New Bible Complete With Emojis
And then, fast-forward a little, and God created man who created emojis, and that potent combination resulted in Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millennials.
Spawned from a Twitter account by an author known only as 
, The King James Bible has been translated into a 3,300 page epic that includes smileys, thumbs-up symbols, and phrases that look more like rebus puzzles than scripture.
You can get it on the iBooks store for $3 bucks, or you can follow Smiley Glasses Bible Guy on Twitter for regular passages expressed via the dark art of emoji.
How extensively the Kim Kardashian emojis are used in the text is not specified at this point.
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