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Book vs. Film: Very Bore-y Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark

August 12th, 2019

The Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books were the highlight of the Scholastic Book Fair. Bless you, Scholastic, for sneaking in a book that depicted a woman with spiders exploding out of her face. Bless you for tricking my mom into thinking these stories of people eating sausage made from humans were remotely appropriate. Scholastic, you once sold me a book I can only describe as a sub-Go-Bots-quality Transformers knockoff, but I forgive you.

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How Is Magical Realism Different From Fantasy?

August 9th, 2019

If you're a book reader and a fan of literature in general, you've probably already heard the term magical realism. You might also know that the term originally applied to a particular brand of fiction coming out of Latin America in the 20th century—primarily from writers Jorge Luis Borges, Gabriel García Márquez, Laura Esquivel, Isabel Allende, and numerous others—but has now become a subgenre all its own, with authors around the world contributing works that fit the mold.

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Defining Upmarket Fiction and the Role it Plays in Today’s Market

August 8th, 2019

Center photo via Unsplash So, you’ve received your first rejection letter from an agent, and the response reads something like this: “Great manuscript, but our office prefers material we can sell as upmarket fiction.” After your head stops spinning, the next response may be—What the heck is upmarket fiction?

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Requests, Not Demands: How to Get Your Books into Libraries

August 7th, 2019

A few months back there was this author who, in trying to get his book stocked in libraries, acted like kind of a dunderhead and pissed off a lot of library people. He wrote a bit in Publishers Weekly about it, which opened like this:

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Beyond the Comfort Zone: Writing Outside Your Box

August 6th, 2019

Original photo by Chad Littlejohn In writing, as well as life, it can be easy to settle into a groove once you’ve found something that works. You might even get a little comfortable. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s a lot less arduous to do good work when you’re not learning something new or worrying about a dozen other things. But once you set up camp in your comfort zone, it becomes much more tempting to stay there, careful not to wander too far.

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Stop Being Lazy and Write Different Types of Characters

August 5th, 2019

(Photo credit: Mahafsoun) Cackling cantankerous clichés, Batman! Not another evil witch… I’m Pagan. A Wiccanish weirdo who prefers my fires outside and my healing done with herbs, energy transference, and the occasional “potion.” I have yet to boil children in my cauldron. I don’t even find it necessary to own a traditional cauldron. Those things take forever to heat up.

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Ask Nick: Publishing 201 — Am I Spider Rico?

August 2nd, 2019

Hello, and welcome to Publishing 201—an occasional column in which I'll answer your questions about writing and publishing, so long as they haven't been asked and answered a million times already. There is plenty of 101-level advice out there, and thousands of writers who can repeat it, but very little has been written for writers further along in their careers or aesthetic development. If you have a 201-level question you'd like me to answer, reach out! Here's our very first question:

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Game of Thrones Was Born 23 Years Ago — Why The Books Will Forever Be Better Than the Show

August 1st, 2019

More than two months ago, Game of Thrones finished its 8-year run on HBO. It ended not with a bang but a whimper, according to almost anyone you’d care to ask: the hardcore Thronies on Reddit, the highbrow critics at the Los Angeles Review of Books, the disgruntled petitioners storming Change.Org demanding a rewrite of the final season.

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Building The Custom Notebook

July 31st, 2019

When it comes to matters of personal taste, notebook preferences are more particular than preferences regarding pizza (NYC v. Chicago, Pineapple V. People Who Are Objectively Correct), masturbatory habits, and which Quiet Riot song is the baddest-ass.

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Becoming a Reliable Shapeshifter: The Ever-Changing Nature of Brands

July 30th, 2019

Original photograph by Nandhu Kumar When teaching creative writing students about brand, the hardest part is convincing them that their brand is malleable. Your brand, which ties into your persona but has much more to do with the marketing side of things (i.e.: your genre, how you communicate on a professional level, the first thing people think about when they see your name, etc.), is entirely under your control.

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