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Culling The Classics: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

April 17th, 2014

Weeeeee're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. If ever, oh ever, a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because—because because because because because!—because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! 2014 marks the 75th anniversary year of one of the most beloved films ever made, and...

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Your Favorite Book Sucks: 'Jane Eyre'

April 16th, 2014

It’s time for us to say what we’ve all been thinking for well over a hundred years: The Napoleonic Wars were a big mistake. Also, Jane Eyre sucks. Imagine having a friend in middle school who is so obnoxious yet boring that you can’t stand her, but all your teachers think she’s great. So you put up with her and smile earnestly whenever she’s around, partially because you don’t want to be the mean one, and partially because you wonder if you’re just missing something that everyone else can see.

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Edit My Paragraph!

April 15th, 2014

Have you rewritten the first paragraph of your story no less than fifty times? Does it still read like a thesaurus puked it out after having long swallowed your original intentions because, goddamn, first paragraphs have to hook the reader?                                                     

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Indie Press Spotlight: Red Hen Press

April 15th, 2014

Website - Twitter - Facebook Back when I was a young, impressionable grad student (so, like, ten minutes ago), I had no idea how the publishing industry worked. I wanted to be a writer, and I wanted to Have Books, but I really had no clue what that meant. You just spend a few weeks coming up with something good, and the publishing houses in New York all fight over your work, right? This is a viable business plan?

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How To Break Up With Your First Draft

April 14th, 2014

It’s time to be honest with yourself: you’re staying with your first draft because you’re not sure you can do better. You’re afraid of letting go. You’re comfortable. Look, I get it. There’s nothing worse than a break up. Everything you know and rely on crumbles, and you’re faced with an overwhelming, depressing unknown. At first, you don’t even have it in you to go out and try to meet someone new. You just feel lost. There's a lot of ice cream.

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Bookshots: 'The Bend of the World' by Jacob Bacharach

April 14th, 2014

Bookshots: Pumping new life into the corpse of the book review Title: The Bend of the World Who wrote it? 'The Bend of the World' is a terrific read – funny, disturbing, endlessly entertaining. Jacob Bacharach Plot in a Box: A young corporate cog sees spaceships hovering over Pittsburgh, which (it turns out – who knew?) sits atop a fracture in the time/space continuum.

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Is Sci-fi a “Closed Shop”?

April 14th, 2014

Science fiction and fantasy fans, authors, merchandise sellers, media types and a lot more will be gathering in London this year for the annual WorldCon convention, or LonCon3, as it’s known. This is also the place where the winners of this year’s Hugo Awards will be announced — science fiction’s most coveted prize. Past winners of this award include: Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, Arthur C. Clarke, Ursula K.

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The Ten Worst Pieces of Writing Advice You Will Ever Hear (and Probably Already Have)

April 11th, 2014

There is perhaps more writing advice in the known universe than there is actual writing. Or at least it can feel that way when you’re flailing around for a life raft during the apprenticeship phase of writing fiction (which, by all accounts, lasts anywhere between ten years and the rest of your life). But all writing advice is not created equal. I know this both because I’ve amassed a lot of it over the years and because I’ve worked as an editor long enough to see the sort of atrocities it can result in. Here are my top ten caveats.

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'Game of Thrones' and the Power of Resolution

April 11th, 2014

NOTE: This column is chock-full of spoilers, not just for Game of Thrones, but for one other television show as well. I'll try to warn you ahead of the really, really big spoilers, but bear in mind that if I do this for the small spoilers too, half of all words used will likely be "spoiler." So just consider this your pre-warning for the latter.

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Book Trailers...Definitely NOT The Wave Of The Future

April 11th, 2014

I just spent the weekend watching a slew of book trailers on Youtube, all in the hopes of answering the gripping question “Are Book Trailers Worthless?” After I gouge my eyes out (gimme a second) I can firmly tell you that with a few shining and awesome exceptions, book trailers are indeed mostly worthless. However, watching so many was a good tutorial on what works and why, and I’ll talk about that below, as well as what to avoid doing if you insist on making one of your own. 

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