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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 3:30pm

Hey there, Litreactors.  I never properly introduced myself.  I'm Utah.  Long time listener, first time caller.  Although I like Thai food, I can never turn down chips and salsa, so Ft. Worth really is the place for me!

I keep trying to convince myself to cook more.  It saves money and is healthier.  But I'm so lazy!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 17, 2012 - 3:32pm

Welcome.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 17, 2012 - 3:32pm

Welcome Utah, its a great place have some fun!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 3:32pm

Welcome!  You have great abs don't you?  I can totally tell.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 3:33pm

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Smirk away, Dave!  Smirk away.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 3:33pm

Now that you mention it, I DO have great abs!  Do you, by any chance, have smelly feet?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 17, 2012 - 3:34pm

See, I was trying to start over there. 

You ruin everything.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 17, 2012 - 3:35pm

Hi Utah, and welcome to the poozycazoozy.

This reminds me I also never officially introduced myself here. Well, I'll take my time.

Welcome Utah!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 17, 2012 - 3:36pm

Avery, just lie to him. He'll never know.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 3:37pm

I do know.  This is the kind of info that manifests itself to me like Dave in an intro thread.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 4:14pm

Hey Utah,
I prefer my kicks on route 66.

What do you think of Mel Gibson?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 4:22pm

I'm a huge Mel Gibson fan.  My wife almost divorced me because I didn't care enough about his relationship/drinking/other psychological problems to stop liking him.  But the simple fact is I don't give a shit about that.  He's one of Hollywood's last icons of masculinity.  Lately he has been replaced by people like Shia LaBoof.  I don't watch many movies anymore.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 4:25pm

I liked him in Braveheart, he was also a good Jesus hand in the passion.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 4:28pm

I'm a big secret Robin Williams fan myself. Come What Dreams May and Patch Adams are some of the best films I've ever seen.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 17, 2012 - 8:50pm

Since joining on December 1, 2011, Utah has made 974 posts, earning 10 achievements.

Uh...hello? Welcome? Make yourself at home?

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 17, 2012 - 8:51pm

Oh - what are your thoughts on panda porn?

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. February 17, 2012 - 8:52pm

Welcome Utah! I'm south Dakota. Or north whatever. Don't make those jokes or I'll karate chop everyone.

How do you take your coffee?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 17, 2012 - 8:58pm

Probably freshly ground and up the nose through a straw!
amiright?

Also, I have been here longer and you have over 400 more posts than me? Christ.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 17, 2012 - 9:12pm

Did someone say Panda Porn?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 17, 2012 - 9:17pm

I finally feel as if I belong.

Almost 1000 posts?  That's fucked.  These are informations my boss need never discover...

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 17, 2012 - 9:19pm

@Jacks_username

Bitter, just how I like my women...and black.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 18, 2012 - 2:34am

Hi there!

Now spread your cheeks.

It won't hurt. 

That's right.

Nice and easy. 

You like spinach? 

Good. Cuz your gonna be eatin' bunches of it.

We have fuckin' spinach extravaganzas around these parts. Spinach soirées. Spinach motherfuckin' cotillions. You say you never been to a spinach cotillion? Why you're in for a treat.

Why if PopeyeDoyle were here, he'd cook you up one of his slippery Olive Oil specials and slide it your way.

 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 18, 2012 - 3:22am

Hi Utah.  I am a shy boy from Washington state.  I like watching romance films and writing Twilight fan fiction. It would be really neat to hang with you all in real life!  Danny out.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 3:28am

Panda porn? Really? Again? 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 18, 2012 - 3:33am

Did someone say Panda Porn?

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 18, 2012 - 3:35am

"Ting Ting couldn't resist the wet aroma coming from Ling Ling's tight panda snatch. He was overtaken with lust."

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 18, 2012 - 3:38am

A thousand Japanese tourists just started snapping photos.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 18, 2012 - 3:39am

And three Americans.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 18, 2012 - 3:46am

"Ling Ling bent on all fours as she took the panda meat injection. Her mouth wagging from side to side in ecstacy,"

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 18, 2012 - 3:43am

I don't know whether to be aroused or disgusted. So I'll be both...

vomits and masturbates

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 18, 2012 - 3:45am

Or use the vomit as lubricant.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 18, 2012 - 3:47am

Joseph, are you on yahoo messenger?  we should talk.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 18, 2012 - 3:54am

I am not on Yahoo messenger. Sorry. I only talk to strangers as well.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 18, 2012 - 4:05am

I'm on webcam Joseph.  There's something I want to show you.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 18, 2012 - 4:12am

I'm not very inclined to see anything shocking this morning. Tomorrow isn't any better. As a matter of fact I may be busy this entire lifetime. I'll hit you up the next go around though.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 4:23am

Matt backs slowly away from the thread. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 18, 2012 - 4:33am

Bullshit Matt, get your ass back in here! Now we have a huge fucking problem. That damned Goyte song, Somebody that I used to know, is running rampant through my fucking head and I can't stop listening to it. MAKE IT STOP. it's so good, don't make it stop. MAKE IT STOP. I'm losing control. Help me. You did this.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 4:37am

Yeah, and Kimbra that sings on it is kind of hot (in a hipster kind of way, also, I got a thing for brunettes, no clue why)....I even download her shit, not bad, got a blues/jazz feel to them.....its an evil, evil song. 

 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 18, 2012 - 5:45am

I may have to look into this.

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I watched a porn once with a guy in a panda suit and an implied underage girl. It was weird and oddly exciting. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 18, 2012 - 9:28am

Since this thread was supposed to be about me and how excited you all are about welcoming me to the site, I went ahead and put on my panda costume. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 9:32am

hwat

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 18, 2012 - 9:32am

Utah - you have a lot of bear outfits i've noticed.

"You say you never been to a spinach cotillion? Why you're in for a treat."

They are fabulous.  All the white dresses.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 18, 2012 - 9:33am

I...do I have other bear outfits?

Alien, you don't talk now.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 9:35am

Yeah- where the hell is that kid. Danny! DANNNNNYYYYYYY! Also, believe it or not, you would think babysitting grown ups who don't know how to do their jobs would be easier on the weekends...it's not. I sure could use a panda suit right about now...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 18, 2012 - 9:37am

"I...do I have other bear outfits? "

I now feel like I have a good memory.  thanks for that.

Or a bad one.

I think we were talking about Valentine's day...and bear costumes.  Matt was there. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 9:37am

I can testify and name names if it is required. All I know is: Utah did it. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 18, 2012 - 9:39am

It was a teddy bear costume.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 18, 2012 - 9:48am

Oh!  That was for those private pics I sent to Alien.  He said they were for his kids.  Said they love pictures of men in teddy bear costumes.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 18, 2012 - 9:55am

Aren't people who like to get down in those things called furries? Like I think there is a sub-culture with that....I even knew a guy who dressed like a blue dragon....kind of fucking weird. 

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 18, 2012 - 8:09pm

@Dave: Fuck yes: A Canticle for Leibowitz!

I would love to hear what you think.