Columns > Published on May 30th, 2017

These 4 Popular Reading Spots Are Actually Awful

Header: via Pexels

Close your eyes and imagine your ideal reading spot.  You know, the place you most want to go and cozy up with a book on your day off. 

Picturing it?

I bet it’s an awful place to read. 

I’m not trying to be rude! I only know this because I too once convinced myself that these so-called Ideal Reading Spots were the places to be when it comes to enjoying a book. Give me a chance to explain why these reading spots are so terrible, and I’ll even offer better alternatives. 

1. Reading in bed

The ultimate in comfort is actually the ultimate in falling asleep three minutes after you start reading. I have made this mistake again and again. I figure I’ll snuggle up and enjoy my free time with the book I’m currently reading, but fast forward to two hours later and I’ve accidentally taken a nap, and have to rush off to whatever I have planned next, having completely wasted my time. 

Where to read instead:

Invest in a reading chair, but one that offers upright back support and is just comfortable enough. I have learned I enjoy books the most when I’m awake and alert, even if I’m not covered in pillows and blankets.

2. Reading a coffee shop

One person’s fantasy reading spot can be another person’s nightmare zone. I felt a vital shift once I realized all the reading spots I was supposed to love were actually awful.

I know, I know, a latte and a novel seems like the perfect combination. You get the best seat in the cafe, soft indie music is playing, and everyone else around you is on a book based adventure as well…in a perfect world. Let’s be real, though — usually the cafe is packed, the best seat is taken, or when it finally becomes available people give you looks of disdain for sitting in it for too long. The barista asks you if you’re going to order another coffee at some point, the music is a never ending loop of Jack Johnson and John Mayer, and people are either furiously typing away at their laptops or talking way too loudly. 

Where to read instead:

The library. Not only are you surrounded by books, but it’s free!  You’re more likely to find a good reading chair, and no one is waiting for you to leave. The best thing? The quiet. Libraries are so, so quiet.

3. Reading on the beach

I wish reading on the beach was a good experience, but it never is. Gosh, there is so much book risk. You’re up against sand getting in between your pages, water getting in between your pages, and ocean winds flipping your pages! Most beaches are pretty crowded, and you usually have to be on the lookout for a flying beach ball or a seagull attacking out of nowhere. All the while, the sun is beating down on you. With all this stress, there is no way you’re going to stay focused on your story.

Where to read instead:

If reading near bodies of water is your thing, I would suggest some lakeside reading time instead. The winds tend to be less powerful, the shores calmer and not so noisy, and there will most likely be more shade.  Ah yes, I feel relaxed already!

4. Reading on a blanket in the park

This is one I still try to make work, as there is a lovely park in my neighborhood that I really enjoy visiting, and I have a blanket that’s perfect for solo reading. However, after I roll out my blanket onto some rocky, uneven grass, I have to switch positions every five minutes for comfort’s sake. Why is it so hard to find a good position on a blanket? I tend to look for a shady spot, but have to shift the blanket over as the sun moves, which seems to happen in seconds. The faint smell of goose poop is never too far away. Perhaps the biggest distraction of all, though, is the constant parade of adorable dogs! I can’t read one paragraph without a cute pup catching my eye. It is devastating.

Where to read instead:

Keep in the spirit of the park, but visit a sculpture or botanical garden instead. There are benches and sitting areas all around, some quite secluded and serene. Again, sitting upright in a seat that provides good support is best for reading, and you’ll still be surrounded by the beauty of nature. Perfect!

One person’s fantasy reading spot can be another person’s nightmare zone. I felt a vital shift once I realized all the reading spots I was supposed to love were actually awful. 

When someone asks me if I want to “curl up in bed with a good book,” I scoff!

 “No, I’d like to sit up straight and at attention with a groundbreaking novel!”

Please feel free to challenge my newfound opinions, or offer other great places to crack open a book! Happy reading.

About the author

Christine J. Schmidt is a writer originally from New Jersey. After receiving her BFA in Dramatic Writing from SUNY Purchase, she worked at Seattle Repertory Theatre as their artistic literary intern. She recently left Brooklyn, where she was a bookseller and events host at WORD, to reside in Los Angeles. She has previously written for New York Theatre Review, and her plays have been read and produced at theaters in New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Washington. Coffee is her favorite thing.

Similar Columns

Explore other columns from across the blog.

Book Brawl: Geek Love vs. Water for Elephants

In Book Brawl, two books that are somehow related will get in the ring and fight it out for the coveted honor of being declared literary champion. Two books enter. One book leaves. This month,...

The 10 Best Sci-Fi Books That Should Be Box Office Blockbusters

It seems as if Hollywood is entirely bereft of fresh material. Next year, three different live-action Snow White films will be released in the States. Disney is still terrorizing audiences with t...

Books Without Borders: Life after Liquidation

Though many true book enthusiasts, particularly in the Northwest where locally owned retailers are more common than paperback novels with Fabio on the cover, would never have set foot in a mega-c...

From Silk Purses to Sows’ Ears

Photo via Moviegoers whose taste in cinema consists entirely of keeping up with the Joneses, or if they’re confident in their ignorance, being the Joneses - the middlebrow, the ...

Cliche, the Literary Default

Original Photo by Gerhard Lipold As writers, we’re constantly told to avoid the cliché. MFA programs in particular indoctrinate an almost Pavlovian shock response against it; workshops in...

A Recap Of... The Wicked Universe

Out of Oz marks Gregory Maguire’s fourth and final book in the series beginning with his brilliant, beloved Wicked. Maguire’s Wicked universe is richly complex, politically contentious, and fille...

Reedsy | Editors with Marker (Marketplace Editors)| 2024-05

Submitting your manuscript?

Professional editors help your manuscript stand out for the right reasons.

Reedsy Marketplace UI

1 million authors trust the professionals on Reedsy. Come meet them.

Enter your email or get started with a social account: