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9 Poems That Will Change Your Mind About Poetry

April 22nd, 2014

There are a great many people who say they hate poetry—and I can't blame them. After all, I had the same educational experience you had. When we were young, they taught us that poetry was "stuff that rhymes." Then, during some high school English class, a teacher decided it was time we learned "classic poetry," and we spent months counting off iambs in Shakespearean sonnets and trudging through T.S.

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Product Review: nimblstand

April 21st, 2014

image courtesy nimblstand.com I've written extensively on the wonders of using your tablet in combination with a Bluetooth keyboard for an optimal away-from-home (and at-home) writing experience. But what about accessories that marry the two devices together, bringing the tablet just a little closer to the realm of the laptop?

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Path to Publication 2.2: On Being A Writer And Having Poor Impulse Control

April 21st, 2014

My debut novel, New Yorked, will be published by Exhibit A Books in January 2015. Until then, I'll be writing about the path to getting that book published...

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It's Made Of SCIENCE: Love And Attraction

April 18th, 2014

Ah, love. I wonder if there was ever a topic about which so much has been written, yet so little actually understood. In the English language, the word "love" is incredibly vague. See, while Romeo loved Juliet, you may love reading Shakespeare, and I love eating buffalo wings. We're using the same word for three different feelings with three different intensities (though the intensity of my love for buffalo wings may surprise you).

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10 Unconventional Comics You Must Read

April 18th, 2014

There is an impossibly long list of great “must read” comics out there. But I thought, for a change, I’d take some time to highlight not only some unconventional comics, but also some that might have been overlooked. There are a few stars on here — Hyperbole & A Half for example is a crazy breakout best seller (Yes! Mission accomplished!) — but many on this list have not had the same success. Let’s give them a second look, yes?

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Culling The Classics: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

April 17th, 2014

Weeeeee're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. If ever, oh ever, a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because—because because because because because!—because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! 2014 marks the 75th anniversary year of one of the most beloved films ever made, and...

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Your Favorite Book Sucks: 'Jane Eyre'

April 16th, 2014

It’s time for us to say what we’ve all been thinking for well over a hundred years: The Napoleonic Wars were a big mistake. Also, Jane Eyre sucks. Imagine having a friend in middle school who is so obnoxious yet boring that you can’t stand her, but all your teachers think she’s great. So you put up with her and smile earnestly whenever she’s around, partially because you don’t want to be the mean one, and partially because you wonder if you’re just missing something that everyone else can see.

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Edit My Paragraph!

April 15th, 2014

Have you rewritten the first paragraph of your story no less than fifty times? Does it still read like a thesaurus puked it out after having long swallowed your original intentions because, goddamn, first paragraphs have to hook the reader?                                                     

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Indie Press Spotlight: Red Hen Press

April 15th, 2014

Website - Twitter - Facebook Back when I was a young, impressionable grad student (so, like, ten minutes ago), I had no idea how the publishing industry worked. I wanted to be a writer, and I wanted to Have Books, but I really had no clue what that meant. You just spend a few weeks coming up with something good, and the publishing houses in New York all fight over your work, right? This is a viable business plan?

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How To Break Up With Your First Draft

April 14th, 2014

It’s time to be honest with yourself: you’re staying with your first draft because you’re not sure you can do better. You’re afraid of letting go. You’re comfortable. Look, I get it. There’s nothing worse than a break up. Everything you know and rely on crumbles, and you’re faced with an overwhelming, depressing unknown. At first, you don’t even have it in you to go out and try to meet someone new. You just feel lost. There's a lot of ice cream.

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