Bookshots: Pumping new life into the corpse of the book review
Title:
Colonel Lágrimas
Who wrote it?
Originally from Costa Rica, Carlos Fonseca Suárez teaches at Cambridge University and first published Colonel Lágrimas in 2015 in Spanish. This English translation was done by Megan McDowell, a Spanish language literary translator.
Plot in a Box:
An aging mathematician works on his last project, a series of biographies of famous female alchemists, in his remote mountain home.
Invent a new title for this book:
I would call it: Snapshot of a Declining Genius
Read this if you liked:
Bolaño’s 2666
Meet the book’s lead(s):
The Colonel (though that may be a self-appointed title — it’s unclear) is a famous mathematician of Russian descent who grew up in Mexico, then moved to Spain before arriving in France during World War II.
Said lead(s) would be portrayed in a movie by:
I could see Ben Kingsley playing this role, as he certainly has the presence to pull it off, maybe as a stage play, even.
Setting: would you want to live there?
The Pyrenees, the mountain range that separates France and Spain, is a beautiful part of the world and I would definitely consider living here.
What was your favorite sentence?
The worms’ silence as they gnaw is perhaps the best answer: Nothing happening here, or almost nothing, but in the midst of this incurable tedium a life is decanted toward its end.
The Verdict:
The Colonel of the title is aging and, from things said in passing, this book encompasses what could well be his last day and his final project, the aforementioned biographical trilogy of historical female alchemists. Apparently obsessed with a single mathematical formula which is repeated throughout the book, the Colonel has turned his back on the world, preferring to write about alchemy in the stillness of his Pyrenean home/prison/hermitage. And, it appears that he’s never had a military background, but has conferred the title of ‘colonel’ on himself.
As the book progresses, we learn a great deal about his past, including his refusal to speak Russian any longer, preferring Spanish and French, and the fact that he has prosopagnosia, meaning he is unable to recognise people. Many tantalising hints are placed through the book, but few are substantiated, almost as if we’re sharing the decline of mental faculties of the Colonel. We are also placed in the position of somehow spying on the Colonel as he goes about his day, able to open drawers and examine various writings and photos we find as the book progresses.
I found this a difficult book in that I kept waiting for something to happen — when I reached the end, it was almost a sense of ‘is that it?’ mixed with surprise that it was over. Not that I wanted it to continue, as frustration was making me impatient with the character and the author. I can’t say I hated it, I just was hoping for more. Sadly for me, it felt a bit like one of those thought exercises that got carried away and oops, it’s a novel.
About the author
Dean Fetzer is originally from a small town in eastern Colorado, but has lived in London, England, for 21 years now. On reaching London, he worked as a graphic designer and web consultant before starting a pub review website in the late 90’s.
His current book series, The Jaared Sen Quartet is set in near-future London, but also encompasses historical elements, reflecting his fascination with missing artifacts and conspiracy theories.
Dean left pub reviews behind in 2011 to concentrate on his writing and to set up a new company offering publishing services to authors, poets and artists as well as blogging and writing book reviews on his website at www.deanfetzer.com. He lives in east London with his wife and two cats and dreams (often) of a house in France.
