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Jeff from Florida is reading Another Side of Bob Dylan by Victor Maymudes November 26, 2012 - 12:48pm

Fritz, you don't waste time. Congrats!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 26, 2012 - 1:19pm

I have a little bit of an idea. 

I hope Emma is somewhere too full of pumpkin pie to type...

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Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On November 26, 2012 - 1:30pm

@wonderwoman1100: That costume is the baddest shit ever! I'd still be dripping pride if that were my kid:)

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks November 26, 2012 - 1:32pm

I finally started!! I also have a fairly decent idea!!

I'm excited!!

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. November 26, 2012 - 1:58pm

WonderWoman - that is SO going to be my Zoe in a few years. Althought this year's zombie raccoon may be hard to top. 

Awesomeness on this board today.

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Fritz November 26, 2012 - 2:04pm

Brainstormed friday night - wrote synopsis

wrote saturday night

revised sunday - and sent to two markets

will re-read once more then submit to WAR2

Will probably send it out to a few markets by friday

go go go ! - 

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Fritz November 26, 2012 - 2:22pm

Some sillines was here

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt November 26, 2012 - 2:12pm

Jeezuz Fritz, you're a goddamned machine.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 26, 2012 - 2:13pm

pain is for the pussies 

I didn't find it super inspiring...

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like November 26, 2012 - 2:20pm

Readable meat is in the crock, slow-cooking, about halfway done.

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Fritz November 26, 2012 - 2:21pm

Thats metaphor - ha

would weenies work better?

or wooses?

okay its gone

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 26, 2012 - 2:23pm

Ah, you didn't have to delete it, I was just joking. 

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Fritz November 26, 2012 - 2:27pm

It was kinda cheesy - even for me

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks November 26, 2012 - 2:30pm

I hate when I miss revised comments.

I'm pounding this one out -- 1700 words already. If I'm following this meat analogy correctly, my story is the blood of the steak, and I'm tenderizing the shit out of some meat by pounding it with a spike-tipped hammer.

Right?

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SConley from Texas is reading Coin Locker Babies November 26, 2012 - 2:31pm

Roughly halfway through mine. I'm just happy to be writing so much, it's always fun.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life November 26, 2012 - 2:32pm

Avery, stop guilt-tripping people, you insidious wench.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 26, 2012 - 2:45pm

Maybe people shouldn't be so easily guilted?

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life November 26, 2012 - 3:06pm

I feel terrible over how guilty I feel.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters November 26, 2012 - 3:11pm

I never feel bad about anything.  Ever.

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore November 26, 2012 - 3:21pm

. . . and if you'll notice above, she's "reading" my book, really putting that claim to the test.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies November 26, 2012 - 3:46pm

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

― Betty White

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NikKorpon from Baltimore is reading Book and books and books and November 26, 2012 - 4:10pm

Man, you guys are making me feel lazy. Got my idea mostly mapped out and I think it'll work nicely as the first chapter of a novella I'm looking to sell. Double whammy. Hoping to start it tomorrow night, Wed at the latest, then have two days to edit. Though it's totally possible I'll just be pulling something out of my ass and running with it. 

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NikKorpon from Baltimore is reading Book and books and books and November 26, 2012 - 4:12pm

Too, Richard, if I still smoked pot I would totally want to get high with Betty White. Or Bette Davis, but for completely different reasons. 

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SConley from Texas is reading Coin Locker Babies November 26, 2012 - 4:18pm

I don't like pot. I'd freak the fuck out if i smoked with Betty White.

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore November 26, 2012 - 4:25pm

 "She's got Greta Garbo bong-hit highs
  She's got bloodshot Bette Davis eyes"

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest November 26, 2012 - 4:26pm

Three Lessons I Learned in Round 1:

1. Never write in 3rd person again.

2. Never underestimate an opponent whose work I have never read.

3. Stick with what I'm good at, hasn't let me down yet.

Let the new prompt percolate for a few days and managed 1k words so far today. Hope to have a semi-coherent draft done tonight, then off to the revision races.

If I were 80 years old I would pound Betty White's vagina. Hell, I may pound her vagina anyway. That geriatric chick rocks.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks November 26, 2012 - 4:26pm

I used that Betty White quote in a paper about how, basically, sex education teaches women that our vaginas are made to lay down and take it.

Because I have to ruin everything good in the world.

@Nik After I finished my story, I realized I want it to be much longer and will probably extend it to novella-length at the least. I love it when stories work out so well.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch November 26, 2012 - 4:28pm

Moon, I voted for your story. It was original. And unexpected.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest November 26, 2012 - 4:28pm

 "She's got Greta Garbo bong-hit highs

- I'm related to Greta. Maybe this is why I was a massive pothead for so many years...

