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A couple years ago, I had the idea to write a novel from the perspective of a sentient, sarcastic parasite living in the gut of a corrupt public health inspector. I figured a non-human narrator would have some interesting things to say about humanity. The final product, Absolute Unit, is a combination of body horror and crime fiction; the parasite gets tired of living on scraps and decides to use its budding telekinetic powers to conquer the world.

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Original photo via Andrea Piacquadio

I spent the years after graduation in awful office jobs with none of my novels finished and a pile of unpublished short stories. I would troll through Duotrope on my lunch break and try to find journals and lit magazines to submit to after each fresh rejection.

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Original Header image by Toa Heftiba, via Unsplash

Let’s talk casual and abnormal readers.

Casual readers get in a couple books every year. Maybe more if they’re in a book club. They unwrap a book on Christmas, but they don’t get a book from EVERYONE they know. They might stop at a landmark bookstore on a trip, but they aren’t packing an almost-empty suitcase for their book haul.

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There’s a Czech proverb that says, “You live a new life for every new language you speak. If you know only one language, you live only once.” At least, that’s what the internet tells me. I don’t speak Czech in order to verify this for myself, which rather proves the point. We may not all be fortunate enough to live multiple lives, as the proverb suggests, but translations give us access to ideas, places, and authors that we wouldn’t otherwise be able to enjoy.