New Yorker Rejects Its Own Previously Published Short Story

New Yorker Rejects Short Story They Already Published

We’ve all wondered how the ‘slush’ pile works, as it’s an arcane device that occasionally throws up a gem — just not very often, statistically. One day, writer David Cameron decided to test the slush piles of some of the publications he’d submitted stories to in the past, in a quasi-scientific way, just to see what happened.

The test was to take a published short story from the New Yorker, change the author name and submit it for publication. He started with small publications and worked his way up to the majors, and the result was universally the same: it was rejected, clinically and generically, by all of them.

But it wasn't just the lower-tier non-A+ list who rejected this poor devil… I’ll break my silence to single out just one journal that declined this New Yorker short story: the New Yorker. Yes, in an act of inadvertent self-mortification, the New Yorker rejected itself.

He tried it again, with a short story by a young, up-and-coming author, also from the New Yorker, and got exactly the same result. I love his commentary on the slush pile, particularly why it’s not called the “jewel in the rough pile” and should be called the “gotta snake my drain” pile!

I guess it says a lot about the submission process in the first place — is there any point, if they won’t even look at, much less accept, an already published story? Feel free to share your rejection here, as a rejection shared is a rejection halved…

Dean Fetzer

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Dean Fetzer is originally from a small town in eastern Colorado, but has lived in London, England, for the past 21 years. After a career in graphic design, he started a pub review website in the late 90’s; He left that in 2011 to concentrate on his thriller writing, as well as offering publishing services for authors, poets and artists. When not writing - or in the pub - he can be found in the theatre, live music venues and travelling.

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greengeekgirl March 20, 2013 - 11:19am

This doesn't really prove much, though... I mean, getting a piece published doesn't have everything to do with merit or quality. Timing is a huge consideration, and competition--maybe that piece, while good enough to have been published previously, was in competition with better pieces this time around. Or maybe they just weren't looking for a story like that. It's possible some of the readers even recognized the story and thought it was plagiarized and sent the form rejection.

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Pezcore1123 from Webster, NY is reading your profile March 20, 2013 - 11:31am

It's also possible they didn't even look at it.

Deets999's picture
Deets999 from Connecticut is reading Adjustment Day March 20, 2013 - 1:37pm

Or the truth is simply the majority of fiction does not get published unless you forge some sort of inside track.

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Frank Chapel from California is reading Thomas Ligotti's works March 20, 2013 - 2:33pm

I wouldve submitted a twilight meets fifty---wait...thats gold.

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Ramshackle July 28, 2014 - 6:15pm

Hi - I know I am late to the game with this comment, but I just recently became interested in The New Yorker and found this site. Anyway...

My two cents is that fiction editors come and go, hence the disparity in what is or is not accepted. Also, tastes and perspectives and interests change, both globally and personally. I don't imagine most of Woody Allen's shorts from Without Feathers would go over well as "new" stuff today.

It really is a matter of timing, zeitgeist, luck and, of course, talent.

All the best!