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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 7, 2013 - 9:53am

Thank you for not replying, "What's this 'we' shit, huh?"  That's Bek's line.

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Ian from Texas is reading Low Down Death Right Easy by J. David Osborne February 7, 2013 - 10:52am

@ Bek - Now I feel like a rock star! Or a part of a very shy community theater group.

@ AD - *raises hand from back of room* Here?

@ WhoeverIsDrivingThisThing - BAS? Please? For the puppies?

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 7, 2013 - 10:10am

do it for the puppies

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 7, 2013 - 10:18am

Okay - I was just waiting for Ian to ask...

 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 7, 2013 - 10:22am

I'm not much of a dog person.

@Leah: I've accepted your friend request! Here's to meeting in the final battle!

I'm so pumped that I'm just going to toot my own horn for my sake, and to scare the shit out of Gordon.

This WAR has been even more a riot than the previous one. I got really down on myself after losing the first matchup, but I'm quite glad now that Closure tossed me into the PIT all those months ago. Since then I've made the 1200 word count limit my bitch, and I'm the only person in the PIT who's stuck it out since the beginning. I've written EIGHT stories so far, and I'm hoping that I can make it far enough and write the total eleven stories and write the most stories EVAR in four months, but we'll see, I guess.

How's, uh...how's it going, Gordon?

 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 7, 2013 - 10:23am

Also, Ian, I thought your avatar was just a picture of the moon or something. It was round and had texture, so...why not?

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 7, 2013 - 10:34am

Yippee! Bek and I are friends now! 

It's the little things...

I have enjoyed WAR - and I'm with you - I've written the most stories EVER and I LURVE that!

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 7, 2013 - 10:42am

It's the best part of WAR, is the pressure to have a story by every deadline. Sadly, in WAR1, that pressure faded once the war was over. I took a break and then spent a month editing my stories to perfection. This time around I'm really hoping to keep up the drive, because you can get so much shit done around your job and house chores and whatnot. It's not even that stressful once you've got a handle on it.

BTW, I just listened to your Books & Booze episode the other day. Loved it!

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 7, 2013 - 11:03am

How I feel is like I just waded from some very cold ocean water back onto a nude beach. For whom that's scarier is anyone's guess.

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 7, 2013 - 11:56am

I've been in the PIT since the second round, but Bek you are the OG. If you take it all, I recommend you get yourself a 3 finger gold ring that says PIT. It'll go nice with the crown.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 7, 2013 - 12:02pm

New War song!

 

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt February 7, 2013 - 12:04pm

It'd be pretty wicked if my prediction came true (a Bek vs. Leah final, I mean). I hope there's a prize for that..

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 7, 2013 - 12:28pm

If you take it all, I recommend you get yourself a 3 finger gold ring that says PIT. It'll go nice with the crown.

That would be badass. 

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 7, 2013 - 1:02pm

It's not written yet, but I'm pretty sure my story will end with:  "And they all died happily ever after. Amen."

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 7, 2013 - 1:15pm

BTW, I just listened to your Books & Booze episode the other day. Loved it!

Thanks! I sound like a total doof, but then...I AM a total doof. So it's all good. 

Sound, I do *love* the way you think. :D

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 7, 2013 - 4:48pm

LOVE the elite eight! 

When do stories drop? We're getting a blizzard here in RI starting tomorrow, so I'm looking forward to cozying up with my iPad & reading this shit up!!

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 7, 2013 - 5:22pm

Not until Friday night, unfortunately.

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 7, 2013 - 6:31pm

Ahh...that's right. School is already canceled for tomorrow & people are hunkered down. Sorta feels like Friday already.

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 8, 2013 - 12:06pm

Submitted.  WOO!  I'm pretty confident that my story is sexy and badass, so don't anybody tell me otherwise ;)

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 8, 2013 - 12:20pm

Submitted mine! 

I didn't think I could write a story I'd like more than Plot Points, but I totally have. This story rapes in more ways than one.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 8, 2013 - 12:21pm

BRING IT, GORDON! I'M SO EXCITED!

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 8, 2013 - 12:39pm

@Bek: *high-5*  yay girl-power!  ;D

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 8, 2013 - 12:43pm

This is the least amount of time I've spent on a story (= still a lot), and needs a few more words once I get home from work. Mine's more like the skilled surgeon repairing the rapey damage.

I'm glad I helped bring out your best, but thine reign must end after one term, paper queen.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 8, 2013 - 1:06pm

Tonight's going to be really fun. Makes me kind of glad that I work late tonight, otherwise I'd be refreshing LR all day long.

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 8, 2013 - 1:09pm

kinda like I'm doing right now... at work...

