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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 5, 2012 - 1:50pm

It's not painting.  Just remarking on empirical data.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated July 5, 2012 - 1:57pm

Wait, what I post is empirical data? Awesome! All my business ventures are doing well! You should invest!

I'm not a 100% sure how you got afraid out of a desire to live a nice quiet life. Besides, don't you try to avoid situations that might get you stabbed? Am I out there alone on this one?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 5, 2012 - 2:12pm

I think you might be.  I know that Averydoll went out last night to a bad part of town in the hopes that someone would stab her.  Gives her a zest for life and improves her bobbing/weaving skills.  She'll teach those to her son so he can be better at dodgeball.

And that's just one example. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters July 5, 2012 - 2:14pm

Fact.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated July 5, 2012 - 2:18pm

If you want to convince me anything is a good idea, she might not be the best example. Unless we are trying to rob her of all peace, then rock on.

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch July 5, 2012 - 2:41pm

I can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 5, 2012 - 2:49pm

I can cut the sexual tension with a lima bean.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 5, 2012 - 2:52pm

I can cut the sexual tension with a lima bean.

That's a bit demeaning.  My sexual tension isn't quite soft enough to cut with a lima bean.  And I don't really, like, want it cut...

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch July 5, 2012 - 3:24pm

No wonder the TSA doesn't allow lima beans inside airplanes anymore. And here I thought it was just because they taste horrible.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 5, 2012 - 3:28pm

Oh, I thought we were playin The Minister's Cat, except with a different sentence.

(edit: the varient one where you go through the alphabet)

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 5, 2012 - 5:46pm

That sounds more fun:

I can cut the sexual tension with a minister's cat.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 5, 2012 - 5:52pm

If there are cats involved, I'm definitely in.

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Stacy Kear from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War July 5, 2012 - 6:02pm

Victorian parlour game, you lost a bit of your manhood with that reference. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 5, 2012 - 6:06pm

I'll get it back once I find that bowl of lima beans.

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Stacy Kear from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War July 5, 2012 - 6:28pm

Ugh that just made me think of a lima bean penis, not cool Utah not cool

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 5, 2012 - 7:19pm

I'm married.  You need to stop imagining my lima beans.

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Stacy Kear from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War July 5, 2012 - 7:27pm

I do what I want.