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Why did a weight-loss surgeon randomly follow me on Twitter? Is he calling me fat?
That dick.
It's probably a robot.
I had a girl message me on gmail this morning. At least, I think it was a girl:
9:59 AM
melanieflurt08: hi ;)
me: Who are you?
melanieflurt08: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
me: Nope. I think you have the wrong e-mail.
10:00 AM
melanieflurt08: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
me: I'm fine. But since I don't know you, I'm leaving.
melanieflurt08: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun? ;)
me: No thanks. have a good day.
10:01 AM
melanieflurt08: no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..:)
me: That's sweet of you.
But no thank you.
melanieflurt08: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)
10:02 AM
me: Nope. I appreciate the offer. But I'll just go now.
melanieflurt08: (website chat link) click the gold "Join Free" button at the top of my profile.....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
me: Not a chance. But, again, I do appreciate the offer. Take care. Good luck getting off.
10:03 AM
melanieflurt08: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: Good bye
melanieflurt08: Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto (website chat link) just accept my cam invite.. Its Fast and easy.. we'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care
(edit - took out the links, just in case it's some scam site. Don't want to accidently spread a virus)
Hahahaha
I think yours was substantially better than mine.
But how in the world did you ever resist her invitation? Clearly you are a man of tremendous moral fortitude.
Howie, meet the internet. Internet, howie.
For many years I worked in the 'adult internet' industry, and we had whole teams dedicated to making bots that act like people.
Now howie, stop using your email to sign up for pr0n sites!
but I love porn sites. I don't want to stop. And why in the name of fuck have I not read stories about your porn career? Come on man, I need to read it.
I got this from my dad today: You still disappoint me. Love, Dad.
And he's been dead for 12 years.
"That's sweet of you"
I wish more men would respond this way when I ask if they want to see me naked.
I don't see you as the type to ask.
howie, i do have a fair amount of unfinished shorts about all the fun and interesting scummy activities I took part in saw in the industry. I'll workshop one if i ever finish any.
I wish more men would respond this way when I ask if they want to see me naked.
They probably just prematurely ejaculate at the offer, huh?
I wish more men would respond this way when I ask if they want to see me naked.
Forgive me, but this sort of begs the question... how do they usually respond?
"No thanks. have a good day. "
I like clothing.
There is something to be said about covering up and THEN taking it off. There is no challenge with the above. Well, that and it's spam
Do you really want a challenge? In general, not just with that.
"I like clothing."
I get that a lot too.
Yes. A challenge
That woman sure has some gangly arms. My elbows surely don't reach my pelvic region when I'm standing.
I feel like the 'I'm Easy' kit is redundant. By the time you expose your vajazzledvajayjay, I think the mystery of if you're going to put out is solved.
Yeah. If I saw that, I'd leave. That, or if she showed brand loyalty with condoms.
So when you said clothes...that wasn't what you meant?
No dice. Maybe a tube top that says "Classy Lassy" would suffice. Seriously though, a woman that acts and dresses like a lady is very attractive. So is a challenge.
What kinda small town porn kingdom do you live in?
That would be all kinds of awesome if your town's stores only sold euphemistic products.
Something tells me that Avery is not finding these pictures on the internet, but is taking them herself while she shops.
Nah - I wish. That would be a great shopping day.
Random internet pictures. Sorry.
They say that Merritt, B.C. is one of the top cities for porn recruiting, although I don't know if there's any truth to that.
I'm not really into easy women (disease if nothing else), but I have no desire for a challenge. I could happily live the rest of my life on easy win after easy win. I really don't get the desire for something difficult.
I'm not really into easy women (disease if nothing else), but I have no desire for a challenge. I could happily live the rest of my life on easy win after easy win. I really don't get the desire for something difficult."
That's because you don't understand the method behind the madness (I'm not saying I'm an expert). Don't get me wrong, chasing for too long is boring as shit, but so is winning too easy. She has to chase you as much as you chase her. When you work for something, you value it more.
What are girls?
I've had enough challenges to last me for life. Regarding women, work, writing, whatever. I'm good thanks.
And to think, the hardest challenges still lie ahead.
I'm with Dwayne. That isn't to say that there aren't worthwhile things waiting at the end of many challenges, but if I was to win the lottery or inherit an obscene amount of money, I'd be happy to just work on the one challenge of getting work published for the rest of my life. And we'd all enjoy foie gras and aged whiskey at my booksignings, which would take place in hottubs and be clothes-optional.
@Jeff - Unlikely.
You guys are sad and lazy. If you want a quality lady, she's going to make you work a little to be with her. Not to say constant 'hard to get' isn't annoying and boring, but c'mon on.
I don't disagree with you, Matt, life has just absolutely exhausted me. There aren't many challenges I feel like I can willingly undertake without getting completely overwhelmed.
Also, the last time I really challenged myself with a woman, it was the most satisfying thing in my life ever until we ripped each other's bitter little hearts out. That kind of love is for better men than I. I don't think I've got the will for it anymore.
What would be an unquality woman?
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Then I'll take 2.
What would be an unquality woman?"
I'll take 2."
Stop posting pictures of my family. That's just damn rude. Sis does have some nice knockers, though.
Bwhahahahahahaha
@Mike- you'll get there. Everyone gets burned and that's always the risk you take, but it sound like you haven't totally given up
My "dream woman" posted this up on Craigslist. Lol.
My Intent is Love
Date: 2012-06-11, 2:31PM
My Intent is Love;)With that out front, you'll realize, a quickie isn't my speed, albeit tempting, should we be immediately attracted to one another.
No, darlin, I find quickies to be for hookups, and that is not what I'm going to call you, when I am finished with you;)
No, rather, I'll be wanting to get to know you and what you are actually about. I'll probably avoid an alcohol infused meeting with you, for our introduction.
I'll not be trying to get in your pants, the first time we meet, for this purpose, either, even if you beg me;)
I won't be looking for you to forward me pictures of you posing in your bra, in front of your mirror, with your Iphone, in hand, until the time is right. I can distinguish whether or not you are sexy. Show me your confidence in your attractiveness, instead.
If you play your cards right, I might start getting all kinds of curious about you, wondering about your day to day activities, what you are eating for breakfast, and sending you texts telling you, you've most certainly grabbed my attention. You will know with me, where you stand, and if I become ridiculously into you.
Getting my love will be a careful gift, not casually given, but I assure you, if you come to me as authentic and as true to yourself as you can, you'll have a great shot with me;)
Why did a weight-loss surgeon randomly follow me on Twitter? Is he calling me fat?
Twitter got too much for me, and so I deleted my account. I kept on having some random people follow me like some Japanese dude. Good thing I took four years of Japanese in high school.
It's great to have followers. Makes me feel loved. Although thrilled, not worth it sometimes.
