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Call It What It Is: The Hatred Directed At Lena Dunham Is Petty, Childish Bullshit

February 8th, 2013

Lena Dunham. Ah, Lena Dunham. Filmmaker, actress, writer. Subject of so much derision you'd think she spent her days throwing cats into airplane engines. When a new episode of Girls premieres, or we learn that Random House agrees to shell out $3.5 million for her first book, the internet goes apeshit. We're met with vociferous cries of:

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This is Not a Checklist: How to Write a Story

February 7th, 2013

Some things to have taken into consideration while writing your story. Not rules, just after-the-fact guidelines.

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10 Reasons Why Dredd Is The Best Comic Book Movie Of 2012 You Didn't See

February 7th, 2013

It was tough to be a comic book movie in 2012 if your name wasn't Batman or The Avengers. Even poor Spider-Man didn't fare well in comparison. Because while The Avengers worldwide box office was over 1.5 billion, and Batman: The Dark Knight Rises was just over 1 billion, and even Spidey cracked an impressive 756 million, poor Dredd with its R-rating made a paltry 37 million (almost). But were The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, and The Amazing Spider-Man really that much better than Dredd?

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Blogging: An Extension of Craft

February 6th, 2013

Despite the occasional rumbling of blog fatigue on the internet, blogs remain a potentially effective way for aspiring writers to develop and share their voice and work. At best, a successful blogger holds their audience loyally captive with entertaining, inspiring or informative posts. The blog serves as a helpful tool to help showcase their unique perspective as well as highlight (note, not obnoxiously self-promote) other work they’ve placed in lit journals and online medias.

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The Blagger's Guide to Victor Hugo

February 6th, 2013

To blag (v): to sound like you know what you’re talking about when you don’t. The Blagger’s Guide to Literature (n): an invaluable resource for those who wish to blag about books without actually reading them. Wait! The guy who wrote Les Mis was called Ewgo, not Hugo. And this is why the Blagger’s Guide is the best and only way to avoid literary embarrassment. Hugo was French and that’s how you pronounce his name in his native tongue.

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Storyville: Researching The Best American Short Stories Anthology

February 5th, 2013

NOTE: Everything I say about this anthology can probably be applied to other anthologies, annual and irregular, such as The Best American Mystery Stories, The Best American Non-required Reading, and others.

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Ask The Agent: Lots of Rejections From Editors... Should You Look for A New Agent? and More

February 4th, 2013

Navigating the rough terrain of today’s publishing industry shouldn’t be a solo event. This week in Ask the Agent, I’ll explore and dissect two of the industry’s mysteries, straight from the shoulder.

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Watch Out For That First Step – It’s A Doozy: The Top 10 Time Loop Stories

February 1st, 2013

Happy Groundhog Day! It’s a day steeped in tradition, a Pennsylvania German custom going back centuries to ancient weather lore, and even sharing conventions with the age-old Pagan festival of Saint Brighid’s Day. It’s the day we turn to our mighty groundhog and ask him if we must suffer six more weeks of harsh, bleak winter. If the groundhog sees his shadow, we’re screwed. If not, we can celebrate the early arrival of spring!

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Watching out for Reiterations: Eliminating Redundancy in Your Writing

February 1st, 2013

Ah, Groundhog Day—my favorite movie. Let’s celebrate Bill Murray’s thousand-something February 2nds in Punxsutawney, PA by talking about redundancy. Redundancy in writing is when you reiterate a repetitive expression or when you repeat a reiteration, which is to say that you said it more than once and in more than one way. (Ha!)

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Think Through Twitter: Questions for the Social Media Artist

January 31st, 2013

Remember when Jennifer Egan wrote an entire short story that she posted one tweet at a time? There was a curious kind of reaction at the time from the mainstream media. It was a mix of excitement, skepticism, ass-kissing, ass-kicking and opinionated comments from online goblins. On a Guardian article about Egan's upcoming story at the time, you could read the kinds of brilliantly thought-out, constructive comments everyone expects from everyone else on the internet:

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