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest November 26, 2012 - 4:29pm

Moon, I voted for your story. It was original.

- Thanks, hun! Someone voted it for BAS. I'm curious who that person was. Please reveal yourself.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks November 26, 2012 - 4:31pm

Rian, I don't think I read your story. What was its name? I don't even know if you're Round One or Two.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest November 26, 2012 - 4:34pm

It was Bye, I Love You. I was in the first round.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks November 26, 2012 - 4:45pm

I didn't have internet for that week :( Fuck, if I start winning in the snake pit, I hope I don't go up against you.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest November 26, 2012 - 4:51pm

haha! Like I said above, never writing in third person again. I went against everything I said I'd never do: 

1. Write in 3rd person

2. Write about a writer

3. Deviate too far from my style

I tried a different approach the first round by grabbing a random book off my shelf and re-reading it then fusing my style with the author's style. That book was Travels in the Scriptorium by Paul Auster. Didn't work out as well for me as it did Paul. You live and you learn.

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Cures and Remedies from Canada is reading Transubstantiate - Richard Thomas November 26, 2012 - 4:55pm

@Moon, I wrote in third person for my story in the first round (My Latest Mistake, lost to Endless Summer), but I was surprised by how many people used first and second person.

Sidenote: how fucking awesome was Endless Summer? Props to Mess_Jess for that one.

And was WAR this intense last time? I only became active here like a week before this war began lol

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life November 26, 2012 - 5:02pm

Here at LR we don't end our sentences with a 'lol' instead of a period. This ain't omegle, son.

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Cures and Remedies from Canada is reading Transubstantiate - Richard Thomas November 26, 2012 - 5:05pm

My apologies.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest November 26, 2012 - 5:08pm

What the hell is omegle, father?

@Cures: I wish I could remember your story, as well as Endless Summer. So many stories read that I can't remember all of them lol  Oh wait, I always write in 1st person present. It's my forte, so to speak.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life November 26, 2012 - 5:17pm

I don't know the names of none of them fancy POVtraptions. I stick to good old-fashioned Third Person, and consarn it, that's the way I like it!

spit - ding!

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Stacy Kear from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War November 26, 2012 - 5:19pm

You so funny Jeffrey Barr Grant LOL 

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore November 26, 2012 - 5:29pm

Did you know forte (when used to mean someone's strength) is actually pronounced fort?

Man, fuck popular usage.

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce November 26, 2012 - 5:31pm

@Cures & Remedies - thanks! As discussed, you know I preferred yours. Aw shucks, aren't we cute?

@Gordon - I know that because the equivalent of Advil in Australia is called Panadeine Forte, and they pronounce it correctly on the advertisements. My knowledge has nothing to do with correct education, sadly. 

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life November 26, 2012 - 5:36pm

Gordon, admit it, you heard that on Unhappily Ever After.

ADMIT IT LOL

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like November 26, 2012 - 5:44pm

I thought "forte" was Italian, so it would be correct to say it in two syllables. But that's coming from music terminology (like mezzo-forte,) not the "such-and-such is his forte" usage.

I could just look this up, but won't.

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore November 26, 2012 - 5:44pm

I think I got it from a George Carlin bit (you could say the same of so much in my life. . .). As a geek, I love how language-focused so much of his comedy was. And so thankful I got to see him live (as in "in-person," not "alive"—though that as well) before either of us died.

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts November 26, 2012 - 5:53pm

@wonderwoman1100: That costume is the baddest shit ever! I'd still be dripping pride if that were my kid:)

Very proud! My other daughter dressed as Ahsoka. We also took them to Star Wars Weekend in May, which was incredible. We love our geeklings!


I have an older brother, so I grew up watching George Carlin skits (among other comedians). This one seems appropriate...

 

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz November 26, 2012 - 6:07pm

I think I got it from a George Carlin bit (you could say the same of so much in my life. . .). As a geek, I love how language-focused so much of his comedy was. And so thankful I got to see him live (as in "in-person," not "alive"—though that as well) before either of us died.

Same here, word for word. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like November 26, 2012 - 6:21pm

In the spirit of things, I've changed my avatar to this bird. As you can see, he is carrying a pistol. He is planning to use it. He is trained to flap his left wing in such a way to compensate for the recoil so as to not disrupt his flight pattern beyond a correctable degree.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry November 26, 2012 - 6:27pm

And was WAR this intense last time?

It was intense, but I don't think it was quite this intense.  Twice as many writers this time; just seems to be making everyone up their game even more.

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Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On November 26, 2012 - 6:45pm

George Carlin was god;)