Utah's picture
Moderator
Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 25, 2012 - 5:56am

I think Jonathan and Fritz have happened on the solution.  Bravo.

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 5:57am

Yes.  All prompts at one time, two weeks to judge.  That seems best.

Dave's picture
Dave from a city near you is reading constantly October 25, 2012 - 6:00am

Yes to this line of thinking.

Utah's picture
Moderator
Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 25, 2012 - 6:05am

Sweet.  Problem solved, and with no extra weeks.  You guys are geniuses.  Fritz, remind me to get you something nice.  Then share with Jonathan.

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 6:07am

I didn't even have to think!

Dino Parenti's picture
Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On October 25, 2012 - 6:24am

Nice one, Jon!

bryanhowie's picture
bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. October 25, 2012 - 6:28am

After looking at the list of writers, I'm placing my bet on Averydoll.  If she can do a few more "Perfectly Natural" stories, I think we're all screwed.

 

Utah's picture
Moderator
Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 25, 2012 - 6:36am

If I'm screwed, I want to have a baby I don't want so I can be as cool as that character she wrote.

sean of the dead's picture
sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 25, 2012 - 6:37am

I agree with BryanHowie...in a strictly objective, platonic kind of way, I think Averydoll could easily win the WAR single-handedly, just like Rambo did

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 6:46am

Ah, geez guys. 

Thank you? 

Sound's picture
Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 25, 2012 - 7:05am

I'm placing my bet on Bekanator.

Although it's hard to gauge. Writing a great story is one thing. Writing one on a weeks time is a whole other animal.

OtisTheBulldog's picture
OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz October 25, 2012 - 7:10am

Being unemployed is awesome because by the time I wake up, a problem has already been presented and resolved. 

Keep doing what you're doing Litreactors. I'm going back to bed.

Utah's picture
Moderator
Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 25, 2012 - 7:11am

Writing a great story is one thing. Writing one on a weeks time is a whole other animal.

And, unfortunately for me, The Bekanator does this with apparent ease.

manda lynn's picture
manda lynn from Ohio is reading Of Love and Other Demons (again) October 25, 2012 - 7:29am

okay, to catch up: i'm in group 2 and i don't have a lag week? fuck yeah!!

Matt's picture
Matt from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot Diaz October 25, 2012 - 7:39am

Yes.  All prompts at one time, two weeks to judge.  That seems best.

My life approves of this.

Matt Attack's picture
Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner October 25, 2012 - 7:46am

So I like this option. No waiting. Waiting is dumb. I'll see y'all when the prompts drop! 

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 7:48am

"Waiting is dumb."

Wise words, Matt. 

Matt Attack's picture
Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner October 25, 2012 - 7:51am

Wise words, Matt."

Aww, you DO still care. 

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 8:02am

Really super don't.

But I do just want to post more Office pictures and I likethis one, but can't think of a context where it would ever be appropriate.  So here it is.  Enjoy.

Cures and Remedies's picture
Cures and Remedies from Canada is reading Transubstantiate - Richard Thomas October 25, 2012 - 12:36pm

Probably just a coincidence that I'm going up against @mess_jess... But a heated one. She's from Toronto, the stalking says. Me? Montreal.

As a general rule over here, we don't get along. 

Great way to start the war. Nicely done, ladies and gentleman. Nicely done.

bryanhowie's picture
bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. October 25, 2012 - 12:50pm

Go Maple Leafs.

(just kidding... Go Red Wings)

ReneeAPickup's picture
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig October 25, 2012 - 1:35pm

I like Jonathan's suggestion. The issue with Fritz's suggestion is that we'd be flooding the forum and I am not sure everyone would care so much by week 2 after having to stare at them for 14 days.

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 1:36pm

I have no qualms with flooding the forum, I mean, that's sort of what i do all the time always anyway

Richard's picture
Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies October 25, 2012 - 1:39pm

REBECCA:

Mess_Jess's picture
Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce October 25, 2012 - 1:45pm

@Cures and Remedies - almost... I'm Australian and moved to Toronto in late May, but I live in Fort Lauderdale, Florida now. I haven't updated my profile yet. I'll be following the good weather for the rest of my life.  

I really loved Montreal, by the way. It's a beautiful city and the people are lovely. And the BioDome was amazing, I felt like I was in a sci-fi movie. 

Renfield's picture
Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts October 25, 2012 - 1:46pm

It'd be nice if there were a seperate category for the war stories to keep track of them. That plus the first page is already all goddamn stickies, it's really going to be a pain traversing through the message board. Just sayin.

Utah's picture
Moderator
Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 25, 2012 - 1:48pm

My hope is that some of those stickies are...less sticky...once the action starts.

Averydoll, your thoughts?

Mess_Jess's picture
Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce October 25, 2012 - 1:49pm

YES. What Renfield said. I am way too lazy (or busy, shall we go with busy?) to sift through shit-loads of posts. 

avery of the dead's picture
avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters October 25, 2012 - 1:50pm

The 1 year anniversary stuff should become non-sticky at the beginning of November, if I'm not mistaken.

