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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 10, 2012 - 1:08pm

http://www.myheinz.com/Home.aspx#/choose

If you want your family to hate you, you can always get them this.

What'd Aunt Jenny get you? 

Fuckin bottle of ketchup.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 10, 2012 - 1:15pm

Holy.Shit. That is the worst gift ever right there. I just asked the boy I'm on the outs with if we could use those as our wedding favours. Pretty sure I won't get any more calls from him. Hahaha.

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Fylh from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is reading January 10, 2012 - 1:20pm

Alright, I'm creating a thread now to explain the big mystery.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry January 10, 2012 - 1:38pm

And this thread is now filled with crickets.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 10, 2012 - 1:41pm

There went all our tension.

OKay, I have a secret....but

Oh never mind.  Everyone knows I don't have a secret.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 10, 2012 - 1:47pm

Ketchup: The Secret to Breaking Tension.