Amazon Plans On Shipping You Books Before You Even Order Them

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Amazon Plans On Shipping You Books Before You Even Order Them

In keeping with a recent trend of innovations, some exciting (a Sunday shipping plan that could save the Post Office), some sort of creepy (automated drones dropping packages on your doorstep), Amazon.com has recently filed a patent for what it calls "anticipatory shipping". In essence, the 27-page document outlines a system where the online giant will pre-pack or even ship items before orders are placed based on a customer's browsing and purchase history.

The details are a little murky, written in typical patent vague-speak, but the system will essentially work like this: Amazon sees that for the past two weeks you've been looking at books by, say, Elmore Leonard. You've read reviews for the books, looked at samples, and it's clear you're mulling over a decision to buy them. So, Amazon will take some of Leonard's books, put them in a box, and wait for the almost inevitability of you buying them. If the books aren't available from a close shipping center, they may even ship some of the books closer to you so that when you do order them, and you will, you'll get them quickly.

With this plan and with all the other features Amazon has and will roll out, it's clear that they are making a push to make themselves as accessible and convenient as a brick and mortar store. In related news, Wal-Mart has yet to announce their anticipated plans for a shipping system where meth addicts on lawnmowers will deliver beef jerky and Mountain Dew right to your home.

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jyh's picture
jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like January 21, 2014 - 9:06am

In further related news, Lenscrafters are planning to prepackage replacement frames and lenses in anticipation of customers getting socked by meth-heads doing the Dew.

;-)

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Joshua Chaplinsky from New York is reading Stories of YOUR Life January 21, 2014 - 12:08pm

This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Really, what's the point? Even if it works, are they going to make that much more money? Crazy, I tells ya!

Sanbai's picture
Sanbai from the Midwest is reading The War of Art January 21, 2014 - 8:44pm

In further further related news, your local PD will now be profiling your future crimes based on the number of things you might be buying...