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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 29, 2012 - 10:29am

I'm bored today. I just went outside to smoke. It felt like an oven or some other cliché simile. 

 

What's the weather like where you are!? Take a picture if you like.

 

Celsius will not be accepted. Perhaps Kelvin. 

 

This is what it's like here. 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 29, 2012 - 10:44am

I hate talking about the weather.  

It's hot!!! 

Great observation, loser.

That said....it is very hot today.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 29, 2012 - 10:46am

Oh the irony. 

 

I hate talking about the weather. 

 

It's hot!!!

Great observation, loser.

That said....it is very hot today."

 

BWHAHAHAHA

 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 29, 2012 - 11:23am

The thermometer by the window (in the shade) reads 102.  Dry.  No rain for over a week.  Grass feels like uncooked pasta.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 29, 2012 - 1:08pm

It's 73 degrees in Bar Harbor, Maine, right now.  That's where I went on my honeymoon, and it's where I want to move to.

I do not live in Bar Harbor.  I live in Texas.  It is fucking hot in Texas. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 29, 2012 - 1:57pm

I just went for a drive in this Hades.

The engine was already up to temp.

The cigarette lighter wouldn't stay pushed in.

Thanks to the steering wheel, my fingerprints won't be back for a few months.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 29, 2012 - 2:01pm

On my lunch break I got in the car, got my sunglasses out of the cup holder, and melted my fucking face off!!!

Good thing I have a great personality. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 29, 2012 - 2:05pm

How long can a person maintain a "great personality" when she looks like the Wicked Witch mid-melt?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 29, 2012 - 2:08pm

Forever? 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 29, 2012 - 2:11pm

I'll need proof.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 29, 2012 - 2:52pm

I hate Maine. I lived there. The state was beautiful. The people were douche bag yankees. 

 

"Good thing I have a great personality."

 

You're fucked and I don't mean actually. 

 

I got in my car after work. The fancy pants temperature gauge said it was 122 degrees. 

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 29, 2012 - 3:36pm

I hate Maine. I lived there. The state was beautiful. The people were douche bag yankees.

I love Maine, but I agree, people there suck.

 

In Portland, OREGON...

75°F
Chance of Rain
Wind: N at 5 mph  
Humidity: 46%

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 29, 2012 - 3:44pm

Chance of Rain"

Isn't that always the case in the Pacific Northwest? LOL

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that June 29, 2012 - 3:51pm

Denver

95 degrees

Partly cloudy

With a chance for an oldManhattan (Manhattan made with a prune instead of a cherry ... because I don't have any cherries, godammit, back off!)

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FoxyLenz from Shangri -L.I is reading Mists of Avalon June 29, 2012 - 4:04pm

It's hot on LI, but the air conditioning is nice...haven't left my room all day, four day weekend :)

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 29, 2012 - 4:20pm

"You're fucked and I don't mean actually. "

Damn, bitch!  That was harsh!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 29, 2012 - 4:22pm

HAHAHAHAHA 

 

I'm kidding and you know it. You'll be fine, even with a melting face. You just might have to be......less acerbic. You are more than a pretty face though, as much as I hate to admit it publically. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 29, 2012 - 4:24pm

And stop calling me bitch, bitch! 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. June 29, 2012 - 5:53pm

Matt and Avery sittin' in a tree.

K.I.L.L.I.N.G.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 30, 2012 - 2:18am

LOL @ B. Howie. 

 

 

@AD

 

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 30, 2012 - 2:40am

Chance of a storm brewing. Hope flights will be nice across the country.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 30, 2012 - 4:29am

Ha! Why are you envious? 

 

Also it stormed here last night. It was a good one. I love thunderstorms. 

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 30, 2012 - 7:43am

Ha! Why are you envious?

You have like good timing. Every time I want to edit my postings...you catch the original...I think I'm going to let this thread die out. BUT this thread has made me a more fearless writer...which I may not want to admit later on when I become a famous rock star.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 30, 2012 - 7:52am

You have like good timing. Every time I want to edit my postings...you catch the original...I think I'm going to let this thread die out. BUT this thread has made me a more fearless writer...which I may not want to admit later on when I become a famous rock star

 

I'm confused now. 

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 30, 2012 - 10:45am

I'm confused now.

You should be. I got two threads mixed together. My apologies.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 3, 2012 - 10:54am

BUT this thread has made me a more fearless writer.

It's because now she knows there are places in the world where it gets hot enough that the people who live in those places go, "Fuck!  It's hot!  I hate it!"

Head authority.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner July 3, 2012 - 11:09am

Brilliant. 

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that July 3, 2012 - 11:21am

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias July 3, 2012 - 1:22pm

High of 100 here in Fort Worth. Supposed to be that for the rest of the week. It says 32% humidity but that's an effing lie. Plus my landlady's dryer is on the fritz and spitting heat into the place, which makes it even more ridiculous. My dog stopped and fell over on the grass under any tree she found along our walk today. Miserable. I really hate this place.

I do like the summer storms, though. In San Francisco it never rains, ever. There's fog and the weather is always great, but it never rains, and I love the rain. I suppose I'd have to keep heading north.