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sandrapierce from Waverly, Tennessee is reading Game of Thrones July 12, 2012 - 11:15pm

Hi.  My name is Sandra.  I wasn't really sure I wanted to do this.  Create a thread and all but I decided to. I am 26 years old. I am from the South. I write sort of a blend of speculative fiction and erotica but not like cheesy erotica. More like girls fucking dragons and stuff. It's hard to explain. I hate when people want to put you in a box as a writer because I can write all sorts of different stuff even like "literary things". Whatever that really means. I enjoy all types of music and I have a boyfriend named Trevor and a dog named Brandon.  Yes, they both have human names. I can't afford the workshop yet but maybe I can join later.  Just wanted to say hi and say that you seem like an interesting gathering of people.

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. July 12, 2012 - 11:19pm

Girls fucking dragons? Now I have to read your work! 

Welcome Sandra, I think you'll fit right in. 

So name your top 3 favorite authors.

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Charles from Portland is reading Mongrels by Stephen Graham Jones July 12, 2012 - 11:20pm

is fictive, fantastical bestiality any less illegal than the other kind?

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Michael J. Riser from El Cerrito, CA (originally), now Fort Worth, TX is reading The San Veneficio Canon - Michael Cisco, The Croning - Laird Barron, By the Time We Leave Here, We'll Be Friends - J. David Osborne July 12, 2012 - 11:20pm

Welcome aboard. I'm always up for some dragon-porn.

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sandrapierce from Waverly, Tennessee is reading Game of Thrones July 12, 2012 - 11:23pm

Well, it was an old story I wrote about this girl who has sex with this half man half dragon and then she gives birth to a baby dragon, now it seems lame lol

 

@jacks--I like some of Stephen King's stuff.  I like Ray Bradbury and I like Twilight.  Please don't judge me.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life July 12, 2012 - 11:59pm

Hey, if you write about dragon-fucking, more power to you. Let's get down to the real story - a dog named Brandon. I've always told people how hilarious it would be to have a cat named Cathy, or a dog named Jason ,or something. Brandon is the proverbial proof in the metaphorical pudding. Welcome!

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Michael J. Riser from El Cerrito, CA (originally), now Fort Worth, TX is reading The San Veneficio Canon - Michael Cisco, The Croning - Laird Barron, By the Time We Leave Here, We'll Be Friends - J. David Osborne July 13, 2012 - 12:00am

If you like Twilight, I will judge you. A lot. King and Bradbury are good, though.

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Fylh from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is reading July 13, 2012 - 12:02am

I even won't judge you for liking Twilight. 

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sandrapierce from Waverly, Tennessee is reading Game of Thrones July 13, 2012 - 5:54am

Even sadder is that my dog is named after Brandon Walsh from the old 90210. I always said if I had a male cat I would name him Dylan. Apparently I am obsessed with primetime 90's soaps.

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underpurplemoon from PDX July 13, 2012 - 9:31am

I loved Twilight. We can be the best of friends if you do.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics July 13, 2012 - 9:40am

I had two dogs in my life, one was named Santiago, and the other, Carl.

Strangely enough, Carl got much more attention from the ladies. Must be the whole blue-collar aspect of his name, so rugged, so manly.

Glad you're here, Sandra. Hope your Twi-love doesn't get you arrested. We all have our guilty pleasures, though. Mike's guilty pleasure is old women in schoolgirl uniforms, so to each their own. I'm kidding Mike, please don't hunt me like a dog, or a schoolgirl.

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Michael J. Riser from El Cerrito, CA (originally), now Fort Worth, TX is reading The San Veneficio Canon - Michael Cisco, The Croning - Laird Barron, By the Time We Leave Here, We'll Be Friends - J. David Osborne July 13, 2012 - 9:42am

I don't hunt as judgment for an infraction. I hunt for the thrill.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics July 13, 2012 - 9:43am

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Mike. I mean, beside the constant supply of drugs and Snickers bars.

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Michael J. Riser from El Cerrito, CA (originally), now Fort Worth, TX is reading The San Veneficio Canon - Michael Cisco, The Croning - Laird Barron, By the Time We Leave Here, We'll Be Friends - J. David Osborne July 13, 2012 - 11:05am

Nothing quite like snorting crushed nougat, is there?

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics July 13, 2012 - 11:07am

Hell no! Just gotta make sure a peanut doesn't get stuck up your nose.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 13, 2012 - 5:10pm

I'm pretty sure that dragons have cloacae?

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Bradley Sands from Boston is reading Greil Marcus's The History of Rock 'N' Roll in Ten Songs July 14, 2012 - 1:33am

I "came out" recently as a dragon.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human July 14, 2012 - 2:16am

I'm going to say this sincerely. I once actually read an erotica short story about a princess getting fucked by a dragon. It was about some offering to the dragon to keep the village safe. Anyways, they had sex in the sky and it was one of the best things I've read.

Also, if you wrote the story I mentioned above I will pay you for more.

 

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig July 14, 2012 - 12:30pm

I saw Bradley's coming out. It was very brave. I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I support you as a dragon and I will do everything I can to ensure you have equal rights.

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Bradley Sands from Boston is reading Greil Marcus's The History of Rock 'N' Roll in Ten Songs July 14, 2012 - 12:32pm

Thank you, SparrowStark.

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Nighty Nite from NJ is reading Grimscribe: His Lives and Works July 14, 2012 - 12:46pm

Great, now more dragons will move into the community and bring down our property value. 

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Michael J. Riser from El Cerrito, CA (originally), now Fort Worth, TX is reading The San Veneficio Canon - Michael Cisco, The Croning - Laird Barron, By the Time We Leave Here, We'll Be Friends - J. David Osborne July 14, 2012 - 12:47pm

Not to mention start sleeping with our women.

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch July 14, 2012 - 12:50pm

Have you guys ever noticed how dragons roar like this, and humans roar like this?

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 14, 2012 - 1:27pm

Not to be insensitive or nosey, but I must know.  Bradley, do you, in fact, have a cloaca?

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Bradley Sands from Boston is reading Greil Marcus's The History of Rock 'N' Roll in Ten Songs July 14, 2012 - 1:29pm

A whata?

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 14, 2012 - 1:38pm

A cloaca.  Like an owl.  They make love by touching their buttholes together. Sweet, filthy love.  Just like God intended. 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. July 14, 2012 - 1:40pm

The best part is that it's called a cloacal kiss.  Oh, so romantic. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry July 14, 2012 - 6:51pm

Isn't that how everybody makes it?

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that July 15, 2012 - 4:55am

My mom says I can't play with you guys anymore.