Stuffed Dolls: Introducing the Sock Monkey Kama Sutra Book

Sexy Kama Sutra Monkeys

Full disclosure: I needed a drink or four to get through this article. And I have to live with the fact that I created a Kama Sutra tag just for this story! Yay!

Okay, focus... focus... here we go.

Hello there, intrepid shopper! Are you a lover of footwear-inspired dolls and the opinions of the ancient Indians on the most complicated ways of horizontally hugging other individuals? Are you disappointed that a society willing to combine bacon and mayonnaise doesn't spare a second look in your direction, save for the occasional police patrol down your street?

Well, look no longer! Introducing Sock Monkey Kama Sutra!

That's right, now you can add this lovely photographic guide to tantric sex involving puppets to your cozy home. Put it on the coffee table for an interesting conversation piece! Keep it in the guest bathroom! Pull it out on rainy nights for family reading time!

"I love making families!"








This 96 page wonderguide will lead you through the mysterious and exciting world of tantric sex, using dolls which are WAY more flexible than you are to demonstrate each position! True, this book has only a 12% chance of not killing the mood when you whip it out during your most intimate moments, but that's significantly better than your chances of finding someone willing to try these positions in the first place!

From Vatsyayana Banana, the totally-legitimately-named author:

It's time to bump fuzzies!

You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well, these sock monkeys have seen the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse gives new meaning to monkey business as the crafted creatures try out dozens of real Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning Top, these socks are ready to knock boots!

So far, there are no reviews on Amazon. Are you brave enough to be the first?

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Nathan Scalia earned a BA degree in psychology and considered medical school long enough to realize that he missed reading real books. He then went on to earn a Master's in Library Science and is currently working in a school library. He has written several new articles and columns for LitReactor, served for a time as the site's Community Manager, and can be found in the Writer's Workshop with some frequency.

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SammyB from Las Vegas is reading currently too many to list July 18, 2013 - 11:42pm

This made me laugh :) How ridiculous.