Oh, Amanda Gowin? Fuck yeah! This should be interesting.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 9:40pm
Totally.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 2, 2012 - 9:41pm
You guys all make me so very happy!
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 9:57pm
Utah- you've made me excited about writing for the first time in a long time so thank you.
.
March 2, 2012 - 10:00pm
Group hug.
Wait, this isn't trash talking..
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 10:05pm
If i'm gonna kick your ass man i'll at least be nice about it before hand.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 10:07pm
Pre-blood orgy group hug! I love it! Xxoo
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 10:13pm
Aw, maybe writers arent the heartless ass holes i believed us to be.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.March 2, 2012 - 10:14pm
Wait until people start losing.
.
March 2, 2012 - 10:17pm
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsMarch 2, 2012 - 10:17pm
She's really really good.
^Yeah. There's a handful of people now that I could almost imagine might beat me.
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsMarch 2, 2012 - 10:19pm
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 10:28pm
When i lose im posting a video of me playing russian roulette.
manda lynn
from Ohio is reading Of Love and Other Demons (again)March 2, 2012 - 10:33pm
love you nikki <3 you sing sweet niceness.
i challenge richard. can i do that? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD?
we need battle gear, right?? goggles, fur vests, etc?
i'm new. i just want to write, i like prompts. i like swag. it's nice to meet you all.
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesMarch 2, 2012 - 10:33pm
lol...too funny. cool brackets, Utah. you've got it nailed down.
manda lynn
from Ohio is reading Of Love and Other Demons (again)March 2, 2012 - 10:36pm
who is jacks_username? fill me in on these kids. i know ren and nikki and richard but i don't know the code.
(or not, sorry, realizing this is a specific subject thread)
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 10:36pm
I recommend goggles! Much love backatcha Amanda!
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 10:53pm
Im going in full sadist leather, mad max style.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 2, 2012 - 10:55pm
Bring out the gimp!
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 11:04pm
I dont like mask, i want people to see my face as i ass rape them with literature haha!
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 11:04pm
I don't know about you but all this talk about seeds and words is making my mouth water.
.
March 2, 2012 - 11:05pm
Hi Amanda! I'm just another crazed fan and Warmed and Bound groupie. (Were also friends on facebook. I'm Dakota Taylor.) Published on Solarcide and a few other things.
Speaking of gimps.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 2, 2012 - 11:07pm
I can help you with that Nikki...I have sunflower seeds.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 11:09pm
I loooove gimps!
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 11:11pm
Such a pal Panda! We should be able to attract some birds with that. Or do a pussy move and throw it in some competitor's face! Who needs mud when you have seed!!!
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 2, 2012 - 11:16pm
It's not a pussy move. It's called tactics. Sometimes you gotta fight dirty.
.
March 2, 2012 - 11:17pm
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 2, 2012 - 11:22pm
You just set the mood dakota.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 2, 2012 - 11:23pm
"What's you prediction for the fight?"
"Pain..."
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 2, 2012 - 11:27pm
"I must break you." -Ivan Drago
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 2, 2012 - 11:29pm
"if he dies, he dies."
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsMarch 2, 2012 - 11:44pm
I would make a dirty joke about "throwing my seed into the faces of those who oppose me," but... I couldn't think of a good punchline.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 2, 2012 - 11:48pm
who needs a punchline when such words flow from your mouth ...
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 2, 2012 - 11:52pm
A word facial. All these words comin' at you. A bukkake of words.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelMarch 3, 2012 - 12:22am
Just so everyone is aware. I may lose the story battle, but in real life I can shoot a one inch target at over 1100 meters away. I live for the pink mist.
You may be able to beat me at telling stories, but in real life I am the survivor.
Sad but true.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 3, 2012 - 12:26am
Don't say that Joe!
You're gonna win!
Go Joe!
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelMarch 3, 2012 - 12:30am
lol, I wish that my savy with shoooting and killing people equated to my story telling ability. If that was the case I would give Shakespeare a run for his money.
Not that I have ever killed any one. But if you find anyone alive that says differently, you let me know.
Fritz
March 3, 2012 - 12:31am
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.March 3, 2012 - 12:31am
Joe, you are scary sniper guy right now. Stay away from the belltower.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelMarch 3, 2012 - 12:44am
Who goes into a belltower? That is for rookies. Real life snipers don't even let you know that someone was just sniped. You just wonder why their brains are in your lap.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.March 3, 2012 - 1:26am
omg.
David Shepherd
from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William GibbsonMarch 3, 2012 - 1:59am
FNG - id let you shoot an apple off my head.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 3, 2012 - 6:10am
LOL, I'm refreshing this page just to kick the rocky balboa all the times. This is getting serious, seriously. I'm thrilled at the culties participation in the battle royal, I'm sure I'll have a lot to learn and to give. Also happy to see Liana into this though I swear I seen Raelyn too peekabooing the forum last night but I don't see her name in the list?
I guess it's time to cut it with the girly-girl scare tactics
Also @Meaty, is that your impersonation of Vivian from The Young Ones? Awe-fucking-some.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 3, 2012 - 6:05am
Wow. I go to bed and you guys all have a WAR love-in. This is fucking awesome.
Dakota, I don't know how you got the Rocky theme to play without me pushing play, but that was fantastic. I open up the page and get the Rocky theme. That is a good way to face the morning, friend!
You guys are rockin.
Jason Van Horn
from North Carolina is reading A Feast For CrowsMarch 3, 2012 - 7:54am
I was scrolling and was like, "Why the hell is the Rocky theme playing? I didn't open anything!"
