Sound
from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael WehuntNovember 2, 2012 - 6:50am
I can participate twice.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 6:51am
You can barely participate once.
Sound
from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael WehuntNovember 2, 2012 - 6:57am
Haha, good one. You don't have to be such a dick about it.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 6:59am
I DON'T?!
Holy crap - my whole world view is suddenly different. You really turned me around there. I feel so changed. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryNovember 2, 2012 - 8:17am
Oh my. We're coming right up on zero hour. I'm excited. Are you excited?
I'm excited.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryNovember 2, 2012 - 8:21am
@Chester: My soul brotha, I'm truly sorry you've had to withdraw. You are a creepy creepy force to be reckoned with and your contribution will be missed. As will your sweet, sweet mouth. But we'll make sure and save a slot for you next time around, when we do 256 contestants and all our prompts will be delivered by direct Google-Mind connection at the speed of thought.
@Bill: Fucking welcome aboard! I'm seriously glad that you're in.
@Everybody else: If any more of you drop out I'm coming to your house and setting it on fire. Don't use up all the rest of the alternates today. We have to have some left over for when folks drop from exhaustion in the later rounds.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerNovember 2, 2012 - 8:29am
I'm excited. Are you excited?
And there's your answer. The Saved by the Bell episode where Jessie is on drugs.
Also this:
NOW GIVE ME MY PROMPT YOU BASTARDS!
OtisTheBulldog
from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 8:45am
I'm going to a rock show tonight. That's how I prepare for WAR.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 8:53am
I'm so excited!!
You guys are going to love these prompts. Some of the matches are just perfect. I can't wait to read what you write about. You can't see it, but I'm clapping like a child right now.
Matt
from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 9:03am
I just woke up. It's 5am Saturday the 3rd. The timing is gonna be all screwed up in my neck on the woods. But I'm excited, I'm adjusting my clocks, and I'm ready for WAR! Let's do this!
OtisTheBulldog
from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 9:04am
I cannot comprehend when someone is already living in the future. Matt - what happens on Friday? Should I even bother going through the motions or just crawl back into bed until the prompts are unleashed?
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 9:06am
This is war.
Matt
from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 9:08am
@otis Everyone pulled out and I won by default. I am the new champion of WAR.
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 2, 2012 - 9:09am
I'm kind of excited.
Sound
from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael WehuntNovember 2, 2012 - 9:10am
I can't wait!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 9:22am
OtisTheBulldog
from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 9:29am
I cannot wait to pummel my opponents whilst listening to the most pretentious of jazz.
(assuming the Oracle of Matt is incorrect and I have the ability to change the future)
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanNovember 2, 2012 - 9:31am
Mess_Jess
from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael JoyceNovember 2, 2012 - 9:36am
Winchester brothers, hell yeah!
Matt
from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 9:38am
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 2, 2012 - 9:39am
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 9:40am
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanNovember 2, 2012 - 9:41am
sean of the dead
from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed AyresNovember 2, 2012 - 9:43am
hey, good luck to everyone...WonderWoman, I wish you luck in our first round battle. everybody just be careful out there, if somebody falls, help them back up. No low blows. A good clean fight. when the bell rings, get back to your corners, etc, etc, etc...
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanNovember 2, 2012 - 9:47am
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 2, 2012 - 9:45am
SConley
from Texas is reading Coin Locker BabiesNovember 2, 2012 - 9:46am
Mess_Jess
from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael JoyceNovember 2, 2012 - 9:46am
I could happily look at pictures of Dean WInchester all day. Preferrably in his '67 chevy Impala, with Kansas playing in the background.
Oh yeah... WAR!
Stacy Kear
from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War November 2, 2012 - 9:48am
I'm at war with Bill now?
Jonathan Riley
from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland November 2, 2012 - 9:52am
Yeah Stacy I looked at the bracket They replaced Chester's name with Bill's
Bekanator
from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay HunterNovember 2, 2012 - 10:00am
Not a hardcore WAR song, but it's one that wishes well, specifically for Chester. Here's to getting all your ducks in a row, buddy. Do stop round the battlefield to track the body count.
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 9:54am
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 9:56am
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 10:01am
Hey guys, thanks for coming to my party and playing games and stuff.
wickedvoodoo
from Mansfield, England is reading stuff.November 2, 2012 - 10:05am
This is about the time where I start to grumble about your American clocks being slow and useless. it's already five here. Catch up already.
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 10:09am
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerNovember 2, 2012 - 10:19am
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How excited? More excited than a dead-beat Dad who just finds out the kid isn't his.
What a dick. Look at him dance.
Yes. That excited.
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 10:23am
When I close my eyes I see prompts
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 10:26am
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 10:24am
I hope you're all still this excited after you lose!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerNovember 2, 2012 - 10:27am
I hope you're all still this excited after you lose!
Why do I get the feeling this will be you at 5 and that you actually have a button like that?
Matt
from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot DiazNovember 2, 2012 - 10:29am
This page is turning into a monster.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryNovember 2, 2012 - 10:29am
I was going to start dropping prompts early, but I'm going to lunch instead.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerNovember 2, 2012 - 10:33am
I was going to start dropping prompts early, but I'm going to lunch instead."
