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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 21, 2013 - 10:32am

Oh man, I feel like I have a target on my head!!

Ian, one of us MUST WIN apparently. So....let's get on that. 

(How much would if fuck with things if I told you I was from Romania?)

(I'm not...)

(But sometimes I think Jersey counts as its own country...)

(As does South Carolina, the rural bits of which look like they're literally stuck in the 30s...)

(I'm having a conversation with myself now...)

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 21, 2013 - 10:40am

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 21, 2013 - 10:52am

Do not let these nazi terrorist communists godless dog torturers win. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 21, 2013 - 11:14am

Do not let these nazi terrorist communists godless dog torturers win.

Somebody's gotta win.
Or it could be one of those "In WAR, we all lose"-kind of things.
Yes: better a moral than a victory. Death to all.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 21, 2013 - 11:20am

(pay no attention to how the original War Queen is Canadian)

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 21, 2013 - 11:22am

I was talking about Ian & Leah.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 21, 2013 - 11:30am

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 21, 2013 - 11:54am

That is awesome. Also, The Band with the exception of Levon Helm was Canadian. And nobody has or ever will write a better song about one man's perspective on the Civil War than Robbie Robertson.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 21, 2013 - 12:08pm

Man, The Band had some good stuff, but when I watched The Last Waltz they all seemed like such total schlubs, except for Helm of course.

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. February 21, 2013 - 12:24pm

Do not let these nazi terrorist communists godless dog torturers win."

When did I become that? 

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 21, 2013 - 12:40pm

JY - I would agree. Robbie, especially. He played it up for the camera. Still, those performances were pretty legendary. I was lucky enough to see Levon a few times (even at his barn) before he passed on. His voice was beat towards the end but when he had his moment, he put everything he had into delivering his lines and it was truly one of those skin crawling moments watching him. I also have the pleasure of having some loose acquaintences who recorded with and became friends with Levon and said he was such a genuine, down-to-earth, generous human being. 

Also, when you go to his barn, it would be a potluck with everyone bringing snacks. You'd have to wait in lines to go to the bathroom which was just meant to be a regular bathroom - a toilet, sink, and shower. While you waited in line, there's levon's grammy in a glass enclosed shelf. Kinda cool. 

As a bassist - Danko is one of my musical heroes. 

Leah - it's fiction. Which is awesome, you get to make things up. Soon it will just be accepted as truth. Which is also exciting as the writer of that fiction. 

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drea from Rural Alberta, Canada is reading between the lines February 21, 2013 - 12:41pm

Bek, that is the BEST GIF EVER and I am distributing it. 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 21, 2013 - 12:49pm

I was lucky enough to see Levon a few times (even at his barn) before he passed on.

I don't get envious easily, but damn.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 21, 2013 - 12:51pm

And yeah, what Danko could play while singing is something I certainly haven't achieved.

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OtisTheBulldog from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 21, 2013 - 1:26pm

It's a benefit of living up this way - Levon's barn is probably just under 4 hours west of Boston, a very easy overnight trip. His Rambles were about a 150 a ticket, but if you were lucky, you'd catch a band you liked opening up. For me, I saw the Drive-By Truckers who I'm a huge fan for. The scene was so laid back since it was on his property. After DBT, the band would just be wandering around. It was BYOB, so I went out for more beer and there's the keyboard player throwing rocks into a pond for Levon's dog. It was just a surreal scene.

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2013 - 7:37am

FYI -

I'm closing the winner bracket poll around 4-ish.  Otherwise I'll forget. 

So if you want to vote...vote now.

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 22, 2013 - 8:22am

Reading now!! Been away on a cruise with the family for several days with no wifi...gotta get to reading!

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 22, 2013 - 9:07am

Wishing I could have read the PIT stories, but the WB stories were fantastic. Loved the prompts. 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter February 22, 2013 - 9:14am

I missed Gordon and Chris' round. Does anybody have the stories because I still want to read them :(

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 22, 2013 - 2:26pm

....closed

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life February 22, 2013 - 3:51pm

Wait - did I read and vote on all of them? It seems as though I did, but I have no idea what the naming convention is. I hope I voted on them - I'm getting excited to see who wins le WAR

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore February 22, 2013 - 3:55pm

There were two Pit matches, both of which were GI Joe prompts, and one Winners Bracket match, also a GI Joe prompt. Six stories in total.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life February 22, 2013 - 5:42pm

OK, I did vote on all of them. Huzzah for stories based on GI Joe overdubs!

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dufrescm from Wisconsin is reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep February 25, 2013 - 8:46am

Happy Monday morning, Warriors!

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 25, 2013 - 8:49am

New stories today, right? Good luck, warriors!!

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TomorrowHill from Newfoundland, Canada is reading your mind. You like Castlevania, don't you? March 3, 2013 - 11:51am

Subbed! Okay, Ian, the Pit is filling with lava, and that ledge will only support one of us. Cue the dramatic music and slow-motion effects! :) 

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leah_beth from New Jersey - now in Charleston, SC is reading five different books at once. March 3, 2013 - 4:52pm

I wish we had "like" or "favorite" buttons here, like on Twitter or FB. I'd have so liked your post, Chris. :D

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Ian from Texas is reading Low Down Death Right Easy by J. David Osborne March 3, 2013 - 6:27pm

What's up, Chris? I thought you said The Pit was "nice" and "comfortable" and "not crowded"? It smells like a pig farm in here. And isn't all of this lava dangerous? Jesus, I can barely stand up in here what with the rocking back and forth and the sharp rocks all over the place. Hey... Why do you have a bayonet on your shotgun? Bayonets are supposed to go on assault rifles, like M-16s. You might as well just put one on your pistol or duct-tape one to that grenade you've got there. Wait... Why do you have a shotgun and a pistol and a bunch of grenades? I thought we were going to talk about using first-person plural effectively in long fiction or whether second person really is "soooooo weird"? Is that paint, Chris? Red paint all over your midnight black tactical gear? Oh shit...

*glances down at Ipad, frantically searches for "Kill Chris" application, starts crying*

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Gordon Highland from Kansas City is reading Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore March 3, 2013 - 7:04pm