because he calls you stinky feet?
Hm. That seems fair. I'm running out of things to bitch about.
HaHa! Way to go, Flaminia, reviving a classic!
I'd hoped we were past that by now!
For the record, Utah has no idea what my feet are like, one way or the other.
and I haven't scrolled the whole Pandaporn thread yet!
I think it's funny that you are so self-conscious about your foot-smell that you resorted to "the record".
Geez, I leave for a little bit, suddenly it's girl on girl up in this piece.
It's something that can't be stopped. It's bigger than both of them.
It was kind of funny ready through all the building awkwardness. LOL
Sex and violence, man. Sex and violence.
Okay, I think I'm in. I mean, I've got nothing to lose but my pride, my millions of dollars and my youth.
Hope you guys like adverbs and were-hippos.
Violence and children. That is the way to shock people. Sad, but true.
You are now on the Battle Roster. Arm yourself.
I got new pencils. Can I hand mine in on looseleaf?
I want to do mine in pencil too.
Wait, who gave Chester pencils? He's not to be trusted around the other children. Give him back his fingerpaints, his absinthe, and a copy of Un Chien Andalou; he's not done writing my autobiography.
All of the pencils are half size without the eraser end, mental hospital standards.
They give you crayons in the mental hospital.
Ha, why am I not shocked Renfield would know that. LOL
10 days until WAR!
War and Crayons.
I had to hide that cover art from my 6 year old the entire time I read that book. Fortunately that was only a couple hours and now the book is safely loaned to a friend.
For Christmas my ex bought me an autographed copy of Snuff in Italian. I had to wait until the kids left to unwrap it. The cover has a picture of a naked woman on it and it's called Gang Bang.
Huh, those Italians
I always got half size eraser-less pencils. After the first 24 hour watch of course.
Good news everyone - I'm still in!
@Doll: when were you out? I haven't gone back and read the old posts.
I wasn't. I was always in. I just thought some people might be really concerned and want to be sure.
I was concerned because at first I saw that your left foot was in, but then all of a sudden your left foot was out. I was waiting for the hokey-pokey, but it never fucking happened.
If it makes you feel better, I turned myself around.
First time I've been on here for a while so fuck it I'll do it.
So the way I am reading the new rules, with the delivery to Utah's email address and the non workshopping of entries, that means non-paying tightasses like me can now participate?
If so, I'M IN!!
Oh fuck. This is war. Closure just walked in. And we are watching Un Chien Andalou to prep ourselves and get our writing hands all antsy.
Whoa! Really filling up now!
@David: Hey man, good to see you back!
@David, Closure, rach122: You are all now on the Battle Roster.
How r nonpayers to post a story? Curious. Correct my ignorance
You will email your story to Utah (the lesbian), and he will post a poll, including the story, right here in the forums.
Ah. Stays on the thread. Got it. Shoukd maybe read rules. And dont u have to have mommy parts to be a lesbian? Sure, utah is effeminate - but....
Don't you put me in a box of assumptions, Fritz! Don't you do it! MAN.
Wrong kind of box for a lesbian like me.
Sorry, but who judges the winner? Is it still by poll or is it left to someone's keen eyes to make the determination?
Who picks the winner?
This is a democracy.Not a true one. But sort of like one.
check rog. mahalo, out.
8 days, mothafuckas! 8 days!
If you can't tell, I'm beginning to get excited about this.
Are you excited? You should be excited. Sharpen those sabers. Carve x's into the noses of your bullets. Begin placing boobytraps around your positions.
It might help if you learn kung fu through a jack at the base of your skull.
Oh shit. I almost forgot. Okay, well is the who's going aganist whom battle roster up yet?
Also, any headway on making this an Official Tournament? Perhaps a seperate tab on the top where all this could take place. That way those who are not involved can see how this all works out.
Just some ideas.
I'm working right now on locating a website that will host the tournament and maybe produce some unalterable file that I can post to facebook or something with a link in the main tournament page. That'll be part of my weekend work.
Brackets are not together yet. I'll contact our panel of judges to put together seeding this weekend. Also, we've got six slots yet to fill to have a straight-32 tourney. So if you know anybody you can coerce into participating, coerce away! I'll be doing some heavier recruiting over the next couple days as well.
Did someone say coerce???
Yes. Proceed with your coercion.
Gee - now that it's okay I suddenly feel shy.