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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 9:03pm

But seriously, I heard there was a welcome committee. I like those. And Botan rice candy. And kitties with soft furr that slobber when you pet them. That's all for now.

Much Love,

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 6, 2012 - 9:05pm

Welcome!  Dave will be around soon - tonight I bet. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 9:10pm

Sweet. Thanks for the shot of your jumblies. I shall print it out and do evil things to it.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 6, 2012 - 9:10pm

Welcome!

ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 6, 2012 - 9:10pm

My dreams are all coming true tonight.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel March 6, 2012 - 9:13pm

Welcome to the pit.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 6, 2012 - 9:13pm

Why the change Avery?

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig March 6, 2012 - 9:17pm

I ate all the candy.

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 6, 2012 - 9:17pm

It's my war picture.  You might not have noticed...but there is this whole bomb thing in the background there? 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 9:19pm

@Panda i believe a forked tongue may have something to do with this change you refer to. That is what happens when you have jumblies such as that. Even hell takes notice and shows appreciation.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 6, 2012 - 9:23pm

I'll admit the background would be the last thing anyone would notice.

There is a lack of pearly whites.

I kind of want to put a serious picture now.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 6, 2012 - 9:43pm

Welcome. Utah should be along soon to tell you that Dave will be along soon to welcome you.

Can I smell your mouth?

A forked tongue is perfect for skewering jumblies and roasting them in hell.

@Avery: You mean the bombshells? It always reverts to shells with you. Shells bells.

 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 9:47pm

@chester totally. let's meet in the discotheque.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 6, 2012 - 9:59pm

Do we have discotheques here? If we do, we are going to have to do that but only as long as they are open for lunch.

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Charles from Portland is reading Mongrels by Stephen Graham Jones March 6, 2012 - 10:06pm

welcome, and shit

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 6, 2012 - 10:09pm

Welcome!!!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 6, 2012 - 10:09pm

Utah and Dave have authorized me to use this tableau for situations such as these, however, they will be along shortly or in a couple months:

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 10:12pm

@alien good to see you have met my sister. i will consider you an extension of our family. you know what they say, blood's thicker than fire.

@chester is that an actual picture of dave? he's kind of creepy looking.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 6, 2012 - 10:54pm

Don't despair, here's your

 

And of course we're glad to have you. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 11:00pm

@The Dave thank you.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 6, 2012 - 11:11pm

@Nikki

Any more guitar pics?

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 6, 2012 - 11:24pm

oh i have a few more around here somewhere. but i should probably take some more.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 2:04am

Guido will be your guide..

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 7, 2012 - 2:10am

@ Nikki No, no, thank you

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 3:02am

Welcome ect ect ect

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 7, 2012 - 3:05am

Howdy.

And when you want to go all king and I on it you have to type it out all the way et cetera, cetera, cetera,

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 3:16am

I wanted to be lazy! 

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I drank urine once...

Welcome. Glad to have you. I mean me personally. I'd like to keep you in my closet.

Will you be joining the workshop?

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 7, 2012 - 11:50am

Hi Nikki. I feel like I should instigate a duel by slapping you with a white glove. But I'm too nice. (Not really, I just don't have any gloves that aren't grody fingerless hobo gloves and I don't want to disease your pretty face)

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 11:51am

I would have thought, "Hi my name is Nikki and I am going to eat your children" would have made for a more effective title. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 7, 2012 - 11:51am

i feel the love meat seeker. i do i do! and it shall be very fun spanking you :)

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 7, 2012 - 11:53am

or being spanked by you. whatever! i enjoy a good upset. plus if that happens, damn girl, you got some chops. go for it.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade March 7, 2012 - 12:10pm

Welcome!

You're an angel -thanks for agreeing to accompany my soul on the way to Hell - I'd hate to get lost and end up in Newark or Salt Lake City...

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 7, 2012 - 12:13pm

thx spaulding. i do what i can.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 7, 2012 - 1:45pm

iiasaimassen, nikki! (That means welcome). Battle for the Last Post needs more love. GO there!

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 7, 2012 - 2:36pm

Everyone thank you for the kind welcome. Now that the foreplay has reached its conclusion i shall very shortly move on to the sucking of souls. That is as long as it is okay with The Dave. He's kind of creepy. Might have to recruit him to cover the Grim Reaper's vacation next week and I don't want to like piss him off. Plus Charon says he has a cute butt. He told me not to tell you that. But i said fuck you Charon. Because you know got to put your foot down sometimes or you'll just get railroaded and then who'd there be to suck the souls? Huh? You tell me. I'm so tired of this hell shit sometimes.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 7, 2012 - 4:53pm

Charon is a little bitch.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 7, 2012 - 4:58pm

Totally.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 5:43pm

Cerebus is just a big puppy!

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 7, 2012 - 5:48pm

yes he is! yes he is! and such a good boy!

 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 5:55am

Why are you sending our souls alone to Michigan? Is coach too expensive? I prefer trains anyway.