It's somewhere around 3:30 in the morning and I'm waiting for the rest of my bedclothes to dry after getting eaten alive by a variety of the lovely Texas bugs that have sprouted this summer, so this may be somewhat on the incoherent side. But uh... hi there!
Poked around Lit Reactor a little here and there but never bit, and have lately come to think that my antisocial tendencies as a writer have done nothing but hurt and at times demotivate me. So here I am. I've relocated to Texas from California due to quitting my job and making some rather questionable choices, so here I am with lower cost of living and a metric fuckton more bugs.
I like what I've seen around here and am excited to try it out. I'll hopefully figure out what to use for my first submission before I head back to Cali for a couple weeks (will be the first time I've been home in over a year), and then, if all goes as planned, offer some feedback to others while I'm there.
Nice to meet you all. This place seems like an endless source of amusement... hopefully inspiration too. Look forward to getting to know you guys.
Welcome!
What do you write about?
Welcome dammit!
Goddamn thanks!"
Bwhahah! Perfect! You're going to fit right in. Enjoy this picture, you've earned it.
Welcome, at some point in the near future Dave, Avery or some combination of the two will be by to give you the official welcome.
Since you write horror make sure to check out the recent magazine article i think titled "scare us" that details an upcoming open writer workshop that focuses on horror. And if for any reason you feel you need defended in your time here, contact Utah. Since you are a person, your defense falls under his jurisdiction.
So welcome to the Lit.
Welcome! I have arrived with your official welcome. Doesn't this make you feel somewhat loyal to me? So, in the fututre, you might see a seemingly random and unimportant argument/debate arise. In that event, it's pretty important that you agree with me instead of Dave. Keep that in mind.
Here you go! Welcome!
So here I am. I've relocated to Texas from California due to quitting my job and making some rather questionable choices, so here I am with lower cost of living and a metric fuckton more bugs.
Cali is cheaper than Texas? Wow. That's cool. I see you're a night owl too! Welcome! Don't let Davery fool you! They're really nice people! Davery = Dave + averydoll
I think he's saying Texas is cheaper (and less expensive).
And by "really nice people," I assume you mean: watch your back.
We are really nice people, Gary.
Now watch your back.
I think he's saying Texas is cheaper (and less expensive).
Reread the first posting. Oakland is cheaper! But it is also more dull! That's just my opinion though. I would never be caught in Oakland, so uninspiring.
(Read Michael's profile.) I see that you are from Fort Worth. That makes sense, I guess. I'm not very good with facts, more into feeling. I would guess that Oakland would be cheaper than Fort Worth? If I had to choose, I'd go with Oakland. Thus, good choice on the move. The only good thing about Oakland is the Bay Area. Yay!
And by "really nice people," I assume you mean: watch your back.
They are really nice people. They just hide it from everyone else.
In other news, Davery roll in eel sauce and tempura flakes, with a hint of wasabi.
"Davery roll"
Um, when did the "ry" get added to this? I think this is a strictly Dave on his own thing. No "ry" in the soylent green.
Um, when did the "ry" get added to this? I think this is a strictly Dave on his own thing. No "ry" in the soylent green.
Darn it! I thought no one would notice, so I deleted it. And then you comment on it and now I have to put it back on. Sighs. It is much different than the Dave roll because it has a hint of wasabi in it. More of a kick to it.
Random test: if you eat wasabi and pickled ginger in the Pacific Northwest (primarily in the areas where hay fever sucks) on a regular basis, it is like a "natural" remedy for sneezes and runny noses and watery eyes. I know, I've taken no more allergy pills (stupid Claritin) and have tested on this theory. It's not 100% perfect, but I love it. It's cheaper too if you make it your own and buy in bulk. Going back to the topic....
Yes, Michael! You will LOVE the West Coast! (Just not the Pacific Northwest. Seattle sucks. Oregon is neglected all the time, so you won't have to worry about that state. Not a lot of people know where Oregon is, actually. It's pretty funny.)
"so you win, Avery"
It's all I've ever wanted anyone to say.
Just leave the part about how disappointed you are in Dave.
LOL!!!!!!!
I'm trying to decide if Dave will find this adorable or not.
He's really a great guy, and very handsome. He just takes the wrong side of arguments...and then foolishly goes to sleep.
@Michael
Yeah, I read that awhile ago. I haven't had the chance to update it.
It was great! The thing with that book is that there are two prequels, which altogether make the Rat Trilogy.
The problem is Murakami didn't want them released here, for whatever reason. Anyways someone did translate them, but the copies are somewhat of a pain to get or are pricey. They're also pocket-sized.
I read Norwegian Wood after which is way different. Right now I'm reading Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World.
Also, I've heard Oregonians hate Californians (perhaps you could comment on this?), but I thought Oregon was beautiful country when I traveled up that way. I love the pacific northwest in general. I miss it sincerely... there's nothing that compares out here, though I've had some nice walks through the Fort Worth nature preserve.
I must confess that I am actually a wannabe Californian. Sure, Oregon is more beautiful than California...cheaper too...but it's all about the people...SoCal. I've got one BFF in North Hollywood, and another in San Diego. I'm very lonely up here because all my besties are anywhere but here.
Yes, I think we pretty much hate everyone that takes away job opportunities here. People hear how "hip" Portland is and how cheap it is...and everyone flocks to the hot spot!
I'm a tad offended that Dave hasn't shown up yet, though, so you win, Avery. In the future, you may call on me to bolster your forces in any argument not requiring me to do any serious thinking and/or posting.
Oh no, what happens if there's a time when it would be Dave versus Avery? I would probably not take any sides. It's best to not vote in this election.
Yeah it's the sequel to A Wild Sheep Chase, but it's not part of the trilogy? Idk it's weird.
Ah, but that's the mark of a good arch-nemesis. You never know when or where he's going to strike.
Why do you want Dave to be a nematode?