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January 9th, 2018
I generally try to be positive online, if for no other reason than like attracts like, and I don’t want to hang out in constant moan-and-groan land. I talk about the good stuff more than the bad. I praise work I love and ignore what I don’t. I compliment as much as I can and more or less keep my criticism to myself. I guess I kind of buy into the old If you don’t have something nice to say mentality. Because of that, you won’t *often* catch me calling people out—unless it’s myself.
Read Column →January 8th, 2018
I'm that guy throwing around expletives whenever the conversation turns to movie remakes. In a nutshell, I think 99% of them are unnecessary. However, Hollywood cares little for what I think and most fellow film fanatics eat them up, even when they know the final product is going to be pathetically awful—nothing more than a money machine that runs on nostalgia. In any case, since fighting against remakes is futile, I decided to ask for rewrites of existing novels. Yeah, if you can remake good movies, why not other narratives that have been around for a while, right?
Read Column →January 5th, 2018
The present may be a shit show but there is no denying how beautiful it’s felt to be a horror fan lately. Last year, both in film and literature, we were treated to some truly wonderful works, and it looks like this trend will continue into 2018. Take a look...
Read Column →January 4th, 2018
Drum-roll, please: in October, the Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded to… none other than Kazuo Ishiguro, the esteemed British novelist and purveyor of hidden glances and repressed emotions. “If you mix Jane Austen and Franz Kafka, then you have Kazuo Ishiguro in a nutshell,” Sara Danius, the permanent secretary of the Swedish Academy, told reporters when they announced their decision. “But you have to add a little bit of Marcel Proust into the mix. Then you stir, but not too much, then you have his writings.”
Read Column →January 3rd, 2018
You’ve seen the trailers, you’ve seen the book, and you’ve seen the movie tie-in cover they insist on printing even though NOBODY WANTS IT. Is Ready Player One a reference-heavy, cynical, nostalgia vampire feeding off the good memories we have of other pieces of media? Or is it a good book? Or is it both? What the hell is it?
Read Column →January 2nd, 2018
Well, now that the dumpster fire known as 2017 is behind us, I suggest we fully embrace the social construction of New Year's resolutions and try to make the world better by reading more. Here are some suggestions that could make 2018 your best reading year so far:
Read Column →December 29th, 2017
Back in June, I wrote about the best books of the first half of the year (Halfway There: The Best Books of 2017...So Far). Now that the year is almost over, it's time to look at all the good stuff that came our way since then. Here are the best books of the second half of 2017, in no particular order.
Read Column →December 28th, 2017
Microsoft Word has always been that know-it-all prick that's correcting your spelling and grammar. It HAS to interrupt you while you're talking, and you get the distinct feeling that it's not really listening to what you're saying. It's like telling your friend, "And that's when my dad done died." and your friend says, "You really shouldn't say he 'done' died." The newest iteration of Word corrects more than ever. Wordiness? No more, says Microsoft. Cliche? Not here! Jargon? Excised. Er, replaced.
Read Column →December 26th, 2017
Faith has been an important aspect of my life since I was a child. My family did, in fact, pack everything up and move to Italy because we believed it was God’s calling on our lives.
Read Column →December 22nd, 2017
Holiday season a little too cold for them bones? Heat things up with some erotic Xmas sexcapades. Just make sure the kids are nestled all snug in their beds, visions of sugar-plums dancing in their heads. Because we don't want them accidentally seeing mommy and daddy's sugar plums, now do we? Enjoy responsibly.
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