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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 8, 2012 - 11:08am

I would let harrison ford gay all over me in a parsec.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 11:08am

"I burn down buildings while you sit on a shelf inside of them!"

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 11:09am

Is that a skin suit you're wearing there, Diaz?  Because if it's not, I think Laurance might have you by half a peg or so.

 

MY GOD.

Somebody spelled my name right.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 11:10am

Check the bracket.  I always spell your name right.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 11:11am

"I always spell your name right."

Hey guys, no internet marriage in the war thread. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel March 8, 2012 - 11:11am

It is not a skin suit. We usually never get close enough to take skin. We just move on to the next target.

Laurance, you win this round.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 11:14am

If I want to abduct Laurance and force him into a position of subservience and sexual bondage I am thoroughly within my rights.  Spoils of WAR.  Provided I win. 

Might change his name to something easier for everybody, too.  Like Amy.  Win-win.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 11:16am

I found all that very exciting.

Because Amy is a very pretty name.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 11:17am

I do like Amy.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 8, 2012 - 11:21am

You'd make a cute Amy, will there be ribbons in his hair?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 11:21am

So it's settled.  After the war...party in Utah's dungeon? 

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 8, 2012 - 11:21am

PROMPTS. SEND THEM.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 11:22am

uh-oh - Richard is aching to go into the dungeon...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 11:24am

IN HONOR OF RICHARD WE SHOULD ALL GO ALL-CAPS IN THIS THREAD UNTIL PROMPTS DROP.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 11:30am

3.5 HOURS!!!!!!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 11:32am

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 11:33am

PROMPT THE AMY.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 8, 2012 - 11:41am

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Jason Van Horn from North Carolina is reading A Feast For Crows March 8, 2012 - 11:43am

/\

Nick, I'm the one that shoots him. :P

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 8, 2012 - 11:47am

You mean the guy in my avatar? Too late.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 8, 2012 - 12:21pm

@Jason:

If we meet up in the second round, then you can have a shot to claim Luther from me. (Loser brackets or winner brackets).

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 12:38pm

2.5 HOURS!!!!!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 12:39pm

I am so going to space this about 4:30.  Around 7:00 I'll have a shitload of threatening PMs.  Right before I go to be tonight I'll go, "Wait, wasn't I supposed to...ahhh, crap."

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 12:39pm

I'M GONNA GO TAKE A NAP!!

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 8, 2012 - 12:47pm

I'M SO EXCITED I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 1:35pm

1.5 HOURS!!!!!

I have put prompt-drop-time in my Outlook calendar, so it's going to make noises at me to make sure I don't forget.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 8, 2012 - 1:35pm

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest March 8, 2012 - 1:56pm

One hour to beginning of War... Time to start talkin' shit...

After rounds against me, I'll be asking you:

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 1:59pm

"Time to start talkin' shit..."

I think you are a week late!  Ha!

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest March 8, 2012 - 2:02pm

I like to wait... Patience is a virtue.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 8, 2012 - 2:31pm

I already got my prompt, thanks Utah!

Kidding.

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. March 8, 2012 - 2:55pm

Edit.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 8, 2012 - 2:35pm

Every one watch out for a story about an under aged panda getting piddled.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 2:42pm

5:00?  Fuck it.  HERE WE GOOOOOOOO!!!

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. March 8, 2012 - 2:45pm

Bleh. I have to go to bed in like ten minutes. I have to be up at five in the morning for work. You should all move to the UK, we know how to tell the time properly over here.

I kind of wanted my prompt before I had to sleep. Though maybe it's actually better if I get it first thing when I wake up. Fresh head and all that. Also If I see it now then I won't stop thinking about it and won't sleep. So yeah, screw it, you should continue to not know how to tell the time you Americano wierdos.

Don't you fucking dare send that prompt in the next ten minutes. Hahaha.

In the morning people, war commences. Jason Van Horn, RIP.

 

 

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. March 8, 2012 - 2:49pm

YOU FUCKER UTAH

haha.

It's all good man. Hmmmmmmm.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 2:54pm

Oh, this is goooood. Voodoo_em, you will rue the day!

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. March 8, 2012 - 3:04pm

Best of luck everyone!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 3:07pm

Much love, everybody.  All you've got to do for the next week is the best you've ever done and you'll come out just fine.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel March 8, 2012 - 3:08pm

Utah, I hope you choke on a typewriter ribbon.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 3:10pm

Why?

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Americantypo from Philadelphia is reading The Bone Clocks March 8, 2012 - 3:11pm

Got my prompt. Good luck everyone. Should be a good week for writing.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel March 8, 2012 - 3:14pm

BECAUSE THIS IS WAR!!!!! bwahahaha!

*runs off*

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 3:16pm

Well, I'd say something pithy, but you're gone.  See you in ten days. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 3:17pm

umadbro?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 3:18pm

you know, backward that kinda spells, "Orb, damn you!"

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 3:20pm

Where'd you get the "n"?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 3:22pm

I said "kinda".

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 3:24pm

Oh, it would be ironic if you lost the first round of your tournament invention.

Betttta man up.

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Americantypo from Philadelphia is reading The Bone Clocks March 8, 2012 - 3:35pm

Obviously we can't discuss the nature of the prompts, but I will say that mine isn't something I'm easily able to "plug in" to an existing story idea. I have an idea board with a bunch of things I plan on writing at some point. And this prompt is forcing me to come up with a completely new idea. Pretty cool stuff.