The Most Nonsensical Terms Used in Book Blurbs
Column by Peter Derk June 3, 2019
Are you seeing these everywhere too? Are you *gasp* blurbing books this way?
The 10 Worst Things About Shakespeare
Column by Peter Derk April 23, 2019
Between his time travel shenanigans and lack of appeal, it's hard to say why we all love this dude.
10 Authors Who Should Run for President
Column by Gabino Iglesias
I would vote for these folks, and they would probably do a decent job.
22 Unorthodox Methods For Tidying Your Book Collection
Column by Peter Derk
Let's get brutal, silly, and illogical about our book collections.
10 Books That Feel Like Exes
Column by Gabino Iglesias
Different books stay with you for different reasons. Not all those reasons are good.
10 Books to Gift Your Enemies
Column by Gabino Iglesias December 12, 2018
For some reason you have to buy a gift for someone you hate. Well, here's a list to help you with that.
How Did Comics Become a Social and Political Battleground?
Column by Peter Derk
Drama of the highest order! Anger! Outrage! Defensiveness! Spider-Men!
The Definitive Guide to Social Media Etiquette During the Dying Days of Facebook (for Writers)
Column by David James Keaton
It's all coming to an end, writers! Your grandma on Facebook... Zuckerberg in front of Congress...
Looks like it's time to practice some crucial real-world social skills before the lights go off.
If Classic Novels Were More Like Blockbuster Movies
Column by Peter Derk
Ever find yourself in the middle of a so-called classic that feels like it lacks oomph? Boredom is the disease, and we've got the cure!
My Failed Pokemon Go Book Proposal
Column by Christoph Paul
Learn how to write a non-fiction book proposal from my (failed) example.
Why Crime Authors Need to Stop Pretending They're Badasses
Column by Gabino Iglesias April 11, 2018
Writing about crime makes you a criminal the same way talking about dieting helps you lose weight, and one of those things deserves more respect than the other.
8 Cliché Narratives I Want More Of
Column by Gabino Iglesias
Every article on writing advice tells us to avoid clichés. Now I'm here to tell you which clichés rock and why I want more of them.
10 Literary Holidays We Desperately Need
Column by Peter Derk
Because it's Make Your Own Holiday Day, we did. A bunch of 'em, in fact.
What Made 'Roseanne' Great
Column by Peter Derk February 28, 2018
'Roseanne' is returning to TV at the end of March. Can the new season live up to the old? Did we get our fill of the Conners, or do we need them now more than ever?
10 Things The Gym Taught Me About Writing
Column by Gabino Iglesias
The gym and writing have a lot in common, and the former can help prepare you for the latter.
What Do Superheroes Read?
Column by Gabino Iglesias January 22, 2018
They fly and run really fast and punch and save the world, but what do superheroes read? I interviewed a few of them and found out.
10 Novels that Deserve a Remake
Column by Gabino Iglesias January 8, 2018
I hate movie remakes, but they are ridiculously popular, so I'm throwing in the towel and asking for remakes of novels.
10 Resolutions to Help Make 2018 Your Best Reading Year Ever
Column by Gabino Iglesias January 2, 2018
A new year brings a new opportunity to take your reading to the next level. Here are some resolutions that could help you do just that.
The 15 Best Costumes for Writers
Column by Gabino Iglesias October 31, 2017
Are you a writer? In need of a last-minute costume? You're in luck!
13 Reasons Charles Addams is an Unsung Master of Horror
Column by Peter Derk
If you're a true horror fan, you need more Charles Addams in your life.
The 7 Greatest Fears of Horror Writers
Column by Emmanuel Nataf October 9, 2017
But what chilling thoughts keep horror writers awake at night? What thing scares Stephen King? What makes R.L. Stine lose his mind?
Tom Perrotta is My Favorite Existential Uncle
Column by Christoph Paul
A look through the bibliography of the excellent Tom Perrotta.
The Worst Required Reading
Column by Peter Derk September 19, 2017
It's back to school time, which means it's required reading time. Bring the pain.
Ten Reasons I Hate Remakes...And They're Not What You Think
Column by Gabino Iglesias September 6, 2017
The popularity of remakes bothers me, and it has absolutely nothing to do with my childhood being ruined.
8 Tips to Help You Kick Ass in Online Fights
Column by Gabino Iglesias August 23, 2017
From flat-earthers and 9-11 truthers to Nazi apologists and people who think not liking what they like makes you Satan, the web is full of folks ready to pick a fight. Here's how to win that fight.