DIE
wickedvoodoo
from Mansfield, England is reading stuff.November 2, 2012 - 10:39am
Nobody talk to Utah for the rest of the month. He doesn't deserve friends.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 10:40am
HAHAHAHA! That's true.
Wonder Woman
from RI is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 2, 2012 - 10:48am
It's only 2pm here in RI...
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffNovember 2, 2012 - 11:00am
I second @Wicked that your clocks are sloth. Being seven o'clock here already an stuff.
@Chester: you'll be kicking ass!
Bill Tucker
from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition)November 2, 2012 - 11:07am
OH MAN!!
Imagine my excitement when I took a break from Excel sheets and phonecalls to see that I'm in the WAR!
Then, imagine my dread and fear when I realized I'm up against the amazing Stacy Kear. Shit.
Still, this only makes me more resolute in crafting a killer story. Most of the time, my tales take a little longer, have a bit of a slow burn to them, etc. This time? Not so much. I'm going to write this fucker like a man possessed.
Now, watch my prompt be "clouds, rainbows and fluffy fluffy kittens."
Oh, and thanks to everybody for welcoming me to the battlefield. Can't wait!!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 2, 2012 - 11:09am
"Now, watch my prompt be "clouds, rainbows and fluffy fluffy kittens."
I can participate twice.
You can barely participate once.
Haha, good one. You don't have to be such a dick about it.
I DON'T?!
Holy crap - my whole world view is suddenly different. You really turned me around there. I feel so changed. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh my. We're coming right up on zero hour. I'm excited. Are you excited?
I'm excited.
@Chester: My soul brotha, I'm truly sorry you've had to withdraw. You are a creepy creepy force to be reckoned with and your contribution will be missed. As will your sweet, sweet mouth. But we'll make sure and save a slot for you next time around, when we do 256 contestants and all our prompts will be delivered by direct Google-Mind connection at the speed of thought.
@Bill: Fucking welcome aboard! I'm seriously glad that you're in.
@Everybody else: If any more of you drop out I'm coming to your house and setting it on fire. Don't use up all the rest of the alternates today. We have to have some left over for when folks drop from exhaustion in the later rounds.
And there's your answer. The Saved by the Bell episode where Jessie is on drugs.
Also this:
NOW GIVE ME MY PROMPT YOU BASTARDS!
I'm going to a rock show tonight. That's how I prepare for WAR.
I'm so excited!!
You guys are going to love these prompts. Some of the matches are just perfect. I can't wait to read what you write about. You can't see it, but I'm clapping like a child right now.
I just woke up. It's 5am Saturday the 3rd. The timing is gonna be all screwed up in my neck on the woods. But I'm excited, I'm adjusting my clocks, and I'm ready for WAR! Let's do this!
I cannot comprehend when someone is already living in the future. Matt - what happens on Friday? Should I even bother going through the motions or just crawl back into bed until the prompts are unleashed?
This is war.
@otis Everyone pulled out and I won by default. I am the new champion of WAR.
I'm kind of excited.
I can't wait!
I cannot wait to pummel my opponents whilst listening to the most pretentious of jazz.
(assuming the Oracle of Matt is incorrect and I have the ability to change the future)
Winchester brothers, hell yeah!
hey, good luck to everyone...WonderWoman, I wish you luck in our first round battle. everybody just be careful out there, if somebody falls, help them back up. No low blows. A good clean fight. when the bell rings, get back to your corners, etc, etc, etc...
I could happily look at pictures of Dean WInchester all day. Preferrably in his '67 chevy Impala, with Kansas playing in the background.
Oh yeah... WAR!
I'm at war with Bill now?
Yeah Stacy I looked at the bracket They replaced Chester's name with Bill's
Not a hardcore WAR song, but it's one that wishes well, specifically for Chester. Here's to getting all your ducks in a row, buddy. Do stop round the battlefield to track the body count.
Hey guys, thanks for coming to my party and playing games and stuff.
This is about the time where I start to grumble about your American clocks being slow and useless. it's already five here. Catch up already.
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How excited? More excited than a dead-beat Dad who just finds out the kid isn't his.
What a dick. Look at him dance.
Yes. That excited.
When I close my eyes I see prompts
I hope you're all still this excited after you lose!
Why do I get the feeling this will be you at 5 and that you actually have a button like that?
This page is turning into a monster.
I was going to start dropping prompts early, but I'm going to lunch instead.
DIE
Nobody talk to Utah for the rest of the month. He doesn't deserve friends.
HAHAHAHA! That's true.
It's only 2pm here in RI...
I second @Wicked that your clocks are sloth. Being seven o'clock here already an stuff.
@Chester: you'll be kicking ass!
OH MAN!!
Imagine my excitement when I took a break from Excel sheets and phonecalls to see that I'm in the WAR!
Then, imagine my dread and fear when I realized I'm up against the amazing Stacy Kear. Shit.
Still, this only makes me more resolute in crafting a killer story. Most of the time, my tales take a little longer, have a bit of a slow burn to them, etc. This time? Not so much. I'm going to write this fucker like a man possessed.
Now, watch my prompt be "clouds, rainbows and fluffy fluffy kittens."
Oh, and thanks to everybody for welcoming me to the battlefield. Can't wait!!
"Now, watch my prompt be "clouds, rainbows and fluffy fluffy kittens."
WHO TOLD?!