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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 31, 2013 - 2:56pm

Hey guys,

hows it goin?  everything okay? 

I haven't been in here much lately.  Sorta kinda busy.  But you know, I still love you.  And your father and I still care about what you're doing.  I know sometimes it seems like we don't have time for you, but that's just not true.  We just choose not to spend our time on you.

Anyway - keep being awesome.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life January 31, 2013 - 3:01pm

*grows up to be a serial killer*

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland January 31, 2013 - 3:02pm

I knew it!

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TomorrowHill from Newfoundland, Canada is reading your mind. You like Castlevania, don't you? January 31, 2013 - 9:52pm

Whew, another one finally in the can. I'll just have to sleep on it tonight and make double-sure it's okay in the morning. How's it going on your end of the world, Leah?    

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 1, 2013 - 12:00am

It's kind of sad to see how the voting numbers have dropped this round.

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Emma C from Los Angeles is reading Black Spire by Delilah Dawson February 1, 2013 - 12:05am

Agreed, Bek. Remember how exciting it all was in the beginning? Kind of going out with a whimper, now.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 1, 2013 - 12:13am
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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 1, 2013 - 12:13am

The last round I think saw a slight bump in voters. Last round it was about 30. This round it's 20. If I'm remembering right, the last round in WAR1 had like 18 voters. So it's looking like this WAR's pretty much running the same course.

It's a bit sad, seeing that the final battles are supposed to be more "epic". As a writer still in WAR, it definitely feels that way when I'm writing and constantly checking the polls to see how my story's fairing, but sometimes it's a bit sad to see that all this carnage is only being enjoyed by 20 people.

It's kind of like being in a really shitty cover band, but the people in the dive bar you're performing at are drunk and screaming about how you're like the greatest thing ever.

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Matt from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot Diaz February 1, 2013 - 2:21am

I know what you mean. But as a point of pride, I'm sticking at this til the bitter end. Unless we can all agree to quit now and declare ourselves joint winners?

 

 

... Didn't think so.

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 1, 2013 - 4:22am

really shitty cover band

Here's where you can cut down and practice your word economy. Cover Band already implies "really shitty." So if you're up against a word count, consider dropping these modifiers.

I think the drop is just the fatigue of it all. Today we start our 4th month of WAR. It's time consuming as a reader and writer. But I think a lot of people are just fatigued by it and over it at this point. It's hard to keep that momentum and excitment going for so long.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 1, 2013 - 4:53am

Since I'm out of it I've been busy doing all the stuff I didn't get to while in the competition. I can still spare the half hour to read four stories myself, but I wouldn't be surprised if the people who went out earlier have their minds taken up by other writing activities by now. Still some of the best stories of the competition coming out now tho.

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 1, 2013 - 5:59am

Chris - I submitted last night - I feel squirmy about it. Hahaha. Hope you love yours in the morning...or, well, really not. Or something.

Honestly, I can't wait to see what you did with the prompt. Really curious! :D

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I think it's funny we're getting so many fewer votes now that it's so much easier to read the whole round. I didn't vote on a whole round in the beginning because I literally ran out of time. Now...it's easy to read four or eight stories, ya know?

I'll keep voting, regardless!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 6:58am

I actually read all the stories from this round, although I hold my vote for tie breaking situations. 

My favorite two, Naked City and College Glaciers, are up against each other and I'm sorry that one or the other will be leaving us. 

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin February 1, 2013 - 7:12am

The last round I think saw a slight bump in voters. Last round it was about 30. This round it's 20. If I'm remembering right, the last round in WAR1 had like 18 voters. So it's looking like this WAR's pretty much running the same course. 

Except of course that WAR1 only had 32 contestants, therefore 18 was still more than half the original amount.

I appreciate that WARs long and all that, but we're down to about only a third now, just 20 out of 64 and thats pretty sad :(

 

I think it's funny we're getting so many fewer votes now that it's so much easier to read the whole round.

^ exactly what I was thinking.

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 1, 2013 - 7:59am

We'll be down to eight survivors tonight.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt February 1, 2013 - 8:48am

WAY easier to read whole round. Read and voted in under half an hour. In the beginning it was like a four hour thing.

When to polls close? Afternoonish?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 8:50am

Night-ish.

7-ish?

I don't know.  It depends on how my night goes.  It will be before midnight - rest assured.

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 1, 2013 - 9:45am

Question: who's doing Teleport Us? I want to, but I feel like it might be time to take a step back. 

That said, if all my WAR pals are doing it...I'll do it...becuase if you do it, CLEARLY it's a good idea for me to do it too.

Right? That's logical....

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland February 1, 2013 - 9:50am

I'd love to. I have no idea what to write about or when I'll have time to write it, but If I figure those two things out, I'll have one up by the end of the month.

P.S.

I read a few WARII stories that already meet all the criterea, wonder if any will make an appearance. I'd love to read them again!!!

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 1, 2013 - 9:51am

I'm doing it.  Already wrote my first draft of the story.  It's space-noir-licious

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 1, 2013 - 10:01am

Although, I think Forbidden Fruit would also qualify...

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin February 1, 2013 - 10:07am

@Leah ~ I'm attempting it, started 1st draft yesterday. Sci Fi is soooo not my forte, but hey, thats why it's called a challenge, right?

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 1, 2013 - 10:12am

@Otis: Screw word economy. I've been confined to 1200 words for so long, I might as well take up the space when I can...in the forum.

