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What Playing Pickleball Taught Me About Writing

August 27th, 2018

Header images royalty free I can’t believe it,* but LitReactor is letting me do another sports & writing related article. The last one was about football, which was great because I got to throw shade at Jay Cutler, who ended up ruining my favorite team’s season. There will be less shit talking in this column as I get to share my love for one of the best new sports of this century—Pickleball!

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13 Dark Short Stories You Can Read for Free Right Now

August 24th, 2018

Header image by Dorran I’ve been compiling a favorites list of short stories for a while now, just for myself, but it occurred to me to share the love. Simply because of my tastes, most of these skew dark if not outright horror, but they also tend to skew deep and thoughtful. For the sake of accessibility, I’ve only included the ones I could find for free online, so you can go read them right now. (Emphasis on now, given the temporary nature of websites and linking.)

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My Book Arrived in Good Condition, But the Writing Was Terrible

August 23rd, 2018

Beavis and Butthead gave us modern criticism. They’d watch a music video and determine whether or not it “sucked” or “ruled.” They distilled the Siskel and Ebert “thumbs up/down” thing to its very core, stripping the act of criticism down to a binary that continues to this day (what’s up, Rotten Tomatoes). Don’t get me wrong, Beavis and Butthead was awesome. It ruled. It’s just that now we’re all Beavis and Butthead. Everything rules or sucks.

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Collaborating with a Dead Hero

August 23rd, 2018

I never thought I would collaborate with a horror giant whose career affected my own. In fact, I never thought I would collaborate with anyone. Collaborations are weird. They've always struck me as the kind of thing you only do with someone you've been friends with for years. In the case of late horror maestro J.F. Gonzalez, he collaborated with other amazing horror writers who also happened to be his friends, namely folks like Brian Keene, Mike Oliveri, and Wrath James White. Now imagine my surprise when I was asked to collaborate with him. No, wait.

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10 of Our Favorite Moments from Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

August 22nd, 2018

Published between July, 1954 and October, 1955, the Lord of the Rings series has since cemented itself as a timeless epic fantasy that has greatly influenced the genre. Having been adapted to radio, film, and soon television, there is no denying the enduring cultural pull of Tolkien’s magnum opus. There are so many amazing moments in the series but, for the sake of brevity, here is a list of 10 of our favorite moments from the Lord of the Rings — organized chronologically, because ranking them would be next to impossible.

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Summertime Sadness: Do Writers Have To Be Sad?

August 21st, 2018

Summertime sadness. It’s not just a clever title. It’s not just my favorite Lana Del Rey song, excluding of course the one where she compares the taste of her ladyparts to a soft drink, a claim that strikes this writer as dubious. Because if you could make a part of your body taste like cola, wouldn’t you make the inside of your mouth taste like cola, and wouldn’t that be a much better use of your powers? You could taste cola all the time! Think it through, Del Rey.

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5 Weird Beach Reads for the Peverse Sunbather

August 17th, 2018

Image via FreeImages When people say to you, “Hey, can you recommend a good beach read?” they generally aren’t looking for something heavy. They want something they can deal with in the sun, with waves crashing and kids screaming and suntan lotion sweating into their eyes, not to mention the endless parade of beautiful people walking along the surf wearing next to nothing. It doesn’t have to be mindless.

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Why I Have to Write, Even While Working Full-Time

August 16th, 2018

Header image by dreamguy, via Free Images I tell people I have a job and a half. My full-time job, the one that pays the bills and keeps me fed and able to see my doctor, that’s the one where I spend 40+ hours every week (plus commute). That’s my day-job, and that’s my priority right now. That’s what I do.

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Analyzing the Three-Act Structure in Tolkien's 'Fellowship of the Ring'

August 15th, 2018

As the old adage goes, good things come in threes — and it’s no coincidence that this includes J.R.R. Tolkien’s famous Lord of the Rings trilogy. To celebrate the publication of The Fellowship of the Ring in late July of 1954, we’re taking a look at how Tolkien used the three-act structure to create a masterpiece. There’s no author who towers over one genre like Tolkien does with fantasy — so we might as well analyze the best, right?

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When Horror Meets Crime: Occult Detectives

August 14th, 2018

When a veteran cop investigates the case of a missing girl, he finds himself tangled in a web of strange occurrences and suspects that a demonic presence may be responsible for her disappearance. While it’s not the most original plot you’ve ever heard, it’s one that can be extremely popular when done well. Modern readers and audiences love stories where law enforcement officers try to solve crimes with supernatural elements.

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