I was reminded the other day of a game I used to play with my friends. The objective was to come up with some random last words by random people. They could either be completely imaginary or in reference to some ones death, for example;
"My dad never leaves his gun loaded." or
"The label said take 2 for results in 4 hours, so I took 8 for a result in 1. Are you guys cold?"
The winner was the person with the least obvious last words, but everyone wins when we're laughing at death. What are your not-so famous last words?
Heard while camping: "Probably just a deer."
not last words,
"We always take a fat guy camping."
"I drive better when I've been drinking."
Heard in Pamplona: "If you stand still, they can't see you."
"Here, hold this while I take a leak." -- forgetful plane-jumper who passed his parachute to a friend.
"It's the red one, right?"
"Oh, so you think you can tie me to a chair, stick a knife to my throat, and I'll tell you what you want to know? Fuck you, bitch."
^hahaha they all made me chuckle but that last one got me. Here's my paraphrase.
"What's in the anesthetic, propofol? Are there going to be side effects?"
"See you in hell for breakfast, boys!' cowboy gunslinger, just before getting the noose, always admired his bravado.
Good ad. If I wanted to spend money on an iPhone, I'd probably also be totally willing to spend even more money on increasing the number of "people" who follow my instagram account.
J.Y. I'm thinking that the front doors need to be battened down. Really, several ad bots have slipped their leashes and made it inside lit. Maybe a captcha like rockets-register could be added.
They might even be "real people."
"Now is not the time for making enemies."
Voltaire on his deathbed when asked to repent by a priest. (At least that's the story.)
"I will be tweeting this to my followers" could be, or should be, (non)famous last words!
"He'd never really hurt me."
"Oh shit." Elvis. He died on a toilet.
"Your daughter's a pretty good kisser."
-some unfortunate teenage boy, about 13 (hopefully more like 17) years from now
"Nobody calls me chicken."
"The GPS says there's a road here."
"I choose hunga-bunga." (Remember that old joke?)
Haha! I remember that joke.
'I wonder what this button does...'
"But I love _____."
"Then you just set this like..."
Make sure the bear is in the frame!
For laughs: "Dude, they're just like house cats, only bigger. Trust me!"
Seriously: My grandpa died last fall from a stroke that followed a heart attack. The last interaction he had with us before slipping into a coma for a day then passing away, was in response to me squeezing his hand and telling him if he was suffering he was free to go. He lifted the other hand and gave that universal OK sign. It still makes me cry to think about him, but that was perhaps the single coolest thing I have ever seen in relation to dying.
Saw a quote in the news a month or two back where a guy asked, "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
He got stabbed.
@diaz: He wasn't asked to repent, that was in response to the priest asking him to renounce Satan.
"She won't mind."
Didn't read it.
"Do the exit lights have battery back up?"