Hi. My name is Sandra. I wasn't really sure I wanted to do this. Create a thread and all but I decided to. I am 26 years old. I am from the South. I write sort of a blend of speculative fiction and erotica but not like cheesy erotica. More like girls fucking dragons and stuff. It's hard to explain. I hate when people want to put you in a box as a writer because I can write all sorts of different stuff even like "literary things". Whatever that really means. I enjoy all types of music and I have a boyfriend named Trevor and a dog named Brandon. Yes, they both have human names. I can't afford the workshop yet but maybe I can join later. Just wanted to say hi and say that you seem like an interesting gathering of people.
Girls fucking dragons? Now I have to read your work!
Welcome Sandra, I think you'll fit right in.
So name your top 3 favorite authors.
is fictive, fantastical bestiality any less illegal than the other kind?
Welcome aboard. I'm always up for some dragon-porn.
Well, it was an old story I wrote about this girl who has sex with this half man half dragon and then she gives birth to a baby dragon, now it seems lame lol
@jacks--I like some of Stephen King's stuff. I like Ray Bradbury and I like Twilight. Please don't judge me.
Hey, if you write about dragon-fucking, more power to you. Let's get down to the real story - a dog named Brandon. I've always told people how hilarious it would be to have a cat named Cathy, or a dog named Jason ,or something. Brandon is the proverbial proof in the metaphorical pudding. Welcome!
If you like Twilight, I will judge you. A lot. King and Bradbury are good, though.
I even won't judge you for liking Twilight.
Even sadder is that my dog is named after Brandon Walsh from the old 90210. I always said if I had a male cat I would name him Dylan. Apparently I am obsessed with primetime 90's soaps.
I loved Twilight. We can be the best of friends if you do.
I had two dogs in my life, one was named Santiago, and the other, Carl.
Strangely enough, Carl got much more attention from the ladies. Must be the whole blue-collar aspect of his name, so rugged, so manly.
Glad you're here, Sandra. Hope your Twi-love doesn't get you arrested. We all have our guilty pleasures, though. Mike's guilty pleasure is old women in schoolgirl uniforms, so to each their own. I'm kidding Mike, please don't hunt me like a dog, or a schoolgirl.
I don't hunt as judgment for an infraction. I hunt for the thrill.
I knew there was a reason I liked you, Mike. I mean, beside the constant supply of drugs and Snickers bars.
Nothing quite like snorting crushed nougat, is there?
Hell no! Just gotta make sure a peanut doesn't get stuck up your nose.
I'm pretty sure that dragons have cloacae?
I "came out" recently as a dragon.
I'm going to say this sincerely. I once actually read an erotica short story about a princess getting fucked by a dragon. It was about some offering to the dragon to keep the village safe. Anyways, they had sex in the sky and it was one of the best things I've read.
Also, if you wrote the story I mentioned above I will pay you for more.
I saw Bradley's coming out. It was very brave. I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I support you as a dragon and I will do everything I can to ensure you have equal rights.
Thank you, SparrowStark.
Great, now more dragons will move into the community and bring down our property value.
Not to mention start sleeping with our women.
Have you guys ever noticed how dragons roar like this, and humans roar like this?
Not to be insensitive or nosey, but I must know. Bradley, do you, in fact, have a cloaca?
A cloaca. Like an owl. They make love by touching their buttholes together. Sweet, filthy love. Just like God intended.
The best part is that it's called a cloacal kiss. Oh, so romantic.
Isn't that how everybody makes it?
My mom says I can't play with you guys anymore.