Not that I'm complaining - love the Rocky movies. Adrian!!!!!
Bekanator
from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay HunterMarch 3, 2012 - 8:09am
I hate it when music plays without my consent.
R.Moon
from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's DigestMarch 3, 2012 - 8:22am
I agree with Bek...
I have found in the past that those who talk smack, get smacked...
Americantypo
from Philadelphia is reading The Bone ClocksMarch 3, 2012 - 8:40am
I'd talk shit but god forbid my first prompt is "three men have ot raise a baby" and my story shits the bed because I'm too cranky to bother writing anything worth showing you guys.
Americantypo
from Philadelphia is reading The Bone ClocksMarch 3, 2012 - 8:43am
Or prompts that are clearly archetypal stories.
"A planet overun by apes."
"A world where a popular food source is made out of people."
"A serial killer starts committing murders based on the seven deadly sins."
"A detective who chases androids and believes that he himself may be an android".
"A clown that kills children and is your worst fears."
Arkadia
from Australia is reading Selected Poems by W.H. AudenMarch 3, 2012 - 8:56am
Oh, Amanda Gowin? Fuck yeah! This should be interesting.
Totally.
You guys all make me so very happy!
Utah- you've made me excited about writing for the first time in a long time so thank you.
Group hug.
Wait, this isn't trash talking..
If i'm gonna kick your ass man i'll at least be nice about it before hand.
Pre-blood orgy group hug! I love it! Xxoo
Aw, maybe writers arent the heartless ass holes i believed us to be.
Wait until people start losing.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.
When i lose im posting a video of me playing russian roulette.
love you nikki <3 you sing sweet niceness.
i challenge richard. can i do that? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD?
we need battle gear, right?? goggles, fur vests, etc?
i'm new. i just want to write, i like prompts. i like swag. it's nice to meet you all.
lol...too funny. cool brackets, Utah. you've got it nailed down.
who is jacks_username? fill me in on these kids. i know ren and nikki and richard but i don't know the code.
(or not, sorry, realizing this is a specific subject thread)
I recommend goggles! Much love backatcha Amanda!
Im going in full sadist leather, mad max style.
Bring out the gimp!
I dont like mask, i want people to see my face as i ass rape them with literature haha!
I don't know about you but all this talk about seeds and words is making my mouth water.
Hi Amanda! I'm just another crazed fan and Warmed and Bound groupie. (Were also friends on facebook. I'm Dakota Taylor.) Published on Solarcide and a few other things.
Speaking of gimps.
I can help you with that Nikki...I have sunflower seeds.
I loooove gimps!
Such a pal Panda! We should be able to attract some birds with that. Or do a pussy move and throw it in some competitor's face! Who needs mud when you have seed!!!
It's not a pussy move. It's called tactics. Sometimes you gotta fight dirty.
You just set the mood dakota.
"What's you prediction for the fight?"
"Pain..."
"I must break you." -Ivan Drago
"if he dies, he dies."
I would make a dirty joke about "throwing my seed into the faces of those who oppose me," but... I couldn't think of a good punchline.
who needs a punchline when such words flow from your mouth ...
A word facial. All these words comin' at you. A bukkake of words.
Just so everyone is aware. I may lose the story battle, but in real life I can shoot a one inch target at over 1100 meters away. I live for the pink mist.
You may be able to beat me at telling stories, but in real life I am the survivor.
Sad but true.
Don't say that Joe!
You're gonna win!
Go Joe!
lol, I wish that my savy with shoooting and killing people equated to my story telling ability. If that was the case I would give Shakespeare a run for his money.
Not that I have ever killed any one. But if you find anyone alive that says differently, you let me know.
Joe, you are scary sniper guy right now. Stay away from the belltower.
Who goes into a belltower? That is for rookies. Real life snipers don't even let you know that someone was just sniped. You just wonder why their brains are in your lap.
omg.
FNG - id let you shoot an apple off my head.
LOL, I'm refreshing this page just to kick the rocky balboa all the times. This is getting serious, seriously. I'm thrilled at the culties participation in the battle royal, I'm sure I'll have a lot to learn and to give. Also happy to see Liana into this though I swear I seen Raelyn too peekabooing the forum last night but I don't see her name in the list?
I guess it's time to cut it with the girly-girl scare tactics
Also @Meaty, is that your impersonation of Vivian from The Young Ones? Awe-fucking-some.
Wow. I go to bed and you guys all have a WAR love-in. This is fucking awesome.
Dakota, I don't know how you got the Rocky theme to play without me pushing play, but that was fantastic. I open up the page and get the Rocky theme. That is a good way to face the morning, friend!
You guys are rockin.
I was scrolling and was like, "Why the hell is the Rocky theme playing? I didn't open anything!"
Not that I'm complaining - love the Rocky movies. Adrian!!!!!
I hate it when music plays without my consent.
I agree with Bek...
I have found in the past that those who talk smack, get smacked...
I'd talk shit but god forbid my first prompt is "three men have ot raise a baby" and my story shits the bed because I'm too cranky to bother writing anything worth showing you guys.
Or prompts that are clearly archetypal stories.
"A planet overun by apes."
"A world where a popular food source is made out of people."
"A serial killer starts committing murders based on the seven deadly sins."
"A detective who chases androids and believes that he himself may be an android".
"A clown that kills children and is your worst fears."
Hah Americantypo that sounds amaaazing!