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Quit Your Job, Write Full Time

November 27th, 2019

I’m quitting my job to write. I’m giddy just typing that phrase, even though it’s not true. Maybe it should be in italics. Or maybe I should add "someday" to the end. In italics. For such a common dream, it’s so unattainable. So taboo to even discuss. It's italics-level taboo.  It’s laughable, right? If someone said this to you, would you have any reaction other than, “Good fucking luck”? 

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Her Dark Materials: Raising Inner Demons To Craft Complex Villains

November 26th, 2019

Kids in cages. Governments suppressing free thought. Old men whispering in studies about science and the fate of the world. The latest adaptation of Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials is underway, and while the dust is still settling on whether or not it'll be the next Game of Thrones, the show is undoubtedly timely.

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Cancel Culture Is Ruining Publishing!

November 25th, 2019

Ha! That's not true. I was just messing with you.

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Have you Wished Ishmael Beah a Happy Birthday Today?

November 22nd, 2019

Ishmael Beah turns 39 on November 23rd.  Nonfiction isn’t always favored. It’s not what most people think of when they imagine great literature nowadays. Writers and readers run around quoting Hemmingway, Steinbeck, and Bradbury. Fiction hosts the wonders of possibility. It offers the benefits of escapism mixed with intellectual inquiry, but it often lacks a fully grounded perspective that represents the better parts of real journeys.

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The Worst Fiverr Services for Writers

November 20th, 2019

A bit back I wrote a column about $5 dollar book covers. The results were...mixed. At best. What I’ve discovered is that there are EVEN WORSE author services available on Fiverr. Yes, even worse than terrible graphic design, a sin that damns your indie book to the worst, most indifferent-est circle of hell. Which terrible services am I talking about? 

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Book vs Film: "In The Tall Grass"

November 18th, 2019

It's been another banner year for Stephen King. He has a new novel out, The Institute, Castle Rock came back to Hulu for its second season, and three major motion pictures based on his work hit the theaters—Pet Sematary, It: Chapter 2, and Doctor Sleep. 2019 has also been kind to King's son, Joe Hill, an equally great and prolific author.

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Storyville: Using Rituals to Make Your Stories More Believable

November 14th, 2019

When you write your scary stories, consider the different ways that ritual can inform and add authority to your tale. Think of myths and folklore, spells and prayers, ceremonies. Look at the voodoo, witchcraft, and sorcery that might inform your story. This can really help to add depth, setting, sensory details, and atmosphere to your work. Let me give you a few examples of how I’ve incorporated this into my work.

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Movies Are Not The Ultimate Form Of Books

November 13th, 2019

Want to have your heart broken? Do you love books? Great. You’re in the right place. A bit back I sat down with a great author. A true legend. Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, sci-fi pillar Connie Willis. I got to interview her for a work project, and she couldn’t have been a better interview subject. So generous with her time, so smart.

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5 Bestsellers That Started Out As NaNoWriMo Projects

November 12th, 2019

Ah, November. The month of Thanksgiving, hot cider, flannel, and excited (not to mention exhausted) writers. That’s right — we’re in the midst of yet another NaNoWriMo.

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10 Movies I Wish Had Novelizations

November 7th, 2019

One of the reasons I try to keep my movie critiques to a minimum is that people generally don't understand the difference between exchanging opinions and telling someone their mother *insert famous line about mothers and fellatio from The Exorcist here*. For example, every time I say Tusk sucks or argue that The Babadook didn't do it for me, I get death threats. It's as if telling someone you dislike something they like is a personal attack. Eventually I wind up telling those people to go fuck themselves.

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