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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 17, 2013 - 9:22am

The two best things in life are tits and lit.

Nothing less, nothing more.

Booberature and Titterature For Eves!

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce December 17, 2013 - 1:02pm

Is Eves like "totes"? I don't know whether it's a spelling mistake or I'm just not hip with the kids' lingo these days.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 17, 2013 - 1:15pm

Woah a hot aussie milf!!!!  Is you a Kiwi milf or a Aussi milf???

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce December 17, 2013 - 1:19pm

I'd think that would be self-explanatory, right?

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 17, 2013 - 1:19pm

What do u mean

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Ric Haffer from Missouri is reading Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs December 17, 2013 - 2:15pm

*Sigh

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics December 18, 2013 - 7:55am

Mess_Jess... your comment reminded me of this hilarious commercial with Malcolm McDowell and James Earl Jones. Do you know which one I'm talking about?

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 18, 2013 - 9:56am

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 18, 2013 - 1:18pm

Sex is like pizza: Its' hella gooey and always ends up being real expensive.  Totes magotes.

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SConley from Texas is reading Coin Locker Babies December 18, 2013 - 1:23pm

For real, you could get like 3 Arby's sandwiches for the price of one pizza.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 18, 2013 - 1:26pm

This is why sex is like pizza: It's always really fucking expensive.  And you always end up with tomato sauce on your pants.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry December 18, 2013 - 2:00pm

Man, Jacob, it seems like I know you.  Do I know you?  I know you, don't I?

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 18, 2013 - 3:06pm

Sex is totes like pizza: There both red and yellow and you can buy them at school.

 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series December 18, 2013 - 9:09pm

This thread needs more leggoes.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 18, 2013 - 9:56pm

Sex is like pizza: You can always order it with anchovies... or zucchini...

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 19, 2013 - 10:04am

Sex is like pizza: There super hot and cost $12.75 every time.  Totes magotes.

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Carly Berg from USA is reading Story Prompts That Work by Carly Berg is now available at Amazon December 20, 2013 - 12:16am

Tits bore me. I'll take a glass of wine though, if anyone is getting up anyway.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 20, 2013 - 8:39am

Sex is like pizza: You don't want to eat it for breakfast, but its good for dinner.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics December 20, 2013 - 10:39am

I'd eat a girl for breakfast any day, so long as I didn't cum inside her pizza the night before.

I mean... yeah, this bores me too.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 20, 2013 - 10:49am

Sex is like pizza: It is for the night, not for the morn.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics December 20, 2013 - 11:42am

If it's done right, it last through the night and into morn.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 20, 2013 - 11:48am

Sex is like pizza: It is better for you then yoghourt.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry December 20, 2013 - 11:53am

If it's done wrong, there can be a lot of chaffing.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 20, 2013 - 11:55am

Sex is like pizza: There real akward when you dont know what you are doing.

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Thuggish from Vegas is reading Day of the Jackal December 20, 2013 - 11:56am

Anyone want to start a pool on which day this guy gets banned?  

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics December 20, 2013 - 12:28pm

Considering others have been reprimanded for less, I imagine this guy is one of the admins in disguise - hence my vote in the pool is never.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres December 20, 2013 - 1:07pm

This is the Duck Dynasty of LitReactor...

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics December 20, 2013 - 1:21pm

LMAO... I hope you didn't just open the floodgates on that topic.

Besides, I think the dumbest among all of us here is smarter than that entire family combined. Perhaps not richer, but money isn't an accurate guage of intellect, or integrity.

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Thuggish from Vegas is reading Day of the Jackal December 20, 2013 - 4:55pm

Especially integrity.

My example: Congress.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics December 20, 2013 - 5:53pm

^ Indeed.

BTW, how is Jihad? I've been wanting to read that for quite awhile now.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 21, 2013 - 9:39am

Sex is like pizza: If my mom dont make it, I have to leave a tip.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 22, 2013 - 10:14am

Sex is like pizza: All of the people in the world love eating it.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 22, 2013 - 3:24pm

Here is my pome.  Enjoy my pome.

 

LEGGOES TO HEAVEN POME

 

Im buildin my Leggoes

Buildin them high

Im buildin my Leggoes

To the sky.

 

Climbin up Leggoe Ladder

Im climbin up

That ladder to Heaven.

 

Im buildin my Leggoes

Buildin them high

Im buildin my Leggoes

To the sky.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 23, 2013 - 6:03am

Sex is like pizza: Pizza with double-digit layers eaten by the obese media that speak their neutral spiel.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 23, 2013 - 9:09am

Sex is like pizza: Name tags are stuck to the too-tiny polo shirts that adorn the nipples of the obese media that speak the neutral spiel whilst the American households refilled their plates with room temperature pizza.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 23, 2013 - 1:33pm

Fat asses from across the country are refilling their plates with room temperature pizza whilst the huddle of obese media are speaking their neutral spiel to the American households.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 23, 2013 - 4:10pm

THE JISM OF GOD POME

Big cameras
held by
the obese media.

Cold nachos
eaten by
the American households.

Sexy pizzas
eaten by
the fat asses across the country.

Neutral spiels
spoken by
the media people of the world.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 24, 2013 - 4:38am

THE JISM OF GOD POME 2

Name tags
being stuck over the nipples of the polo shirts
of the fat obese media.

CNN tags
being covered the nipples
of the ex cheerleader ring girl wannabees.

Yellow sauce
being poured
into the urinals.

Sexy pizzas
being eaten by the American households
in the houses.

Sweaty t shirts
being worn
by the people in the houses.

Neutral spiels
being spoken
by the media peoples.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 24, 2013 - 11:36am

THE JISM OF GOD

Room temperature sexy pizza with double-digit layers is being eaten by the people in the bar.  The plates are being filled with nachoes in the bar by the people from American households across the country.  In the bar bathroom the ex Playmates drenched in designer are subconsciously timing there relief as they squirt there urine into the toilet bowls.  On the bar stage the electro-heavy band is spinning there electro-heavy bars.  Fresh domestic beers are being drinked by the drinkers in jerseys in the bar.  A huddle of ring girl wannabees are checking there nails in the bar.  No TV left unturned in the bar.

In the front of the bar the obese media are speaking there neutral spiel in the rain.  Big name tags are covering the nipples of the fat media people with there cameras in the bar.  The gaffers light the bar with the lighting.  Big cameras are being held by the obese media with fat hands in the bar in the rain.

Whose coming into the bar?  The half-soused people in the bar are sparking an endless debate.

It is somebody real important in the bar.  It Father MacMurphy in the bar.

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 25, 2013 - 11:19am

 This is the first page of THE JISM OF GOD.

 

Urine is squirting out of the urethras of the ring girl wannabees, drenched in designer, that are subconsciously timing their relief into the toilets in the bathroom in the bar.  Big cameras are held on the fat shoulders of the obese media that is speaking their neutral spiel in the bar.  Big name tags are in front of the nipples of the obese media in the bar.  CNN and ESPN tags are in front of the nipples of the ex Playmates and ex cheerleaders, drenched in designer, in the bar.  Room temperature pizza is being refilled to the plates of the people from American households across the country in the bar.  Nachoes are being eaten by a huddle of obese media in the bar.  Electro-heavy bars is being sang by the pop band on the stage in the bar.  Fresh domestic beers are being drinked by the half-soused people in the bar.  No TV left unturned in the bar.

There all waiting for the big happen in the bar.  Somebody comes in to the door in the bar.  It is Father MacMurphy in the bar.

"Yo bra, why you wearin a bra, bra?"

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Jacob C. from Astoria, Oregon is reading Doomed by Chuck December 25, 2013 - 12:57pm

 This is the first page of THE JISM OF GOD.

 

Urine is squirting out of the urethras of the ring girl wannabees, drenched in designer, that are subconsciously timing their relief into the toilets in the bathroom in the bar.  Nachoes are being eaten by a huddle of obese media in the bar.  Electro-heavy bars is being sang by the pop band on the stage in the bar.  Fresh domestic beers are being drinked by the half-soused people in the bar.  No TV left unturned in the bar.

Big cameras are held on the fat shoulders of the obese media that is speaking their neutral spiel in the bar.  Big name tags are in front of the nipples of the obese media in the bar.  CNN and ESPN tags are in front of the nipples of the ex Playmates and ex cheerleaders, drenched in designer, in the bar.  Room temperature pizza is being refilled to the plates of the people from American households across the country in the bar.

There all waiting for the big happen in the bar.  Somebody comes in to the door in the bar.  It is Father MacMurphy in the bar.

"Yo bra, why you wearin a bra, bra?"