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"It's Not a Horror Movie, It's a Psychological Thriller!"

October 18th, 2017

With the recent groundbreaking box office success of IT: Chapter One, it’s easy to believe the horror genre might finally start being accepted as a serious art-form. However, one look at social media—I’m looking at you, Twitter—and it’s safe to conclude the general consensus about IT: Chapter One is no different than any other popular scary movie: people do not want the horror genre to succeed, despite how much they might enjoy it.

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13 Halloween Themed Anthologies to Fill Your Season with Fright

October 17th, 2017

Who doesn’t love Halloween-themed reading in the fall? I know I do, especially when the evenings grow long and chilly, and the stories are scary and short enough to read in a single sitting. It’s like a ghost story before bed – just enough to savor and sink into your dreams. It got me thinking about the Halloween anthologies I’ve read or seen over the years, and how many different styles and types there are. Truly, there’s a veritable buffet of creepy goodness just waiting for this time of year to roll around.

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5 Bizarro Books That Should Be Movies

October 16th, 2017

I’m very excited to see the horror movie Happy Death Day, due in large part to its similarities to a cool Bizarro book by Tiffany Scandal that came out this year called Shit Luck. But that's not the only recent movie that makes me think of Bizarro. There are some similarities between the Purge films and cult favorite Murderland by Garrett Cook, and I can’t give you a rational reason why Mother! brings to mind Kevin Donihe.

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Anatomy of a Mini Flash Novel Experiment: Angel Dust

October 13th, 2017

Photo: Seaview, WA, in November (Alex Behr) At a flash fiction class at The Attic in Portland, OR, poet/screenwriter/overall godhead David Ciminello led us through prompts. He creates trust through guidelines on how to receive and give feedback (example: “Be prepared to ask for the kind of feedback you want”) and his easygoing demeanor, but this night, I was wary. Directed writing makes me feel uneasy, as if a “real” writer doesn’t need external motivation. But I loved these prompts.

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Voices of the Dead: In Memories and Literary Prose

October 13th, 2017

When the family reserve has been let down by the indie publishing, I go back to the daily security grind which takes me here and there, until the coffers are no longer on life support. So, there I was, at 4:30 a.m., shuffling into the Holiday Inn dining nook in Warrenton, Virginia—preparing my bolstering dose of English breakfast tea—when I noticed the woman I had exchanged pleasantries with the previous morning was unhinged. "Be careful out there," she warned. "There's been a murder at the CVS and the police told us to lock the doors.

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Blood, Parasites, and Mutilation: Celebrating 10 Masters of Body Horror

October 12th, 2017

You know what? Body horror is infinitely richer and far more complicated than most people imagine. Body horror, a subgenre of horror that is also called biological horror or organic horror, refers to stories (yes, I also mean comics, film, and television narratives) in which the horror comes from or is based on the human body. Yeah, that's a hell of a loose description. Mutilation, mutation, parasites, degeneration, and all other types of physical pain/torture/transformation/etc fall under this subgenre.

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13 Reasons Charles Addams is an Unsung Master of Horror

October 11th, 2017

When we mention masters of horror: the King's, the Matheson's, Tobe Hooper, George Romero, Wes Craven— When we talk about The Mount Rushmore of horror heroes, we tend to skip one who brought the morbid and the macabre to so many. I'm talking about Charles Addams.

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How to Finish Your Novel Using Math

October 11th, 2017

Have you ever written a short story? A long story? A novella? Now you want to write a novel? Cool, lean in real close. Listen to me as I whisper in your ear.  **Screams incoherently**

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Season of the Witch: Six Dark Fairy Tales Everyone Should Read

October 10th, 2017

The term fairy tale is often deployed for things that seem too good to be true (say, a fairy tale romance). But of course that's misleading; real fairy tales are as dark as stories come. The term has also been deployed to diminish the weird work of female authors—who, in eschewing the cold, hard truths of realism, it has been assumed, must be writing for the nursery. 

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John Green Is the Reason I Write Contemporary YA

October 10th, 2017

Author photo via official website It might be cliché for me to credit John Green with inspiring me to write young adult fiction. Especially since I didn't discover him until after The Fault in Our Stars was published, so I can’t even claim some hipster-like early-fan factor. So I’ll accept that it’s a little cliché to fall for a genre because of one outsize author, but I would argue that I bust stereotypes in why I want to be like John Green.

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