U.S.). Moffat and Gatiss have stated that this new adaptation of Bram Stoker's 1897 novel will return the titular character to his monstrous origins.

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The New Year's Resolutions of Your Favorite Literary Characters

January 3rd, 2020

As we say goodbye to 2019, it's time to start planning for 2020 and all that it will bring. This includes, of course, our yearly tradition of making New Year’s resolutions that may or may not be a little overly optimistic. Some of you might have decided that you’re going to read more books in the coming months. Others might already have resolved that this is the year that you’re going to get published. 

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Chuck Palahniuk's 'Consider This': A Reading List

January 2nd, 2020

If you're not excited about Chuck Palahniuk's upcoming how-to book, Consider This, you should be. Yes, I know there are lots of how-to-write books out there. This one is going to be different.  For one, his how-to travel guide to Portland is some of his best work. Even if you never go to Portland (and I'd argue you'll never go to the Portland in Fugitives and Refugees because it doesn't exist anymore), it's a great read.

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Storyville: Ending 2019 with a Bang

December 31st, 2019

So, as we usher out 2019 (thank GOD, what a mess) and welcome in 2020, here are some ways writers can end the year with a BANG, and set themelves up for success, next year.

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The Top Most Stupidest 2020 Reading Goals and Challenges

December 30th, 2019

This is the year I figured out how to do reading goals: I’ll list the ones I’m NOT doing. Yes, that means the list is longer, but when 2021 rolls around and I haven’t accomplished anything on my list, I'll feel good about it.  Plus, there's nothing I like better than making fun of a genuine, thoughtful attempt at reading.  Let’s get down to business.

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Build Your Brand With An Author Tagline

December 27th, 2019

Photo by Pixabay If you thought becoming a bestseller was just about writing excellent material, it’s time to wake up. According to Publishers Weekly, on the print side of the self-publishing market alone, Amazon’s CreateSpace released 1.4 million titles in 2018. To put it plainly, the market is saturated, and nobody’s going to buy your book if you don’t give them a good reason.

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Why Boys And Men Should 100 Percent Read "Little Women"

December 24th, 2019

On Christmas Day 2019, the latest film adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's seminal novel Little Women hits movie theaters.

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Xmas In Bizarro Land

December 23rd, 2019

Christmas is like a great sex worker: it facilitates a wide variety of preferences and experiences. Some people have a very Christ-in-Christmas kind of vibe. They like their Nativity scenes, their crowded late night church services, and settling in on Christmas Eve around a warm fireplace with a mug of boozy egg nog or Christ blood or whatever.

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