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 1, 2013 - 10:22am

Hahaha, ok, I'm glad people are in. I might have to go play over there too! :D

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 1, 2013 - 10:25am

Jump on in, the water's fine...just fine...

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 1, 2013 - 10:42am

My husband said he was going to write a story for Transport Us, but I have a feeling that's all it's going to be.

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 1, 2013 - 10:49am

I see Match 2 is at a tie.  What happens if the tie doesn't get broken?  Has that happened before?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 10:53am

Ties are always broken. 

But if anyone want to be a pal and vote on that one...go ahead.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt February 1, 2013 - 10:54am

I'm 2/3 through my Teleport Us submission. I'm giving myself a hard deadline of this weekend to finish it.

I think there was an option to edit it after it was submitted in the Scare Us, right?

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 1, 2013 - 11:28am

I'm not doing Teleport Us but if you want to win - submit as soon as possible, at least if it's like the Scare Us. While my story had only positive scores, I only had like 8 or 9 of them because I of course waited til the last minute to submit. Meanwhile, people who submitted earlier had a lot more readers and earned a lot more points which earned them the guest critiques. The only way you're going to get a lot of readers is if a) it's good and stays on that "hot" list and b) you use the power of time.

I probably won't check out Teleport Us that frequently (I'll forget) but any WAR writers or other regulars who want to shoot me a message, I'll be sure to read your stories and vote on them.

Good luck. Nerds.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life February 1, 2013 - 11:31am

My only qualm with the teleport us thingamawhosit is that it's public, so it counts as published, yeah? I'm too slow a writer to put effort into stories I can only submit as a reprint. Are there some benefits to it? I didn't do anything for the horror contest, so I'm not aware of how it works.

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 1, 2013 - 11:39am

Last time the top prizes were critiques by a bunch of authors including Chuck Palahniuk. There were some other prizes too, like mugs, t-shirts & books. I won a book for being one of the top reviewers. 

Last time Avery sent out the prizes, which seems fine. She has my address. I got the book, but then a while later other things started showing up in my mail, like expired coupons, half eaten bags of skittles, and a VHS copy of Three Men & a Baby, but only the scene with the ghost in the curtains. 

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland February 1, 2013 - 11:40am

I'm glad you mentioned that Jeff. I actually plan to send out my story from "Scare Us" when I have time to revise it. I never would had listed it as a reprint because that didn't occur to me. I guess also, I'd like to ask anyone who may know, If I make a considerable amount of edits and rewrites, will it constitute as the same story?

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt February 1, 2013 - 11:55am

That kind of blows. Maybe I won't participate after all...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 11:57am

These are interesting points and I would direct any questions you have about it to the official discussion thread so they can be together.  And possibly someone will answer them. 

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life February 1, 2013 - 12:07pm

You're not the boss of me! Nyah!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 12:35pm

I am so glad I'm not the boss of you.  That sounds like a pain in the ass. 

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres February 1, 2013 - 2:16pm

a VHS copy of Three Men & a Baby, but only the scene with the ghost in the curtains.

Goddamnit!!! That was MINE...I've been looking for it forever. Be very careful with that videotape, a week after you watch it, you will grow a creepy pervert moustache and have an unexplainable urge to write the re-make of Police Academy.

@Leah - PLEASE join the Sci-Fi challenge. I'll be over there shortly, I have my general idea, but have not yet start writing. You did amazing last time (scare us), so it'd be awesome to "compete" with you again.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 2:17pm

Hey, you know that's just a prop cardboard cutout of Ted Danson, right? 

 

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Matt from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot Diaz February 1, 2013 - 2:19pm

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddddd................................story submitted! Good luck everyone (except you, Ian).

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 1, 2013 - 2:23pm

Hey, Ian, take care of this fuckin' guy up here ^^ for me, willya?

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Matt from New Zealand is reading This is how you lose her by Junot Diaz February 1, 2013 - 2:24pm

Still bitter, Gordon?

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 1, 2013 - 2:28pm

Sean - I have my idea. Just need to...um...write it, I guess. :)

 

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TomorrowHill from Newfoundland, Canada is reading your mind. You like Castlevania, don't you? February 1, 2013 - 3:00pm

In like Flynn.

Good luck to the remaining crew. Remember to pour a 40 over your keyboard to show love for the fallen warriors.  

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 1, 2013 - 3:00pm

Just trying to maintain the spirit of WAR. It was getting kinda wimpy there for a bit.


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Ian from Texas is reading Low Down Death Right Easy by J. David Osborne February 1, 2013 - 4:10pm

And done. Like Pontius Pilate, I'm giving it over to the mob. Which is to say, my story is your messiah. Don't crucify it.

Good luck to all.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 4:13pm

Did you send it yet?

Did you send it?

 

Huh huh huh????

I'll post them up real quick when I get them.  Then I'll take down the others later.  Which means prompts will be late too. 

You don't care.

 

 

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Ian from Texas is reading Low Down Death Right Easy by J. David Osborne February 1, 2013 - 4:25pm

Did you not get it? I sent it. I'll send it again. How about now?  AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*has stroke*

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 1, 2013 - 4:27pm

...oh....i got it

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Emma C from Los Angeles is reading Black Spire by Delilah Dawson February 1, 2013 - 4:33pm

I am so jealous of these new prompts. I love both Tori and Aimee.