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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 10:38am

Is that your ringfinger?

"Jessica's having a little come apart now."

Hmmm. Intrigued. Indulge us.

Gary, if you keep saying shit like that I am going to fall in love with you.

Klitts, I LOVE your new image, just adore it. I love klitts.

Uh, Renee? Your first marriage was all about Klitts?

Klitts, you hear that? You were once married to Renee. I wonder what the sex was like.

I need to get laid. This is getting old. And I am too.

Or am I?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 10:56am

Sunday Craftbooking:

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 10, 2012 - 11:39am

@Chester:    (re: Jessica's meme).

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 11:47am

I want to see her flipping us off like a six-year-old. Jess? Come on. Humor us.

My back hurts so bad it tried to kill me.

Got the slab for the studio poured though. I hate concrete. Well, I hate laboring on it. The product itself is sexy.

I need more booze but if I stop writing, I was told by a little man the size of a G.I. Joe, the Universe will implode. The little man has the most immaculate fingernails I have ever seen.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 10, 2012 - 11:49am

One of the new GIJoes or the old 12-inchers?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 11:54am

The old ones with that tight hair that looks like blonde moss.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 11:56am

He is walking around pouting now just because I asked him to run to the store and get me some more wine. He says his money is too small and Safeway won't accept it.

Thank god he lost his gun during our last bender.

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 10, 2012 - 11:56am

You're building a studio?!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 12:00pm

Yeah, a really small one for my buddy. It is going to be an adorable little craftsman. I can't wait to start framing it. Gotta wait for that concrete to cure. That, and find some more wine.

Got any ya can hand through the screen?

I want that app.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig June 10, 2012 - 12:43pm

Jess--HOLY SHIT.

Chestie--Does that mean your back is better now?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 10, 2012 - 4:29pm

@Marius Hjelseth - love it. Everytime I think of Norway, I think black metal, great scenery and other stuff that is deeply disturbing. Start an intro thread! 

@Renee- good stuff, you do take care of your skin, that much is clear. Nothing worse than these tanning folks. I'm sorry, it's the truth. 

@Jessica- how did that happen? 

@Gary- c'est bon!
 

@Chester, what's the studio for? Hmmmmmmmmm? 

 

 

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig June 10, 2012 - 4:28pm

Cancer =/= sexy.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 10, 2012 - 4:33pm

I was at an afternoon pool party grill out thing with some work friends and I was trying to be helpful.  They had these folding deck chairs that were wooden.  And I crushed my finger in one.  Because I suck at life I guess. 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 10, 2012 - 4:34pm

Also, yeah, left ring finger.  Go figure. 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 4:39pm

@Renee: Yeah, the back is on the mend following multiple three hour massage/chiropractic/acupuncture visits. But it is vulnerable. Stupid backs.

@Matt: It is going to be a porn studio.

@Jessica: Tell us something we don't already know.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 4:40pm

Aha, so that is symbolic.

Flip us off with it and take a pic. Pweeeese.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 10, 2012 - 5:05pm

Chester's old fashioned, country time porn. 

 

@AD that is hilarious. I feel like I could put the irony in a bowl and eat it. 

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 5:23pm

It is funny the shit we see, isn't it?

So there is a State Farm ad on one of their offices in Portland.

The caption reads "Expect Surprises."

The image is of a white baby sitting inside of an egg shell, freshly hatched.  That baby is looking over at another baby, also freshly hatched. So twins, right? 

But the second baby is black.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig June 10, 2012 - 5:31pm

Hahahaha!

Down the interstate there is a billboard that says WE WILL GET YOU OFF in huge letters. In smaller letters. packed tightly into a corner, you see that it is actually an attorney advertising traffic citation defense.

 

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 10, 2012 - 5:45pm

Nice. They know what they are doing. Or their ad agency does.

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Sometimes I dog ear my pages. 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 11, 2012 - 11:45pm

Sometimes I fuck dog's ears.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 June 12, 2012 - 12:42am

This was actually my first ever display picture on LR, I'm just using it again because I feel rebellious. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 June 12, 2012 - 12:43am

That cool as all fuck glyph is cool as all fuck.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 12, 2012 - 2:55am

Stop changing your name Kitts! 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 4:37am

I changed my picture, like a godamn idiot, and didn't realize I apparently don't have that picture on my computer anymore. 

Sorry guys.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. June 12, 2012 - 9:34am

Elf ear!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 9:38am

It is!  Thanks for noticing.  One of my finest features.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. June 12, 2012 - 9:43am

Well, beside your gorgeous face and silky black hair and beautiful eyes and slender neck... it's the finest feature you've shown us (so far).

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Marius Hjelseth from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading Gomorrah June 12, 2012 - 11:22am

@Matt - I could have sworn I already did. 

@GaryP - I have no doubt that Paris is a fantastic city, but as a small-towner who gets paranoid by not having the ocean without earshot, I also find it immensely intimidating. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 11:34am

"slender neck"

Makes me think I'm going to be strangled.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 12, 2012 - 11:36am

@Marius I must have had you confused with someone else. However, Norway and black metal are kind of nice. 

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 12, 2012 - 12:08pm

I think Howie was talking about me.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 12:10pm

Now I'm sort of bummed out.  But it does make sense. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 12, 2012 - 12:17pm

Howie's description made me think Type O Negative which doesn't exactly scream Kentucky. 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 12:17pm

I always assumed this was about me:

"Her laugh.. it's like music. Really mean music."

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 12, 2012 - 12:18pm

Tina Fey is hot. 

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Marius Hjelseth from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading Gomorrah June 12, 2012 - 1:26pm

@Matt - No, I think you might be right actually. I'll throw one up soon. 

By the way, to stay on topic (if there is such a thing), here's a picture of the one-legged seagull that used to live outside my workplace. I called him "Legs". I haven't seen him in a while, so I fear he may be dead.

 

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 12, 2012 - 12:24pm

That is awesome. You just won the picture thread. Congrats my new Nordic friend. 

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Marius Hjelseth from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading Gomorrah June 12, 2012 - 12:41pm

At last! Recognition!

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 12, 2012 - 1:17pm

Why isn't Legs showing up for me?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 1:19pm

I can't see him either.

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Marius Hjelseth from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading Gomorrah June 12, 2012 - 1:26pm

Different link. Better now?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 12, 2012 - 1:29pm

LEGS!!!

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 12, 2012 - 3:26pm

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More pictures you bastard sexy beasts!

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Fylh from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is reading June 14, 2012 - 2:00pm

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 14, 2012 - 7:29pm

Great shot.

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 14, 2012 - 7:33pm

Plumbing.

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I can't do much more than writing and fapping good. But I'm learing. One day at a time. Plumbing is on that list.