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Ian from Texas is reading Low Down Death Right Easy by J. David Osborne February 8, 2013 - 1:10pm

^^^^^This.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 8, 2013 - 1:38pm

Also, if you guys haven't voted yet, the Terrier Winner's Bracket matchup is still tied.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 8, 2013 - 6:20pm

Guys - can someone verify if I identified the stories properly in the Puppy round?  I can't remember who wrote what...

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Matt from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot Diaz February 8, 2013 - 6:25pm

The Terrier round is correct.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 8, 2013 - 6:26pm

Thank you, Matt! 

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TomorrowHill from Newfoundland, Canada is reading your mind. You like Castlevania, don't you? February 8, 2013 - 6:26pm

Pug is correct. Sadly.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 8, 2013 - 6:30pm

Thank you, Chris!  sadly

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TomorrowHill from Newfoundland, Canada is reading your mind. You like Castlevania, don't you? February 8, 2013 - 6:34pm

Why do all girls add the word "sadly" when they thank me? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 8, 2013 - 8:16pm

How long's Pit voting open, til Tuesday?

#aimeemann

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 8, 2013 - 8:27pm

It'll be up until Wednesday. Then the new prompt, which will be due Sunday night. 

I got us all out of whack.  I'll get the timeline for the rest of the competition up tomorrow during the day.

 

 

As a side note, Leah and Ian currently have a really cool prompt that they LOVE.

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 9, 2013 - 5:12am

I think your use of the word LOVE is perhaps mistaken....or at least misguided. 

Do you even know what LOVE is???

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2013 - 7:46am

I really don't.

 

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 9, 2013 - 9:53am

Bahahahahahaah, GREAT song. :)

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA February 9, 2013 - 8:47pm

Hi people, me again. I've been gone since getting bumped out. I'm back to ask, and forgive me if this has been addressed elsewhere, but is a WAR 3 picking up shortly after this one's settled? I've got a hankering, and I don't just use that word lightly. I can't just write because I like to have stories. I need a reason to sit down and do it. Competition gets me going and being in WAR gave me what I needed to write a good little volume of short stories. I miss that drive.

I do have a Teleport Us story in the works.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life February 9, 2013 - 10:06pm

Tom, I'm sure WAR3 will be along in a year or so. In the meantime, you can always challenge someone at Thunderdome. 

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA February 10, 2013 - 8:08am

A year??? THIS IS BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT a fucking year fuck.

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. February 10, 2013 - 9:17am

Hey Tom - deep breathing now! ;-) There are always prompts and challenges available around to those that want them. Have a crack at this if you want something to keep you busy. You got the Teleport Me competition already. Plus, as Jeffrey pointed out, once WAR is done you could call out a couple of thunderdome battles.

 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 10, 2013 - 9:22am

WAR is a pretty huge undertaking for Jessica and Utah. It's been going on for four months and there's barely anybody voting on the remaining rounds now. Can you imagine if the Olympics was a year-round thing? Nobody would watch it. And Jessica would probably be sending us all mail bombs for constantly asking her to set up BAS polls every day.

There's tons of stuff going on at LR. And there's always the Workshop, which usually dies down pretty bad when WAR is going on. I'm sure there's plenty of stories begging for reviews in there. Reading always inspires writing, and we're all writers here.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 10, 2013 - 9:33am

If I CAN make one recommendation for WAR3, it would be to schedule it during winter again, because this is the first winter in forever that I haven't succumbed to a bad bout of SADS.

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland February 10, 2013 - 10:21am

SADS? (Seeping Anal Discharge Syndrome)?

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 10, 2013 - 10:25am

T.M.F.I.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 10, 2013 - 10:50am

Seasonal Affective Disorder. You know, when winter makes you sad and depressed and come March and there's still snow you feel like there's no end and you want to kill yourself?

Apparently most suicides occur in March. Fun fact.

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 10, 2013 - 11:51am

Do you have one of those "happy lights" at home? Or a visor?

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies February 10, 2013 - 12:58pm

yeah, i think the double-elimination really stretched it out, too. people lose interest, especially once they're out, which is a shame. i'm so grateful for these WARS, really, they push me to write, they really do. and there's so much talent in here. it's been a blast to read all of the stories.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 10, 2013 - 9:01pm

I agree, Richard, although I won't lie that double-elimation is awesome. I like the mix of longer and shorter stories. Keeps you constantly on edge. It'd just be nice if more people were interested in reading the stories, though, because they're only getting better.

The bible verse prompts really incited an interesting batch of stories this time round. Hired belly dancer killers and fantasy land trials, love-struck mermaids AND prostitues of semi-fame? Where else are you gonna find all that?