Fritz's picture
Fritz October 25, 2012 - 2:14pm

Hit up kirk- have him hook up a tab next to 'community' labelled 'WAR 2'. Put only stories there. 

Matt Attack's picture
Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner October 25, 2012 - 2:42pm

What about- hear me out- if the first round is a sort of death match of sorts. As in, one thread, ALL the stories, one giant poll. Those with the top half of scores go in to the champions bracket, those with the lower half scores go on to the dollar menu bracket. 

Or and this is a less shitty version

Assign stories to read for WAR folks. Those in the upper numbers 1-30ish or something read  the stories and...ah fuck it I don't care. I just wanna write. 

Matt Attack's picture
Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner October 25, 2012 - 2:47pm

Nevermind, none of that would work. You'd just have 60 posts with one vote each. Long day and such. 

Sound's picture
Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 25, 2012 - 3:06pm

I agree with Matt. Stupid idea.

 

See you in round two jerkface.

Matt Attack's picture
Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner October 25, 2012 - 3:12pm

Haha you know it douche nozzle. I guess itll just be a lot of posts and then bumping like last time and if folks read them great, if not they can go die and will be first on the wall when I am king.

sean of the dead's picture
sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 25, 2012 - 4:18pm

LAST CALL!

If you need help with your workshop fees for WAR, PM me so I can get you covered.  I need to send the info on to the people upstairs soon so they can do their magic in time for the battle to begin. 

If you have asked, but you didn't get a PM from me just now, also send me one and remind me.

I'm going to send all the info Saturday, so get in touch with me before then!

I'm also going to post this everywhere so you can't miss it...

NikKorpon's picture
NikKorpon from Baltimore is reading Book and books and books and October 25, 2012 - 4:26pm

Shit, I still haven't registered. Does that go in effect immediately or do I need to do it a few days in advance?

Dave's picture
Dave from a city near you is reading constantly October 25, 2012 - 4:31pm

You could probably do it day of.

Liana's picture
Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch October 25, 2012 - 5:36pm

Hector Acosta is hiding behind his mommy! 

Sound's picture
Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 25, 2012 - 5:43pm

Hector is a pretty talented writer. I'm glad I ain't going against him in the first round.

I would've liked to have seen an R Moon vs Hector Acosta..

Jonathan Riley's picture
Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland October 25, 2012 - 5:45pm

@Jess and @Otis. No war avatars yet? What's the deal. Where is that killer instinct I saw in scare us?

Sound's picture
Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 25, 2012 - 5:53pm

Mel is enough war avatar for all.

R.Moon's picture
R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest October 25, 2012 - 5:55pm

I would've liked to have seen an R Moon vs Hector Acosta..

- The two resident Noir writers going against each other. Yeah, that would've been good. Maybe it'll happen. Who knows.

OtisTheBulldog's picture
OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz October 25, 2012 - 6:01pm

My avatar is a picture of me holding a bass guitar which I play music on in a band. Now is when I say some really pretentious shit like Music is the Weapon of the Future. 

Which I'm not sure how that helps me here, but, Music is the Weapon of the Future, man. 

You're all harshing my mellow.

Emma C's picture
Class Facilitator
Emma C from Los Angeles is reading Black Spire by Delilah Dawson October 25, 2012 - 6:02pm

My writing sidekick (and hound of war) has signed on for WAR. Watch out, y'all.

Jonathan Riley's picture
Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland October 25, 2012 - 6:05pm

@Otis you could had atleast lied to me and told me you're plucking the string with a Ninja's throwing star or something.
Rock on Brother!

I plan to review your latest workshop submission as soon as I have time. I'm slacking on the reviews. Been trying to write like crazy. Need all the practice I can get before War.

Oh and yours too Emma.

OtisTheBulldog's picture
OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz October 25, 2012 - 6:13pm

But if you must see a WAR picture, here I am, prepared for battle

 

And here is my Battle Hound, who is not pleased with any of you. Specifically Abbatoir Blues.

 

 

Jonathan Riley's picture
Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland October 25, 2012 - 6:16pm

That's what I'm talking about!

Love the battle hound as well.
Pack an extra PBR for me, I have a sneaky suspicion I might get knocked of my horse early and I'll definitely need to refuel to steal a victory in round two.

Mess_Jess's picture
Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce October 25, 2012 - 6:19pm

War avatar? I'm just not very war-like, sadly. I'm more of the primary school teacher type encouraging everyone to do their best, rather than encouraging everyone to stick each other with sharp things 'til they bleed. 

Dino Parenti's picture
Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On October 25, 2012 - 6:33pm

@Emma: That's too sexy to be a WAR avatar, but I get the strategy of lulling the enemy into a false sense of security:)

@Jonathan: Your profile pic IS your avatar for this. 

Jonathan Riley's picture
Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland October 25, 2012 - 6:40pm

Yeah, it used to be a picture of me but nothing is intimidating about that. I figured Butch could get the job done.