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LURID: Does King Deserve The Crown?

October 31st, 2011

Author photo by Shane Leonard via stephenking.com Horror Literature.  Is that an oxymoron? Horror equates to trash. Horror stories cannot be considered as literature.  Whilst good books improve the mind, Horror rots it. If you read trash, you’ll end up with junk for brains. If you read too much Horror, you’ll go blind.

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From Silk Purses to Sows’ Ears

October 28th, 2011

Photo via Freeimages.com Moviegoers whose taste in cinema consists entirely of keeping up with the Joneses, or if they’re confident in their ignorance, being the Joneses - the middlebrow, the great washed – believe that Hollywood takes fine literature and inevitably turns it into shit, though of course the middlebrow euphemism for shit is bad movies. Take The Bridges of Madison County. Now that is a great book, they all agree - but what a bad movie! In fact, The Bridges of Madison County was shit to begin with and shit it remained onscreen.

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Write Characters In A Representation-Free Zone

October 27th, 2011

Photo by zafarrancho It’s common for many writers today — beginners and pros — to deliver characters on a sort of post-modern pedestal. Instead of offering compelling, substantive, flesh-and-blood people, the writer is instead content to use characters as a social springboard to evangelize some sardonic commentary about the modern world as we know it. Regardless of its wide usage, producing characters for quick reader judgment is almost always a bad idea.

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Using Social Networks To Build A Writing Brand, i.e. How To Whore Yourself On Twitter

October 26th, 2011

Header via Free Images So you’ve published a book. Maybe you landed a fat contract from a publishing house. Maybe you went the DIY route, formatted your book and slapped it up on Amazon. Either way, congratulations! You are an author! You are also a brand. And you better put some serious thought into how you sell yourself.  Because here’s the thing: No one’s going to just buy your book. You need to sell it, and more than that, you need to sell yourself.

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Three Things the Author of "Gods and Monsters" Learned by Listening to His Students

October 26th, 2011

Find out about Christopher Bram's 'Beginning The Novel' class, which begins May 28th!

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Out of Order: A Discussion of Nonlinear Narrative Structure

October 25th, 2011

Photo by christgr Last time, we tried starting a story by writing the end first. You may eventually place the ending you wrote at the actual end of the story, or, as we discussed using an example from The Usual Suspects, you might use part of the last scene to open your story.

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A Recap Of... The Wicked Universe

October 24th, 2011

Out of Oz marks Gregory Maguire’s fourth and final book in the series beginning with his brilliant, beloved Wicked. Maguire’s Wicked universe is richly complex, politically contentious, and filled to the brim with nuanced characters—all of which is wonderful to read but super tough to remember. Out of Oz is released on November 1st, and readers have a lot to recall if they’re going to travel that labyrinthine yellow brick road once more.

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Ask The Lit Coach: "Should Writers Settle Themselves Into A Single Genre In Order To Be Successfully Published?" and More

October 24th, 2011

Great questions this week, LitReactors! I answered two of the most frequently asked questions dealing with choice of genre and opportunities for Transgressive fiction. Warning: I use the term "author branding" and the outlook for Transgressive fiction in traditional publishing is not bright. But you have options.

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The Case Against Ebook Self-Publication

October 21st, 2011

Header via Free Images (Just joined us? Maybe you missed my first imaginary sockpuppet pundit making the case for ebook self-publishing, in which case, why not go back and check it out? Then rejoin us below as a second sockpuppet argues the case against, and pull on your gloves to fight for your favoured corner in the comments. Ready? Let's do this.)

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Book Brawl: Geek Love vs. Water for Elephants

October 21st, 2011

In Book Brawl, two books that are somehow related will get in the ring and fight it out for the coveted honor of being declared literary champion. Two books enter. One book leaves. This month, our contenders are circus life novels Geek Love (Katherine Dunn, 1983) and Water for Elephants (Sara Gruen, 2006). Who shall emerge victorious? This is so exciting!

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