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This is a heavily revised 2nd Draft of my first submission "What Up, Bro?" I decided to break that story down into separate parts. 1200 words. Now with more funny!
The second section of my novel. Also a little more than 5,000 words. Please read Section 1 first.
Upright Citizens is a novel set in ghost town America, 2009. The opening section here is a little more than 5,000 words.
The unnamed protagonist is either a vampire or a cannibal. He also is a violinist, and has lots of sex! 1500 words
A story told in the form of query letters to a publisher as a young man starts to lose his mind after not being published.
This is the first four chapters of the true story of how I was currupted in college. I changed the names due to illicit activity.
Short story 950 words. Transgressive, bizzaro, surreal. Involves blood, a BMW, a hospital and janitor named Frank. Not sure what it's about myself, really.In 3 minutes of reading time you can find out
A young girl is sent to live with her mentally ill Grandmother who, in an effort to cope with her own childhood trauma, abuses the girl with her untreated obsessive-compulsive behavior.
A young girl struggles to overpower her bout with Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD). A man missing a golf-ball sized chunk of his brain just might have the answers she's been looking for.
A short look into the disgust of a purchase.
After losing his job, Jonah Novak falls into a psychotic spin of of events, fueling his misogyny with anger and retaliation.
Wanderlust; a insatiable urge to wander aimlessly with no proper direction or destination. Nameless faces and nameless places surround everything.
This is a somewhat revised version of a story I posted on the old site. Got some good advice from my fellow cultists. For those just tuning in, read the author statement before going any further.
Sherri's got a theory for quitting smoking. Sherri's got a theory for pretty much everything in life, problem is this year Jack's got a theory too. Just under 2,800 words
After losing his job, Jonah Novak falls into a psychotic spin of misogyny and anger and retaliation.
2 men coming to terms with what they did and the look that your face portrays when the reality sets in.
This is a story about a young man that leaves his small-town home and small-town girls, entering the big city full of big-city girls and big-city life. (That's all I can give to avoid spoiling)
1,100 words - still a shortie.
Character A and Character B are having tea together. There's also an 800 pound gorilla in the room. They can not directly say anything about the 800 pound gorilla.
Revised draft of BUG for Beyond Thunderdome Battle.
Prompt: Dirty old men need love too.
Another attempt at minimalism learned from Chuck Palahniuk's essays.
A young man's life is ruined by a video camera and a hard-on. ~2k words.
Two heroin addicts try to get ransom money for a prostitute.