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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson December 13, 2011 - 7:02am

Simple rules, I'll write a line and you all write a line to follow it and each subsequent post. Try not to go over one or two sentences per post, if it's good or funny I'll make an exception and not find your facebook to spam it with Bieber videos. Whatever you want to write as long as it continues on from the last post.
First line:
"He stood there sweaty, the dildo in his hand vibrating so hard his hand ached. He had a decision to make and quick, club his wife into submission or shove it up his tight ass to save their marriage."
Have fun! :)

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mutterhals from Pittsburgh December 13, 2011 - 7:09am

"Being a devoted husband, the decision was easy. He jammed that thing up his ass so fast it looked like a magic trick. His wife took her attention away from the Doberman she was servicing to give him thumbs up."

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. December 13, 2011 - 7:20am

Wow, a real honest to goodness literary thread. 

"It was then that there was a knock at the door, it was their daughter visiting for the holidays.  They scrambled to put on their clothes and hide the dildo but he was unable to lodge it from his ass and had to answer the door with it inside of him."

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson December 13, 2011 - 7:23am

Should we make this a one post a day kinda deal or a free for all?

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. December 13, 2011 - 7:41am

Free for all.

"Hi, daddy, oh...why are trembling?" She says.

The husband feels the dildo stimulating his g-spot and the blood rushes to his pecker when he says "Hi hon, I'm just so excited to see you, I just got out of the shower."

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson December 13, 2011 - 8:21am

She could hear the giant fake penis buzzing away in his butt and he knew it. Answering her question," it's a vibrator, back massager vibrator! Relieves muscle tension!" he blunders out before slamming the door in her face. "dad, you ok? The people are here for the wine tasting. Do I need to tell them to go home?"

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mutterhals from Pittsburgh December 13, 2011 - 8:38am

"He's got that thing up his ass again," Norman cried from the car, checking his cell phone. Beth gave him a withering look.

"My daddy does not put things up his ass."

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NotMarilyn from Twin Cities, MN is reading Mistress of Rome by Kate Quinn December 13, 2011 - 8:44am

So she thinks...

Norman stared vacantly out the car window. Good times.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. December 13, 2011 - 8:52am

As if the day could not get any weirder, his son also drove up to announce his engagement to his girlfriend and drove up with her and her family.

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. December 13, 2011 - 9:20am

His legs bowed, he waddled through his living room, trying to catch the hot, steamy load shooting from his meat stick. He glazed the half eaten ice cream cake left out on the counter, the linoleum floors, the cherry cabinets and marble counter tops. 

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson December 13, 2011 - 9:33am

He even managed a squirt or two into the airing Chardonnay. The people who would be partaking knew the difference between horny sperm and forced sperm, experts. He was sure they'd be pleased by his sticky excretions.
"Betsy! Hurry up and get some cunt juice in the caviar so it wont be warm when they eat it!"

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spence from planet is reading Books December 13, 2011 - 10:25am

"Don't worry, honey! It's 'marinating' as we speak!"