"Nine Nasty Words" by John McWhorter

"Nine Nasty Words" by John McWhorter

I’ve always had an appreciation for creative profanity, which is best exemplified by my ability to quote Malcolm Tucker chapter and verse. But swearing in English isn’t all about humor, shock value, and insults. What anglophones consider profane has evolved over the years such that foul mouths from 2021 and 1621, while technically both speaking English, wouldn’t understand one another’s insults and jokes. 

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Overlooked 2020: A Post-pandemic Roundup of Overlooked Releases

Overlooked 2020: A Post-pandemic Roundup of Overlooked Releases

Given the state of the world over the last year, it is not much to say that throughout the pandemic and particularly 2020, I struggled to read what wasn’t required of me for work. Nor did I feel it was something I had to examine in great depth. There was a lot to do ensuring the people I love were safe and there was the need to stay focused on paying the bills as some of my work contracted. More than anything I was tired, most especially at night when I like to read, happy to just climb into bed, another day defeated, and closer, I hoped, to a vaccine. 

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Everything You Need To Know About the 2021 International Booker Prize Shortlist

Everything You Need To Know About the 2021 International Booker Prize Shortlist


Da-da-dum, it’s happened again. The International Booker Winner has been announced, and you haven't even read the shortlist. Don’t worry: I’m here to help. Whether you’re looking to pick up a new recommendation for your book club, or simply impress your friends by pretending you’ve read them, I’ve got you covered with a breakdown of the six books shortlisted!

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The Guns Going Bang Is Sick: The Experimental Hyper-Violence of MIKA

The Guns Going Bang Is Sick: The Experimental Hyper-Violence of MIKA

Anyone can write violence for violence's sake, but MIKA crams it into the compressed prism of our desensitized dystopia — under this applied pressure it bursts into nightmarish psychedelia that reaches inexplicable sensory-receptors we didn't know we had. Her debut collection NO TIGER (Apocalypse Party), is a poetry/prose/collage written in an urgent, teeth-gnashing language — her exploding style of glitch-panic oblivion that, on first glance, seems a grim vision of the future until you remember it's happening somewhere out there right fucking now.

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Give Up on Your Dreams: Writing for Process Over Ambition

Give Up on Your Dreams: Writing for Process Over Ambition

In today's motivational pep talk, I'm going to tell you what you really need to hear: You'll be better off once you give up on your dreams of being a successful author.

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The Poetry of Joni Mitchell’s "Blue" Album: An Appreciation

The Poetry of Joni Mitchell’s "Blue" Album: An Appreciation

I first became aware of Joni Mitchell’s Blue when Rolling Stone printed their instantly outmoded "Top 100 Albums of the Last 20 Years" in 1987. That her masterpiece was ranked at 46, I’d later learn, was one of the many problems with the male-dominated list, but I’m grateful they at least printed the final verse to “The Last Time I Saw Richard.”

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Kindle Vella: What Is It?

Kindle Vella: What Is It?

If you’re a self-pub loser like me, you probably got an email about Kindle Vella, Amazon’s new self-publishing system/platform/thingie. If you’re a self-pub success story, your ASSISTANT probably got an email about Kindle Vella, and they printed it out, sealed the printout in a real, paper envelope, and then you used an ivory-handled letter opener to open it. This is how I assume the wealthy handle email. 

What is Kindle Vella, why is it, who is it, and what good is it, anyway?

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Storyville: Evaluating Your Work in Progress—As Author, Editor, and Reader

Storyville: Evaluating Your Work in Progress—As Author, Editor, and Reader

So today we’re going to talk about how to evaluate a work in progress. I think it’s crucial to look at your work through a variety of different gazes in order to achieve different things. You have to put on different hats, in order to see the full picture here, and then edit accordingly. So let’s dig in and expand on this topic, and see if we can’t improve your process.

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Rituals to Help Conquer the Blank Page

Rituals to Help Conquer the Blank Page

Image via Alex Kozlov

We’ve all sat in front of the blank page, cursor blinking, anxiety spiking, coffee cup needing a refill. To writers, honestly there is nothing more terrifying than staring into that emptiness, into all that untapped possibility. I can’t even begin to tell you about the number of nights I’ve sat at my computer, deleting words, rewriting outlines, wearing out the backspace key, and yelling at the wall. It’s maddening.

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In Honor of Audiobook Appreciation Month: A Celebration

In Honor of Audiobook Appreciation Month: A Celebration

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For the longest time, I didn’t understand audiobooks.

Not that I couldn’t comprehend the actual books: I legitimately couldn’t grasp the concept of audiobooks as a way of reading. I had tried, many years ago, to get into them, thinking it would be a great way to make use of my commute time. But I just...couldn’t. The subway was too loud, I couldn’t focus—I just wanted to read my hardcovers and paperbacks and maybe an occasional ebook.

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