Is that your ringfinger?
"Jessica's having a little come apart now."
Hmmm. Intrigued. Indulge us.
Gary, if you keep saying shit like that I am going to fall in love with you.
Klitts, I LOVE your new image, just adore it. I love klitts.
Uh, Renee? Your first marriage was all about Klitts?
Klitts, you hear that? You were once married to Renee. I wonder what the sex was like.
I need to get laid. This is getting old. And I am too.
Or am I?
@Chester: (re: Jessica's meme).
I want to see her flipping us off like a six-year-old. Jess? Come on. Humor us.
My back hurts so bad it tried to kill me.
Got the slab for the studio poured though. I hate concrete. Well, I hate laboring on it. The product itself is sexy.
I need more booze but if I stop writing, I was told by a little man the size of a G.I. Joe, the Universe will implode. The little man has the most immaculate fingernails I have ever seen.
One of the new GIJoes or the old 12-inchers?
The old ones with that tight hair that looks like blonde moss.
He is walking around pouting now just because I asked him to run to the store and get me some more wine. He says his money is too small and Safeway won't accept it.
Thank god he lost his gun during our last bender.
You're building a studio?!
Yeah, a really small one for my buddy. It is going to be an adorable little craftsman. I can't wait to start framing it. Gotta wait for that concrete to cure. That, and find some more wine.
Got any ya can hand through the screen?
I want that app.
Chestie--Does that mean your back is better now?
@Marius Hjelseth - love it. Everytime I think of Norway, I think black metal, great scenery and other stuff that is deeply disturbing. Start an intro thread!
@Renee- good stuff, you do take care of your skin, that much is clear. Nothing worse than these tanning folks. I'm sorry, it's the truth.
@Jessica- how did that happen?
@Gary- c'est bon!
@Chester, what's the studio for? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Cancer =/= sexy.
I was at an afternoon pool party grill out thing with some work friends and I was trying to be helpful. They had these folding deck chairs that were wooden. And I crushed my finger in one. Because I suck at life I guess.
Also, yeah, left ring finger. Go figure.
@Renee: Yeah, the back is on the mend following multiple three hour massage/chiropractic/acupuncture visits. But it is vulnerable. Stupid backs.
@Matt: It is going to be a porn studio.
@Jessica: Tell us something we don't already know.
Aha, so that is symbolic.
Flip us off with it and take a pic. Pweeeese.
Chester's old fashioned, country time porn.
@AD that is hilarious. I feel like I could put the irony in a bowl and eat it.
It is funny the shit we see, isn't it?
So there is a State Farm ad on one of their offices in Portland.
The caption reads "Expect Surprises."
The image is of a white baby sitting inside of an egg shell, freshly hatched. That baby is looking over at another baby, also freshly hatched. So twins, right?
But the second baby is black.
Down the interstate there is a billboard that says WE WILL GET YOU OFF in huge letters. In smaller letters. packed tightly into a corner, you see that it is actually an attorney advertising traffic citation defense.
Nice. They know what they are doing. Or their ad agency does.
Sometimes I dog ear my pages.
Sometimes I fuck dog's ears.
This was actually my first ever display picture on LR, I'm just using it again because I feel rebellious.
That cool as all fuck glyph is cool as all fuck.
Stop changing your name Kitts!
I changed my picture, like a godamn idiot, and didn't realize I apparently don't have that picture on my computer anymore.
It is! Thanks for noticing. One of my finest features.
Well, beside your gorgeous face and silky black hair and beautiful eyes and slender neck... it's the finest feature you've shown us (so far).
@Matt - I could have sworn I already did.
@GaryP - I have no doubt that Paris is a fantastic city, but as a small-towner who gets paranoid by not having the ocean without earshot, I also find it immensely intimidating.
Makes me think I'm going to be strangled.
@Marius I must have had you confused with someone else. However, Norway and black metal are kind of nice.
I think Howie was talking about me.
Now I'm sort of bummed out. But it does make sense.
Howie's description made me think Type O Negative which doesn't exactly scream Kentucky.
I always assumed this was about me:
"Her laugh.. it's like music. Really mean music."
Tina Fey is hot.
@Matt - No, I think you might be right actually. I'll throw one up soon.
By the way, to stay on topic (if there is such a thing), here's a picture of the one-legged seagull that used to live outside my workplace. I called him "Legs". I haven't seen him in a while, so I fear he may be dead.
That is awesome. You just won the picture thread. Congrats my new Nordic friend.
At last! Recognition!
Why isn't Legs showing up for me?
I can't see him either.
Different link. Better now?
More pictures you bastard sexy beasts!
I can't do much more than writing and fapping good. But I'm learing. One day at a time. Plumbing is on that list.