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4 Signs That You're Not Writing Enough...and 4 Things You Can Do About It

May 23rd, 2014

I hate writing, I love having written. ― Dorothy Parker

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Product Review: Scrivener

May 21st, 2014

We writers have multiple word processing options at our disposal, with perhaps the most prominent being Microsoft Word and Apple Pages for prose fiction, and Final Draft and Celtx for screenwriting. Both these and other software work quite well, particularly if you've already built up a collection of templates with standard manuscript formatting in place.

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Like a Broken Record: Are There Really Only Seven Plots?

May 20th, 2014

The human mind has its limits. We seek patterns, and find solace in the safe and familiar. It’s only natural, since that which is new may also be dangerous. But does it also prevent us from creating anything entirely original?     Everyone has heard the old saying about art imitating life. People have been pondering over the nature of art and originality for thousands of years, which technically makes this post a part of an ancient Escher-like loop of unoriginal commentary about unoriginal commentary.

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Edit My Paragraph! The Maiden Voyage

May 19th, 2014

Before I launch into the paragraph edits, I wanted to talk a little about what I call “The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog” writing—prose filled with adjectives in lieu of more “showing” vs “telling” description—and its more atrocious cousin, "The quick, brown fox gleefully jumped over the lazy dog" writing.

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How to Become a Freelance Writer in 900 Simple Steps – Part 3: Two Steps Forward, One Step to the Side

May 19th, 2014

Taking the Long Way I knew from the start that the line from being a wage slave to a full-time freelancer would not be straight. I also knew that it was only a matter of time before either my time or my money (or both) ran out. That time has come. Not working, as you might imagine, is expensive, and after 5 months of unstructured time at home, I’m back in the office full time.

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Five Characters Who Could Really Use A Hug

May 16th, 2014

Image by Kristina Alexanderson Let’s be real: the best stories do not end well. The lovers don’t end up together. The bad guy wins.

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Five Applications That Make a Writer's Life Easier

May 16th, 2014

Writers are no longer just writers. In this era, we are writers, marketers, digital media managers, and legal experts. To survive in the rapidly changing publishing industry, we are expected to evolve and take on many different hats and be experts in these different roles.

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It's Made Of SCIENCE: Lasers And Energy Weapons

May 15th, 2014

I'll just say it: There aren't many science fiction stories out there that don't involve lasers in some way.

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Book Breakup: Tell The Story, Break Up With A Bad Book

May 15th, 2014

To finish this column, you’ll have to tell me a story. The story of a book that haunts your nightstand. The story of a book you throw in your bag every day, the same book you toss in your bag for weeks with the best intentions. The story you’ll tell me is the story of a book you’ve loved too long. Bad book relationships have a way of dragging on. So many bad Friday nights with this book. So many uncomfortable afternoons. This book doesn’t treat you right. It’s almost more like being alone than being with a book.

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A Vague, Illustrated History of Modern Book Design in 19 Covers (and 7-10 Taco References)

May 14th, 2014

A book is kind of like a taco – the shell is as important as the contents… though I guess you probably shouldn’t eat a book, right? – Imaginary Uncle Larry. “When you don’t know how to start a column, quote an imaginary uncle, then yourself, then address your audience in a broke-ass Socratic dialogue that references a Rob Reiner film – Me

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