Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 11, 2012 - 8:10pm
You know you wanna chug all your booze and fall asleep.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanApril 11, 2012 - 8:11pm
Making a sci-fi version of the Odyssey is one of the hardest things I've done. Thanks Matt.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 12, 2012 - 3:15am
I do what I can...speaking of which have you heard from your partner?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 12, 2012 - 3:20am
Partner is an androgynous term.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanApril 12, 2012 - 3:21am
Partner? Text me.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 12, 2012 - 3:34am
Its early....your um....the person you're battling against.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 12, 2012 - 4:52am
Matt had wishful thinking about Panda's orientation and relationship status all at once.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 12, 2012 - 5:41am
Somebody challenge somebody already, I've had a prompt ready for two fucking days.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 12, 2012 - 6:19am
@ad he is a sexy beast I can't lie.
@kitts....yeah no...if you've been holding a prompt for that long it's got to stink out loud...wont be me good sir
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 12, 2012 - 6:22am
Whoever the victim is, they will either love it or hate it.
I think it will be cool though.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.April 12, 2012 - 6:33am
I got a prompt for you Laurance, write erotica about the elderly. Go!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 12, 2012 - 6:40am
I'm terrified of prompts since the last one I got.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 12, 2012 - 6:41am
He was old, his phallus saggy. Her dentures out. He drove himself in, but she wasn't moist, unwanting.
And with the painful look on her face, her metapause began showing.
If they got dressed they could still catch Murder, She Wrote.
And bake cookies for the dogs.
The End.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 12, 2012 - 6:42am
Jessica, you would probably like mine.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 12, 2012 - 6:44am
I am tempted, but I just don't have the time for it right now. I'll be lucky if I get the one due today finished in time.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryApril 12, 2012 - 7:00am
Okay, so two guys wanted me to post their anonymous Beyond Thunderdome poll. That poll is now posted. It is, at this moment, 100% anonymous and set to private access. If you guys (whoever you are) want either of those things changed, let me know.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 12, 2012 - 12:23pm
Sweet, I'll have to take a look and give this a try myself someday...."Balls of steel" was a nice touch.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 12, 2012 - 6:29pm
I'm working on my final as I type this. Last minute stuff. Sorry for the haste. But you know, it'll still be brilliant.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 12, 2012 - 6:56pm
Okay - submitted!
I didn't see Rachel's in there, so if all else fails I can make a poll inthe morning, or someone else who stays up past 9pm can.
Thanks for a great battle Rach! May the best lady win!
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 12, 2012 - 7:44pm
Good job, looking forward to these.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:23am
And FYI, Matthew...I did do it at the last minute but it's probably still brilliant."
LOL
The poll looks fine. Look forward to reading them ladies!
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanApril 13, 2012 - 1:14am
"That pole looks fine."
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:24am
@Panda Yeah, when I wrote it, I thought: "should I?" then I was too lazy to change it. It is 4am.....I am lucky to be writing coherently....going to the gym.
There, changed it word nazi! LOL
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanApril 13, 2012 - 1:25am
It's funny.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:26am
Yeah, yeah it is.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 13, 2012 - 4:48am
"boys are dumb."
They really are. Bless their hearts.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryApril 13, 2012 - 5:16am
I just checked out your pole, Rachel. It's got nothing on Panda's.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 13, 2012 - 5:31am
Shit, have you checked mine and Chester's? It's going to be a long week.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 13, 2012 - 5:31am
Double post.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryApril 13, 2012 - 5:55am
@Laurance: I'll check out your pole any time you want, but I'm forwarding the photos on to the alien.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8April 13, 2012 - 6:05am
Well at least I know he has the decency to keep them and not put them on isanyoneup.com.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 7:45am
Poles....that god damn Matt, I swear...
Bill Tucker
from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition)April 13, 2012 - 7:50am
All righty. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm going to have to nix my original plan to defeat Grigori and do a traditional Battledome submission. This means I'm re-working Part 1 of my self referential detective tale based off the feedback from the Workshop and submitting that as my final. I'm still going to write Part 2, as there are at least two people out there who want to see how it ends, but Part 1 will be my official cannon blast against the literary tank that is Grigori. I pray it's enough to give me at least a fighting chance.
Sorry for the change. Life, work and the rest of it conspired against me. That and playoff hockey. Will be submitted sometime this evening!
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.April 13, 2012 - 8:03am
I've smoked a few poles in my day but the few of them were uncut.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 13, 2012 - 9:04am
Courtney
from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooksApril 13, 2012 - 12:15pm
Did Grigori die? I haven't seen anything from him since his last post here. Anyway, my final for our battle is uploaded.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 13, 2012 - 12:49pm
He's all over. Just not this thread I guess.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 12:53pm
@Dave, since you're official now..
HRM....
I CHALLENGE THEE DAVE (AKA SMIRKY MCSMIRK)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 13, 2012 - 1:17pm
Dave accepts said challenge.
Dave would also like it noted, for the record, that I've posted in this thread many times.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 13, 2012 - 1:18pm
Prompt!
Create a story in which the main character is lying about what actually happened.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 13, 2012 - 1:18pm
Dave finds this prompt...
