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8 Reasons to Avoid the Novel and Focus on Short Stories

March 23rd, 2017

I was twenty when I started writing seriously. “Seriously,” as in I wanted to write, publish, and get paid for it. In my mind, monetary compensation was the dividing line between this being a hobby and a career. So, I did what I assumed was the next natural step in being a writer and wrote a book. Man oh man, was that a huge mistake. I didn’t know what the hell I was doing. Concepts like basic story structure and character development were barely familiar to me.

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9 Imaginary Gizmos For Writers Someone Needs To Hurry Up And Invent Already

March 22nd, 2017

Most writers are of the opinion that the last thing we need is another gizmo. Another screen, another device, another drain on our time. But I think most writers are being a tad narrow-minded. I think they'd be apt to embrace technology if it offered us some things we could actually use.  The Consumer-Level Self-Publishing Machine It's 2017. We have consumer-level 3D printers! This was something that I couldn't have ever imagined being possible. Now I can process and extrude materials to make a pile of crap at home!

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Storyville: Writing Contemporary Magical Realism

March 21st, 2017

Today I’m going to talk about magical realism as a genre (or sub-genre) and how I define it. There are a lot of different influences as far as this voice, but I want to focus on contemporary examples and ways that I think you can incorporate magical realism into your writing. DEFINED A literary genre or style (associated especially with Latin America) that incorporates fantastic or mythical elements into otherwise realistic fiction.

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The Dos and Don'ts of Book Tour: An Author's Survival Guide

March 21st, 2017

Authors don't seem to talk about this sort of thing very much. The survival thing. We like to talk about craft and meaning. Inspiration. Lofty goals. We post pictures of ourselves at events. We humble brag. We try to look cool. Act cool. Be cool. Sometimes being an author is like being stuck in that dream where you're endlessly walking down a crowded hallway and you can't find your classroom. Sometimes, it's like being in high school. And if you're an author yourself, I think you know exactly what I mean by that.

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Hack Dad’s Revenge: Boredom

March 20th, 2017

Originally, this month’s column was supposed to be about earning money as a stay-at-home parent/writer. But, the thing is I’m pretty much doing everything on spec these days and I’ve pitched two articles, submitted a novelette, and a short satirical article to a humor website over the last six weeks, but I haven’t heard anything back from any of them. This is what happens when you’re not under contract, though. You spend a lot of time writing and hoping someone will buy some of it.

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10 Japanese Authors You Should Read

March 17th, 2017

Image via Culture Japan Years ago, while working at a tattoo shop, I stumbled across a book of tattoos by Horiyoshi III. My obsessive mindset set me on a long journey to learn all I could about Japanese tattooing. Then came the rest, and that included Japanese literature. To my surprise, not many readers are familiar with the outstanding writing that is produced in that country.

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10 Things I Learned About Writing and Publishing From Managing a Porn Store

March 17th, 2017

Image via I used to manage a porn store in northeast D.C. I worked there for two years and it was the best writer job I ever had. There were whole blocks of time where I could read and write while I sat behind the counter. It was a blessing to get paid to practice my craft.

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Dystropia: The Threat Of Rape As An Agent of Fear

March 16th, 2017

This is a trope that is so pervasive, you probably don't always register it when you see it—especially in horror films and fiction, though it appears quite regularly in non-genre titles as well. I'm talking of course about the threat of rape (or in numerous cases the successful rape) of a prominent female character for the sole purpose of drumming up tension and fear. 

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Zines: Dead Or Alive-er Than Ever?

March 10th, 2017

Why We're Asking The Question Because the internet was going to kill everything. The internet was going to kill record stores. The internet was going to kill bookstores.The internet was going to kill brick and mortar banks.The internet was going to kill the telephone. Surely, if the internet was going to kill those other things, the internet was going to kill zines. Zines are so often painstakingly hand made. Zines have problematic distribution. These are exactly the sorts of problems that were going to be solved by the internet.  

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8 Books for March 8th: International Women's Day

March 8th, 2017

image via Hercampus International Women's Day is March 8th every year, but it picked up extra significance in 2017 when it also became A Day Without a Woman, a strike to highlight the economic significance women have around the world. Many of us are only beginning to recognize the importance of this day, which has been used to bring attention to everything from economic disparity to human rights.

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