My name is Sean, and I'm an alcoholic. It's been 35 years since my last confession.
I live in a northern suburb of Chicago, just miles from Great America, which means I have seen more than my fair share of Taz tattoos and Bugs Bunny & Tweey Bird sweatshirts. I actually grew up in Iowa, moved to Illinois in high school, and recently moved back from Minneapolis; I just can't get away from the Midwest. I have played drums in various punk bands over the past 20 years or so, and have next to nothing to show for it. I work a dead-end office job, working hard every day to make sure the rich get richer. I watch a lot of movies, listen to a lot of music, and read a lot of books.
I've tried to write for years, never really happy with anything, and I'm pretty sure I've thrown out more notebooks than I can count. I'm hoping to learn some and get inspired by talking with other people who actually do know how to finish a story.
In my free time, I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and curling up with a good book. If I sound like the perfect match for you, call me at...oh shit, wrong website profile.
P.S. I would have written an introduction earlier, but I had to go out and buy a copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey" to defecate on.
You clearly know the proper place to shit, so that gets you high marks right off.
Welcome! Hope you get what you're looking for out of your stay.
Welcome. Enjoy this picture. You're approved.
Hi, Sean. I know it's early in our relationship, but I've always liked a guy with a dead end job.
Welcome! As my grandmother always said, "Stop that."
Sean, let me offer a sincere welcome. As someone else from the Midwest who used to play punk and works in an office I'm sure we have many similar stories of the ignorant white trash shits from where we live. I understand not being able to get away but as I get older I have accepted that I need to live somewhere that fuels my hate if I ever want to write.
I'm happy you have read other intro post and have already pooped on 50 Shades like you were starring in a German porno. Cheers.
Other than that you already have your picture from Matt. Now once you receive your intro pic from Dave, questions from Kirk, and Rohypnol from Jacks you will be ready to start the magical adventure that is Litreactor.
Sincerely.
Christopher Lee Xavier Ramone Rodriguez Blumpkin Davis the 3rd
I read all that and my only thought was, "My mother's name is Ramona."
Best intro i have red so far here on litreactor. Also the 'wrong website profile joke' was funny, good one!
Tus i hearby welcome you in dutch language: Welkom! .....
question: In which punkbands did you play? Did they have 'cool' names? I am curieus.
Good luck around here... :)
I always like it when punk rockers come around. I'm a punk rocker. I was never in any bands good enough to get gigs, but I did a lot of roadie'ing for local bands way back when. Yep, a chick roadie. I was real-life Tetris Champion. They couldn't gig without me.
Vacation Bible School sounds familiar. Did you ever play shows in Indiana? I think I remember seeing a band by that name at Rhino's in Bloomington.
I have to find Jesus first
Look behind the couch, that's usually where I find him.
You're amazing!!!