Acceptable!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:19pm
I haven't seen you get challenged. Alright, call down some thunder son, it's on!
Did you want to do the anonymous thing, or just thunderdome classic?
Prompt us!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:20pm
Wow, that is a hell of a prompt....not bad at all
So classic, or the other?
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 13, 2012 - 1:20pm
Doesnt matter to me, I'm here to write.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:21pm
Alright, I don't have an issue going classic.
7 days rough, 7 days final and poll. See ya in a week brah
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 13, 2012 - 1:22pm
Se7en days
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:23pm
Ha! I see what ya did there.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 13, 2012 - 1:24pm
I couldn't resist. I never get to type the word "seven"
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerApril 13, 2012 - 1:27pm
Well it is the completion number in numerology...so, I thought...let it riiiddddeeeee
I think my contribution for this challenge will be the theme song. Enjoy.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanApril 13, 2012 - 1:31pm
Government army versus a group of guerrilla fighters.
You know you wanna chug all your booze and fall asleep.
Making a sci-fi version of the Odyssey is one of the hardest things I've done. Thanks Matt.
I do what I can...speaking of which have you heard from your partner?
Partner is an androgynous term.
Partner? Text me.
Its early....your um....the person you're battling against.
Matt had wishful thinking about Panda's orientation and relationship status all at once.
Somebody challenge somebody already, I've had a prompt ready for two fucking days.
@ad he is a sexy beast I can't lie.
@kitts....yeah no...if you've been holding a prompt for that long it's got to stink out loud...wont be me good sir
Whoever the victim is, they will either love it or hate it.
I think it will be cool though.
I got a prompt for you Laurance, write erotica about the elderly. Go!
I'm terrified of prompts since the last one I got.
He was old, his phallus saggy. Her dentures out. He drove himself in, but she wasn't moist, unwanting.
And with the painful look on her face, her metapause began showing.
If they got dressed they could still catch Murder, She Wrote.
And bake cookies for the dogs.
The End.
Jessica, you would probably like mine.
I am tempted, but I just don't have the time for it right now. I'll be lucky if I get the one due today finished in time.
Okay, so two guys wanted me to post their anonymous Beyond Thunderdome poll. That poll is now posted. It is, at this moment, 100% anonymous and set to private access. If you guys (whoever you are) want either of those things changed, let me know.
Sweet, I'll have to take a look and give this a try myself someday...."Balls of steel" was a nice touch.
I'm working on my final as I type this. Last minute stuff. Sorry for the haste. But you know, it'll still be brilliant.
Okay - submitted!
I didn't see Rachel's in there, so if all else fails I can make a poll inthe morning, or someone else who stays up past 9pm can.
Thanks for a great battle Rach! May the best lady win!
Good job, looking forward to these.
LOL
The poll looks fine. Look forward to reading them ladies!
"That pole looks fine."
@Panda Yeah, when I wrote it, I thought: "should I?" then I was too lazy to change it. It is 4am.....I am lucky to be writing coherently....going to the gym.
There, changed it word nazi! LOL
It's funny.
Yeah, yeah it is.
"boys are dumb."
They really are. Bless their hearts.
I just checked out your pole, Rachel. It's got nothing on Panda's.
Shit, have you checked mine and Chester's? It's going to be a long week.
Double post.
@Laurance: I'll check out your pole any time you want, but I'm forwarding the photos on to the alien.
Well at least I know he has the decency to keep them and not put them on isanyoneup.com.
Poles....that god damn Matt, I swear...
All righty. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm going to have to nix my original plan to defeat Grigori and do a traditional Battledome submission. This means I'm re-working Part 1 of my self referential detective tale based off the feedback from the Workshop and submitting that as my final. I'm still going to write Part 2, as there are at least two people out there who want to see how it ends, but Part 1 will be my official cannon blast against the literary tank that is Grigori. I pray it's enough to give me at least a fighting chance.
Sorry for the change. Life, work and the rest of it conspired against me. That and playoff hockey. Will be submitted sometime this evening!
I've smoked a few poles in my day but the few of them were uncut.
Did Grigori die? I haven't seen anything from him since his last post here. Anyway, my final for our battle is uploaded.
He's all over. Just not this thread I guess.
@Dave, since you're official now..
HRM....
I CHALLENGE THEE DAVE (AKA SMIRKY MCSMIRK)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave accepts said challenge.
Dave would also like it noted, for the record, that I've posted in this thread many times.
Prompt!
Create a story in which the main character is lying about what actually happened.
Dave finds this prompt...
Acceptable!
I haven't seen you get challenged. Alright, call down some thunder son, it's on!
Did you want to do the anonymous thing, or just thunderdome classic?
Prompt us!
Wow, that is a hell of a prompt....not bad at all
So classic, or the other?
Doesnt matter to me, I'm here to write.
Alright, I don't have an issue going classic.
7 days rough, 7 days final and poll. See ya in a week brah
Se7en days
Ha! I see what ya did there.
I couldn't resist. I never get to type the word "seven"
Well it is the completion number in numerology...so, I thought...let it riiiddddeeeee
I think my contribution for this challenge will be the theme song. Enjoy.
Government army versus a group of guerrilla fighters.