Bookshots: 'And We're Off' by Dana Schwartz

Bookshots: 'And We're Off' by Dana Schwartz

Bookshots: Pumping new life into the corpse of the book review


Title:

And We’re Off

Who wrote it?

Going after your dreams and dealing with your mother can feel more psychologically grueling than any Hunger Game/Battle Royale.

Dana Schwartz. She is a humorist and columnist for the Observer. She also curbs my disenchantment about writing professionally with the hilarious Twitter account @GuyInYourMFA and writes my favorite Bachelor/Bachelorette pieces/recaps. MSNBC asks her opinion on culture and politics. And We’re Off is her first novel.      

Plot in a box:

Nora gets accepted into the Donegal Colony for Young Artists. Though Nora draws erotic slash art for money (Hey Razorbill, please put some drawings in the paperback edition), unfortunately it is not enough to pay for the trip and school. Instead of taking out her Bat Mitzvah savings, Nora’s grandpa and fellow artist agrees to pay for the trip as long as she creates an original piece of work at each stop. Sign me up! The only problem is Nora’s mother decides to tag along for the trip, (Growing up with a Jewish mother, this is more scary to me than all of Lovecraft’s stories combined.)

Invent a new title for this book:

Was Picasso’s Mom A Pain in the Ass Too?

Read this if you like(d):

The Gilmore Girls, Maureen Johnson, Nicola Yoon, and Jennifer Weiner

Meet the book’s lead(s):

Nora Holmes—talented seventeen-year old artist

Callum Cassidy—the cute and cool Irish boy

Robert Parker—the cool Grandpa who is an artist too

Alice—the annoying but well-meaning mother

Said lead(s) would be portrayed in a movie by:

I just finished a Riverdale binge so I’m going to use their actors: 

Nora Holmes—Lili Reinhardt (Betty Cooper)

Callum Cassidy—Cole Srouse (Jughead)

Robert Parker—Luke Perry (We give him old people make up Gen Xers, relax, you are not that old)

Alice— Marisol Nichols (Hermione Lodge)

Setting: Would you want to live there?

Chicago, Paris, Brussels, Donegal, Florence, Italy, and London. I would live in every place except Chicago (sorry, Jason Diamond).

What was your favorite sentence?

Is it possible for STIs to go airborne?

The Verdict:

My fiancé and I have the most annoying and crazy Jewish mothers that ever existed. The idea of having to travel with our mothers to Europe would be our worst nightmare. It actually triggers me, and that is why I loved this book so much. Schwartz uses humor and great character development to make this story work. It shows that high stakes in YA don't always have to be dystopian or involve dying, that going after your dreams and dealing with your mother can feel more psychologically grueling than any Hunger Game/Battle Royale. The novel hits a lot the genre expectations of great YA novels, but also adds something poignant to say about family relationships. It has one of the most satisfying endings I’ve read this year.

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Christoph Paul

Review by Christoph Paul

Christoph Paul is an award-winning humor author. He writes non-fiction, YA, Bizarro, horror, and poetry including: The Passion of the Christoph, Great White House Volume 1 and Volume 2, Slasher Camp for Nerd Dorks, and Horror Film Poems. He is an editor for CLASH Media and CLASH Books and edited the anthologies Walk Hand in Hand Into Extinction: Stories Inspired by True Detective and This Book Ain’t Nuttin to Fuck With: A Wu-Tang Tribute Anthology. Under the pen name Mandy De Sandra, he writes Bizarro Erotica that has been covered in VICE, Huffington Post, Jezebel, and AV Club. He is represented by Veronica Park at the Corvisiero Literary Agency.

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T.D. Brooking from California is reading Short Story Collections (Everything here is the best thing ever & Kissing in Manhattan) June 7, 2017 - 3:59pm

Sounds like an enjoyable summer read (while on a road trip?)  Refreshing to know this story is lacking in bloodshed and dismemberment.  

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Christoph Paul from New Hampshire is reading Haunt by Laura Lee Bahr June 7, 2017 - 5:30pm

It was a lot of fun and a lot of heart. I read Bizarro, non-ficiton, horror, literary ficiton, and YA and this is one of my favorite YA novels I've read this year. The Hate U Give was excellent too T.D.